I’m betting now, eating disordered, anal Anna will be up at 5am tomorrow jumping around downstairs and then be on Instagram moaning about lack of sleep and still feeling sick and how the kids kept her up all night, no empathy for them, just herself... but she’ll still be up doing her workout, ready for the morning rant. But I bet she won’t eat anything because her tummy will still be funny...
SacconeJolys #9 Almost as unstable as their children's car seats!
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She definitely will!
who'd want to be friends with that witch?!
Why is she feeling bad for Jof now? He deals with the kids every day! She does duck all, whether she's ill or not!
She looks possessed! And he doesn't look any better, he's got that stupid " children's tv presenter " look about him! Creepy
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Is this photo from their most recent photo shoot at the house? Wasn't her make-up done "professionally?" I could swear she credited the hair & make-up people. Why are her lips done in those horrible colors with her application style? I know the answer is she did it herself, but maybe the professionals know more. That color is atrocious.
Also, her nose in this photo absolutely scares me. I think the angle she needs is chin up so her nose doesn't look so wide. It's all about the angles.
My god that soy boy mouth thing he does with his big ugly gob just makes you want to pitch a ball in it, like one of those clown games at a fair ground..(and hopefully shut him up in the process) and his stupid tattoos look like he fell asleep and his kids took to his arms with a sharpie.
So utterly cringe how he is at the opposite end of the spectrum to how cool he thinks he is. But also as a spectator good for a laugh!
So utterly cringe how he is at the opposite end of the spectrum to how cool he thinks he is. But also as a spectator good for a laugh!
She looks like a turtle in pajamas to me in this picture! Oh wait...a turtle with a thigh gap.
Her nose looks even bigger than normal, and the harsh lines from her cheekbones are as if she's wearing a mask. Not flattering at all.
Ohh god, the only thing that looks better are his arms without those awful tattoes.
He recently said 'those stars have so much meaning in my life' , does anyone know what that might be?
He recently said 'those stars have so much meaning in my life' , does anyone know what that might be?
Vast improvement, yet they're still a mess
This is brilliant, thank you for blessing my eyes with such an edit!!
Doesn't look like Anna has done her workout this morning, no 5am rant today! Don't worry though guys she'll do one Saturday to make up for her missed one
I hope the kids threw up all over her. And Jonathan, too. If she misses two workouts, she'll have to do two on the weekend, it's the rule. No doubt she'll have Make-up oh now regardless.
Ha, I was thinking this. If she's actually been caring for the kids all night she won't need to. Back and to looking after them. Cleaning up. Changing bed covers. And actually having to wash them to since the house keeper left. Poor Princess.
Jonathan has an incredibly unhealthy relationship with alcohol. Easily a bottle of wine every night, sometimes starting as early as 4pm... well that's what he puts out there, perhaps it's even more serious than that
Just on the face of it Jonathan appears as a really good, hands on dad, but I’d kill to know how it is off camera. Does he play with the kids much when he’s not vlogging? Or do they crowd round him when the camera is on because they know that’s when they’ll get attention? I don’t suppose we’ll ever know unless an insider speaks out 
I know they had their PR team spread the word that Anna is the spitting image of JLo, but oh dear, this celebrity face match site doesn't quite agree!
I think he is like that with his children IRL.Just on the face of it Jonathan appears as a really good, hands on dad, but I’d kill to know how it is off camera. Does he play with the kids much when he’s not vlogging? Or do they crowd round him when the camera is on because they know that’s when they’ll get attention? I don’t suppose we’ll ever know unless an insider speaks out
You can see them going naturally towards him to play and have fun and laugh.
He loves spending time with them and playing with them without forcing himself.
It’s my opinion though and what I watched from the vlogs during years (not constantly but here and there).
I tend to agree with you, but I’ve also wondered if they go to him more when they see the camera, like “daddy will play with us when the camera is there” sort of thing.
I have noticed him kissing the kids though, in a natural way that I haven’t seen with Anna. For me I can’t stop myself from kissing babies. Anna doesn’t seem the naturally maternal type.
And you hear of American kids sounding British thanks to Peppa pig [emoji38]
Yes, kissing them, tickling Alessia and Andrea etc., like any parents.
For Anna, i’ve always said that she is distant with them, just hugging them or telling them «you’re so kioute » without contact.
How are you supposed to kiss them with lipstick put 24/7?
I mean technically, they would have to rub their cheeks each time to remove the lipstick.
Me too, especially when my children were babies I kissed them everytime lol.
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