He'll start with that closeup of his face, as soon as he does that, I'm out, can't bear a second more of it. Closeup, black and white, mouth slightly downward to show his suffering, looks up and to his right, pouts a bit, starts blabbering with his "I'm a victim but also a spiritual guide to you, suckers" voice.I can predict that that self promotion video will contain:
1- Fake crying
2- Lies, obviously tons of them
3- Stupid sad music
4- Sad Eduardo in boys clothes
5- happy Eduardo in girls clothes
6- slow mo for no reason
7- T-shirt pulling, ugly tattoo showing
8- maybe a guest appearance of his mother
feel free to add, the bets are open!
Aaarrgh, torture!
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