Haven holidays were my childhood, still have happy memories of the activities that went on.
Well, we all know he's a lying c**t!As for Forte Village Jonathan claimed that they called him begging for him to come saying they were in need of customers, the last time they were there they claimed they were paying customers and then admitted they received a heavy discount because they brought exposure to the resort.
its weird, one side of his face looks more haggard than the other. I'm not sure losing weight is doing him any favours tbh. Its making his head look huge compared to his toddler body. In fact in some shots he looks like a drug addict. God he looks older than my 55 year old dad there.Hiw anxious and nervous did Jonathan sound before and during that run. His nervous giggles and weird ig stories almost the entire time he was jogging. I think he like Anna struggles with leaving the house and going into public. His camera is obviously his security blanket, that's why he was running and talking to his phone like a twat the entire time.
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well they supposedly went RV'ing to scotland last year.I would pay good money to see Anna in a caravan!!
OMG! He looks about 65!How anxious and nervous did Jonathan sound before and during that run. His nervous giggles and weird ig stories almost the entire time he was jogging screamed I'm a nervous wreck being out of my house alone!! I think he like Anna struggles with leaving the house and going into public. His camera is obviously his security blanket, that's why he was running and talking to his phone like a twat the entire time.
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Anna’s IG Stories
Does Anna think it’s normal that she lay in Andreas bed like some freak taking up the bed whilst he is asleep for what must be his afternoon nap and to wake him up and have that camera 2 inches away from his face right close up and then kisses his head but barely not to ruin the tonne of shit on her lips and then give her spin how he is mean and doesn’t love her because he jumps out of that bed once he realises she is there and I would imagine her smelly armpit right in his face.she is sick.
And I'm sure she said she doesn't like food/meal sub boxes!he's doing ads on tiktok now.. for hello fresh food boxes- i didn't think they would need to use those since anna cooks?
I think it's uneven freckles. He's usually got a beauty filter on like his wife so it hides his freckles a bit. I would love for IG to take away any and all filters for a week and see what all these influenceers really look like!!!its weird, one side of his face looks more haggard than the other. I'm not sure losing weight is doing him any favours tbh. Its making his head look huge compared to his toddler body. In fact in some shots he looks like a drug addict. God he looks older than my 55 year old dad there.
She says, "you awake?"& he smacks her on her boob. That kid looks as if he's saying,"Get the fuck outta my bed & leave me the fuck alone with that camera &Lying in bed with her cleavage out with her one year old son. She would have set that shot up of herself, applied the filter - trying to look sexy lying in bed with your son? Why would you get your phone, film yourself with your one year old waking up, then blaming him for hating her. She says he won’t kiss her on the lips but will kiss Daddy on the lips, she never kisses him properly, and always has her lips coated in lipstick, why would he want to kiss her on the lips?! But sticking a phone in her face and not giving a shit about her crying, only telling her she is pretty. It’s so messed up.
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Those stupid girly giggles, can he not hear how embarrassing he is?How anxious and nervous did Jonathan sound before and during that run. His nervous giggles and weird ig stories almost the entire time he was jogging screamed I'm a nervous wreck being out of my house alone!! I think he like Anna struggles with leaving the house and going into public. His camera is obviously his security blanket, that's why he was running and talking to his phone like a twat the entire time.
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They don't pay for anything, why are people surprised. They never pay for hols/hotels.Well, we all know he's a lying c**t!
I’m not sure if that person was legit or honest about their ties to forte village. Just seemed too coincidental that they happened upon this forum. I could be wrong, I just don’t think anyone who really does work for or have ties with a company like that would come into a forum like this and let themselves be known. If forte village want to correct me then by all meansSorry, but why did they get another sponsored holiday to the Forte Village Resort? Pretty sure someone on here said they have ties to them and can guarantee they'll never get a freebie again?
They did maybe four weeks of ads for hello fresh last year, she probably doesn't like it because there's set meals and you choose so many per week depending on your plan. Usually one fish, one or two chicken, one or two beef and two vegetarian. No turkey to be seen. I don't mind hello fresh, but now I just use the app for the recipes rather than paying for the ingredients delivered.And I'm sure she said she doesn't like food/meal sub boxes!
My god! He’s got to start wearing SPF, and maybe call up Caroline Hirons for a skincare routineHow anxious and nervous did Jonathan sound before and during that run. His nervous giggles and weird ig stories almost the entire time he was jogging screamed I'm a nervous wreck being out of my house alone!! I think he like Anna struggles with leaving the house and going into public. His camera is obviously his security blanket, that's why he was running and talking to his phone like a twat the entire time.
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If I remember correctly I think she's said in the past that the turkey comes in smaller packets, either 250g or 300g. Portions are difficult to judge in pictures and videos, especially because Anna usually puts the camera so close so that there's little comparison for the plate size. She serves hers on side plates 90% of the time, the kids are in baby bowls and she uses small pots and pans to cook everything to make herself think she's eating more - you know because she's over her ED.Really?? This looks about the amount that I would serve my family of 6. We would only use 500g of meat which is what she used so I think it’s plenty.
I get so confused when people talk about potions they always look fine to me.
He is embarrassing....Those stupid girly giggles, can he not hear how embarrassing he is?
They did, sort of. They took an RV up to Scotland, parked near his mum's house to 'support her' whilst her partner was dying, took her out for breakfast the following morning and then drove back again. It's not like they spent two weeks traveling around enjoying the sights and spending quality time together.well they supposedly went RV'ing to scotland last year.
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