Or maybe he needs some material for a new erotic novel about a non-binary man (currently using he/him of course) who falls in love with his bimbo wife's gay BEST friend....
While she is away getting botox from her dentist friend (just her friend though, not her BEST friend, right now she only has one BEST friend, I mean other than her husband who is also her BEST friend and her mother who she lovingly refers to as her Taurus
witch is also her BEST friend), the dumpy micro-man finds himself alone sipping coffee with a sexy gay dad. The sexy gay dad (did I mention her is gay? And a dad? He is a sexy gay dad) reminds him so much of his wife, but somehow better.... It's almost as though he is the male version of her. He is so gorgeous and so sexy that Mr Dumpy wonders how he survived so long without him....
They drink.... and laugh.... until suddenly their eyes lock.........
The sexy dad leans forward and whispers "is that a dick tattoo on your neck or are you just happy to see me?" To which he replies, "for a fee it can be whatever you want... #AD #trans". The sexy dad leans over the table and begins to gently kiss Mr Dumpy, slowly moving closer and closer to the gigantic dick on his neck..........
I will stop there because its all just too sexy and I don't want any of you to get too excited.
He could call it The Friendliest of Friends or some
tit...