Recap for spoilt
Sarren
- Recently styled an AWFUL bucket hat hairstyle. She looked as though she superglued Farmer Will’s straw from his barn onto her dome head.
- Sarren is now trying to grow an arse, however faces the challenge of not eating enough calories in a day to achieve visible results... she thinks growing the muscles of ya bum merely includes you eating purely protein and thrusting a weight far too heavy... we’ll leave it there.
- Remains as VAIN as ever; loves herself and constantly seeks the attention of men on her TikTok and IG by being a
pick me
gal when in reality she looks like Dazza B in a wig.
- Still is incredibly BORING. We don’t have much to say about her on her threads because she has a sex podcast but fails to actually delve deep and reveal some saucy/juicy secrets to give us insight into her mundane ‘sex life’, which for the record, is non-existent we think.
- Bitter about Luca Fish not speaking to her anymore. What a shame, Sarren could’ve got a free chippy every other Friday night, but then again, Windy wouldn’t approve #underthethumb
- Sarren is still as beggy as ever tagging brands left, right and centre to hint at them to send her free items which we, as mere mortals are obliged to pay for... she proceeds to do this even though she is an undeserved millionaire who can put her own greedy hand in her pocket and there is a cost of living crisis... the brass neck on it! Pay for your goods yourself, we all have to.
- Finally, she is latching onto the idea of becoming a
soap star film star on a box office hit movie
the woman struggles with pronouncing words in English, has no charisma and lacks enthusiasm. Sarren makes the odd minor TV appearance in which she proceeds to get the answers wrong on her round on game shows about her chosen topic, the most notable one to date being that of ‘social media’...
over the content. As long as it‘s a like she wins.
