SacconeJolys #49 I am Me, Giselle is too, give me your money, the school fees are due

[finou]

Ireland is a small country, people talk. You always find somebody that know somebody ect… If what he says is correct that he was a sex beast with a huge drive, surely one of his exes would come forward and debunk him. They are either a) ashamed to be associated with him and I would completely sympathised with them or b) they are non existent and invisible. I think it is the second option.

 

[unicorn123]

Off topic but Jonathons tattoos are awful and embarrassing

 

[Lunarly]

If i was looking out of the window and saw my 4 year old out there after I’d put them to bed I’d almost have a heart attack!
So scary not knowing that your child got out of the house without you knowing. I always keep a listen out after I put my daughter to bed until I know she’s sleeping before going to shower etc.
I just can’t believe Anna, it’s like it’s a regular occurrence and doesn’t bother her at all. Also Alessias facial expression is not happy at all. I know children aren’t always happy but she often looks so miserable
Also I’ve noticed since Emilia was little that she’d always snigger at her children like they’re stupid. No they’re not and it’s your job to teach them.
Maybe I’m over exaggerating but I’m sure a less well off family in a smaller house would not be looked upon so kindly if there 4 year old daughter was able to sneak out of her bed into the garden and wander around. What would have happened if Anna wasn’t watching the foxes out of the window that night.

 

[Anonymous_xo]

Guys, his fucking Insta story hahahahahaha omg I'm crying and puking at the same time!!

 

[Bon Qui Qui]

Some funny quotes from Anna's rant this morning. First one, umm you deemed yourself competent to do this job when you started posting on YouTube, if you can't do any of it then maybe get a new job. Second one, bitch you don't even clean your house, let alone do anything else in your mansion, I remember you cried when your cleaner had to isolate for 2 weeks for COVID reasons. And then she spends 30 stories talking about gifted dog pyjamas. It's a busy day in the SJs house
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Yes and all of this while her nanny has all 4 of her kids in the pool alone! She's like the nanny is only part time now bc I don't need her full-time at the moment. Ummm why did you need her fulltime while all of your kids were in school then? She's lying. There's no way all 4 of her kids are home for break and she doesn't have the nanny there everyday raising them so she can act like an annoying 10 yr old girl over dog pajamas and browse her phone.
They both claim to need the nanny so they can work yet J was further destroying the garden and Anna was on IG. Doesn't seem like work to me. They just want the kids out of their hair so they can fuck about like teenagers with no kids.

 

[evoway13]

Omg you’re right!!! I remember this too they used to get McDonald’s ALL THE TIME!

They did......even in this house ......have they forgotten their vlogs already? If they cannot remember making the kids eat McDonald's frequently, then how the f**k are they going to remember Giselle's story for the book?

 

[smallmoonbunny7]

im disgusted! family friendly? he knows exactly how many young kids follow his instagram. his 'sexy' story sounds like a bad joke . he is disgusting. someone needs to do something about this man!

 

[TimeTraveler]

Is that tiny pot supposed to feed a family of two adults and four kids?! (and six dogs, a fox and surely a few mice running around in the grass)

 

[kaysay]

Those shoes cost $300 and the jacket $290, expensive and ridiculous looking clothing he treated himself. He’s also signed up for a 10k running race, he’ll definitely stand out from the crowd wearing that

why on earth would you spend that when you haven't even replaced the dishwasher or the broken bathrooms?

 

[Nottsgirl]

Imagine being a parent at the kids school and seeing that shit.

Please don’t tell me there’s more instalments to come.

 

[Nottsgirl]

Also if this is a preview of the quality we’re getting with the book, then tell Stephen King to retire early, we’ve got a new genius on the block

 

[Fillyjonk]

When your expectations for groundskeeper porn are Sean Bean in Lady Chatterley's Lover but you get Jonathan's pasty wee bollocks on a lawnmower instead.

Thanks Jono, for providing the ultimate anti-erotica.

 

[Burnbook94]

His book went from (around) 1,000 in the best seller rank to 3,780 reaaaal quick. I think that speaks for itself how many pre-orders it’s getting atm

 

[Bon Qui Qui]

Poor Andrea out in the sun with no hat or rash vest. Hope she is applying plenty cream on those kids regularly

This! His glaring pale skin was just exposed to be burned up! She's such a vain bitch. She's probably against making her kids wear rash guards bc then they can't get tan like she likes. News flash Anna, Andrea will not tan no matter how many un-sunscreened hrs he spends in the pool. He's ginger! He'll burn you dumb bitch! Bet the nanny had him in a hat at least. Maybe a swim company will send her a freebie when they see how irresponsible her sun protection for her kids is. Of course she'll only put the kids in any freebie rash guards if she likes the colors and patterns.

Also it looked like they were in the pool with no adults as Jonathan was in the background on his tractor. So if one of the little ones gets into distress its up the the older 2 to save them or be paying enough attention to alert an adult? She should be in the pool especially while the 2 A's are in there! Lazy ass mother would rather lounge on the chair and drink coffee while she scrolls her phone.

 

[Cubalibra]

He looks like a teletubby.

 

[mherb]

Never posted before as I don’t really agree with gossip forums and did at one point love the SJs and followed them since 2013. Over the last couple years I stopped watching due not feeling as connected to them, personal time constraints and now all the recent events made me switch off more…but this erotic story on J’s Instagram has made me feel really uncomfortable and shocked. I can’t believe he is sexualising his wife like this on a family vlogging platform. If he had used different character names, I might have felt less uncomfortable but to use themselves and their own images… these are people who I’ve seen bring up a family and cook meals together and go shopping etc… it just doesn’t match the ‘brand’ they put out there. It’s truly made me switch off entirely. I am shocked.

 

[abcdabcd]

What I find interesting: He said in the video that he felt pressured and had to present the world with a version of himself that fit in from a very young age, yet, he never fit in, wherever he went, whatever he did, he was always the outcast, up to this day, he never made friends, never managed to keep a job, his family doesn't like him, everyone who knew him says he was always hard to deal with because he felt so superior. Who exactly did he present this amazing version of himself to?!
He said this before in an IGTV, saying how he's a master of pretending to be someone he's not and appear 'well adjusted' and 'normal', has he ever seemed well adjusted to anyone on here?! He's SO arrogant! He couldn't even pretend to be likeable for the three days when Stacey slept over, his masked slipped quite quickly after one or two questions he could've easily prepared himself for, yet he says he's this master at coming across nice?!

 

[Starry_eyed_pie]

Anyone work in publishing and know if they are duty bound to fact check this book? Because I have a feeling that he has no bloody idea what he's going to write, and is going to take inspiration from his followers' stories in comments, and even suggestions here. Whatever he thinks will be sensationalist and get readers/likes.

 

[RedTiger]

I haven’t checked in with this family for a while and WHAT THE FUCK is going on? What the actual fuck. It is beyond me how social are not involved with them they seem absolutely insane. There poor children honestly. I am actually in shock reading through the recaps.

 

[Megan Rose]

So that’s the missing piece of the puzzle, the reason Jonathan fell out with his dad and why he resents him so much: he must’ve cut entitled “little Jonathan” off sometime after the Internet cafe, and THAT’s where his impoverished “childhood” took place, which wasn’t actually his childhood at all but his twenties, after pissing away his chance at an education, still thinking he’s entitled to be a boyband star and too good for a real job, hence getting a formal education felt like a waste. And that’s why he had nothing to fall back on when his father stopped funding him, that’s when the going got tough and he was “poor” and finally decided to go back to uni. - And then he found Anna and her mum, who housed, clothed and fed him.

Now this has more than a ring of truth to it, explains also whyAnna was so awful about his family, Joni definitely played the poor rejected child, the fact his family still put up with him is proof that they must have cared about him but he likes to play the victim especially if he can write a pity me poor little Jonathan he is a narcissis, a actor who absorbs other peoples genuine stories to regurgitate.
I really do think his entire family should put out a short statement saying he was loved and not abused and that they were pretty well off so he can’t cash in on his lies , there is no doubt in my mind gopher is lying.