They look like joke teeth
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Who’s this ? It isn’t Sarren…
But actually could it be because Porsche Taycan price has dropped so much all of a sudden? We have one and we are gutted xD so actually it may not be that expensive right now lol
Well. it’s a look alright.
Holy shiiiit Sarren you truly are Darren Barker and Sharon Watts lovechild 
very cheesy mug.
very cheesy mug.That's an interesting look.
You honestly wouldn't know it was saffron without the filters and massive editing( which we all know she will do at the earliest opportunity)
horrific
Oh.. I.. wow. That’s something isn’t it.
Miss bloody piggy
I don’t know what’s more awful. The hair of dress.
Reminds me of these
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Do you think it’s supposed to be a knockoff of this Valentino dress Zendaya wore recently?
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I know nobody can help who they look like and many girls look like their dad but even though they look like the female version of their dad they still look like their own person but with Saffron it’s on another level her and Darren could literally be the same person. It’s not even just that she looks like her dad , she could easily be her dad. That could easily be Darren in a wig and dress there’s no difference and it’s so weird to look at cause I feel I’m looking at Darren.
She’s banging on about how “sleek” her hair is in her latest video, but she clearly has no idea what sleek means. Her hair has absolutely no shine whatsoever. It’s just straight - which is hardly mind blowing considering she’s using a straightener. I wish she’d learn English.
Makes me feel so awkward when Saffron and/or Ana talk about their mums doing something together, i.e. going on their podcast. It’s plain to see that they have nothing in common—other than their spoilt, desperate daughters—and have only ever pretended to get along. Wendy seems like a snob, and Julie is a wannabe-snob. Also, why would you want to publicly ask your mum questions about her sex life.
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Of course she can’t pronounce Porsche.
Makes me feel so awkward when Saffron and/or Ana talk about their mums doing something together, i.e. going on their podcast. It’s plain to see that they have nothing in common—other than their spoilt, desperate daughters—and have only ever pretended to get along. Wendy seems like a snob, and Julie is a wannabe-snob. Also, why would you want to publicly ask your mum questions about her sex life.
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Of course she can’t pronounce Porsche.
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Howling at the dress, it's defo from Boohoo
not really but it does look like that cheap scuba material Boohoo use!! The hair DOES NOT GO WITH THE LOOK AT ALL!!!! I would have gone for a classy updo (like Margot Robbie, the beautiful elegant classy queen herself) not bloody Darren in a fringe man can't deal
When you start doing too much filler, Botox or any of these procedures, you will start looking similar to the men who are having the same surgeries to look like a woman.
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I assume she’s buying the car through her “business” as a business expense. So she saves money coz she’ll deduct the expense from her profits and not pay the corporation tax on it. Absolute joke of a system. I don’t see how people like her will last for the next 5 years - she’s pretty boring I only watch her via tattle as you all make me laugh with the comments. Shes only going to get older and technology gets better - I could do youtube with an ai person, a changed voice and nobody would know. Although I also follow the Lauren goodger thread and if she’s managing to pay for house and to live then I guess there’s hope for all these influencers!
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Cant wait to see the filtered photo she posts.
jesus christ that is notttt a good look and certainly not a flattering cut. she is butch af
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