RVK_Loves #33 not to worry my husband still earns 10 times more than you

[hereforthe_tea]

Dreamy birth more perfect than the first!
The fact that she has been able to have two midwives present at a home birth will have made her NHS hospital extra stretched for resources no doubt. So entitled.

I’m pretty sure the midwives are community ones and separate from the hospital.

I think I’m more likely to tit in my hands and clap than defend Grabby, and agree she is entitled. Pretty sure you’d have been able to hear the flipper stomping in France if she’d had to go into an NHS {the horror} hospital because of a lack of staff. However, I do think home births on the whole are lovely and I don’t think the hospital wouldn’t have been left understaffed as a result!

 

[Mum2girls]

I see the like count if off again

 

[Stella27]

That latest post is so jumped up and pompous.
It reads like ‘ Christ, I’m SO wonderful’
I also noticed how she’d lost some followers.
So desperate to portray a perfect existence. Even Mrs Hinch has revealed how hard she’s found it second time around.

 

[tacotaco]

That latest post is so jumped up and pompous.
It reads like ‘ Christ, I’m SO wonderful’
I also noticed how she’d lost some followers.
So desperate to portray a perfect existence. Even Mrs Hinch has revealed how hard she’s found it second time around.

I know right, imagine having a friend like that who posts such smug bragging crap. It’s no wonder she doesn’t have many mates

 

[Storminateacup]

I gave birth to my first nearly 6 weeks ago and it was a bit of a horror story. The labour and birth weren’t so bad but we were both sick afterwards and spent 8 days in hospital, including 4 days in NICU for my son. Her post just makes me feel like tit. And needless to say, the last 6 weeks have not been dreamy! I don’t follow her but I’m going to have to stop myself looking at her weirdo posts from now on given we have sons nearly the same age.
was a fun sport, grabby watching, but not anymore!!

 

[rockhoppernroll]

That latest post is so jumped up and pompous.
It reads like ‘ Christ, I’m SO wonderful’
I also noticed how she’d lost some followers.
So desperate to portray a perfect existence. Even Mrs Hinch has revealed how hard she’s found it second time around.

Don’t worry, we will be treated to her wondering if she has postnatal depression in a few weeks when we have a bit of rain.

 

[Clare]

I gave birth to my first nearly 6 weeks ago and it was a bit of a horror story. The labour and birth weren’t so bad but we were both sick afterwards and spent 8 days in hospital, including 4 days in NICU for my son. Her post just makes me feel like tit. And needless to say, the last 6 weeks have not been dreamy! I don’t follow her but I’m going to have to stop myself looking at her weirdo posts from now on given we have sons nearly the same age.
was a fun sport, grabby watching, but not anymore!!

Im sorry you had a tough time Don’t believe anything this faker says and definitely don’t compare your life to hers. It’s all smoke and mirrors, it’s clear deep down Grabby is deeply unsettled with high anxiety and need to control. This is not an Earth mother, no matter how much she tries to convince herself. It’s pure luck she has been able to have 2 straightforward home births and while that’s great for her, as an “influencer” with nearly 100k followers she ought to be more sensitive towards her audience, most of which probably had more normal, tricky, painful or scary births. But because she is a spoilt, immature, jumped up madam with a superiority complex, she just can’t help herself but brag about it. She is an awful, awful person. It’s hard to find any redeeming features in her character. But most importantly, never forget she married her grooming predator boyfriend and no matter how bad my day might be, at least that’s not my life. She’s welcome to the dreamy births, I’ll keep my non paeedo partner, thanks

 

[Sw4]

I gave birth to my first nearly 6 weeks ago and it was a bit of a horror story. The labour and birth weren’t so bad but we were both sick afterwards and spent 8 days in hospital, including 4 days in NICU for my son. Her post just makes me feel like tit. And needless to say, the last 6 weeks have not been dreamy! I don’t follow her but I’m going to have to stop myself looking at her weirdo posts from now on given we have sons nearly the same age.
was a fun sport, grabby watching, but not anymore!!

Congrats on your beautiful baby and sorry you had a tough time. I also had a baby 4 weeks ago and I did have my heart set on a 'dreamy' () water birth in the midwife led unit, I practiced hypnobirthing techniques endlessly, however this wasn't to be and for various reasons (lol) I ended up with an emergency csection.

Now I'm quite a pragmatic person and all I care about is that I have my baby safe and sound, but I do get pangs of regret that I couldn't have the birth I wanted. I generally push this to the back of my mind as really it doesn't matter, but then reading her post makes me feel tit as it's so, so smug and the tone implies that she's better than everyone by having a hippy earth mother natural home birth again. Luckily my csection went well and there were no complications but I can imagine anyone who had a traumatic birth or is struggling with PND could be tipped over the edge by her post. She's such a horrible, horrible person. Her smug face in those photos make me want to punch a wall.

 

[Trickywoo]

Someone commented that we were being mean about the kids names. Someone who obviously doesn’t get our humour. So ya know….jog on. duck off. I commented


She’s up grabby arse

Ohhh I see ! Yes.....if you can't stand the heat get out of this kitchen ! Good on you.

That's so sad, so basically she can't enjoy her 9 day old bundle of joy because a) she's still lamenting on being pregnant and wishing she could go back to it (even though at the time she was manically drinking alllllll the bleeping raspberry leaf tea and all the other old wives tales, probably except eating curry because that's too foreign) and b) she's already done a post about him being 10 days old even though he isn't yet so she just wants to hit allllll the milestones and can't even wait until the right day. She has no concept of the present day and enjoying what she has RIGHT NOW. She's missing all the actual things the baby is doing RIGHT NOW because she's either looking back or planning ahead. Poor kid.

She's off her trolley !

 

[Spoonfulofjam]

With the greatest of respect to the process of childbirth, I’m not sure how dreamy it can be if she’s messed up her colour scheme to post it in black and white…

 

[Trickywoo]

Don’t worry, we will be treated to her wondering if she has postnatal depression in a few weeks when we have a bit of rain.

Think her area will be getting Thunderstoms......please please please !

 

[Meringue22]

So basically, grabby thought that covid-19 would be non existent for 2021... meaning hers plans for a 2nd cash cow pregnancy could go ahead, as she needed insta content and freebies.

Of course the birth was #dreamy and only took 3 hrs this time. Worried she was gonna give birth alone erm your hubby is home ALL the bleeping time babysitting you or 5 minutes up the road playing making quality furniture with curious George and invisible mark.

Retreated into their bubble oh duck the duck off, you've spent the last 18 months bending the rules to suit. So the bubble was:- going to the Isle of White to see relatives with mummaK & daddy, bentos birthday garden party followed by a family BBQ, London Zoo visit and walking round Hampstead... 2 weeks before your due date?! #wankers.

And if a grabby birthing bingo card for hammy Waffy had been a thing, we'd have ticked all the boxes:-

* Stars aligning
* Perfect birth
* Smug bleep face
* Pearl earrings
* Tippex nails
* B/W photos of her and the peeeado
* The obligatory b/w photo of Bentos with Waffy

Surprised we've not been treated to some photos of her breastfeeding waffy {whilst downing a courgette smoothie} saying how easy breastfeeding is the 2nd time round blah blah. And that Frah Frah wanting to help feed her baby brother.

Invisible mark

I gave birth to my first nearly 6 weeks ago and it was a bit of a horror story. The labour and birth weren’t so bad but we were both sick afterwards and spent 8 days in hospital, including 4 days in NICU for my son. Her post just makes me feel like tit. And needless to say, the last 6 weeks have not been dreamy! I don’t follow her but I’m going to have to stop myself looking at her weirdo posts from now on given we have sons nearly the same age.
was a fun sport, grabby watching, but not anymore!!

Sorry you had such a tough time. Congratulations on the birth of your son Do not believe a word of anything Grabby says. It’s all smoke and mirrors. She used to make me feel tit about myself and my life but I can see through her now and at times feel
sorry for her x

 

[Faceymcfacey]

I gave birth to my first nearly 6 weeks ago and it was a bit of a horror story. The labour and birth weren’t so bad but we were both sick afterwards and spent 8 days in hospital, including 4 days in NICU for my son. Her post just makes me feel like tit. And needless to say, the last 6 weeks have not been dreamy! I don’t follow her but I’m going to have to stop myself looking at her weirdo posts from now on given we have sons nearly the same age.
was a fun sport, grabby watching, but not anymore!!

My children are quite a bit older, and I can promise you I didn't have dreamy births. Pretty sure I asked for crack at some point. There is also no such thing as a dreamy birth, it is all bullshit. People like to pretend things are more perfect than are because they feel inferior. And let's be honest Grabby has no life and never has done, she has to brag about flowers, houses, and births because it is all she has ever done.

I hope you and your baby are feeling better, and well done you a poorly baby is such a tough and worrisome time, but you were there. Grabby would have had a breakdown. You are already a better mother because you are not selling your baby on the Internet, nor placing them in dangerous corridors. In ten, twenty years time no one will be talking about their birth but they will be questioning why their right to privacy wasn't given a second thought.

And another thing to note, Grabby is younger than the average mother. And so the statistics say that birth should be easier, and that is brilliant, good for her. But with anything it comes with a price. And that price is no life of her own since she was a teenager, no feeling of real achievement hence the bragging. Like I said my births weren't easy but they become something that no one ever mentions, but my career, my friendships, the seminal moments of my pre married, pre mothering life yeah they get mentioned pretty often and I wouldn't change that for one let alone two dreamy births, with or without crack

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

With the greatest of respect to the process of childbirth, I’m not sure how dreamy it can be if she’s messed up her colour scheme to post it in black and white…

I thought she liked the colours pink n shart though?!

 

[Libertine]

With the greatest of respect to the process of childbirth, I’m not sure how dreamy it can be if she’s messed up her colour scheme to post it in black and white…

I thought she mustn’t have been happy with how she looked in the photos.

Pink and shart are definitely her colours, but burst-blood-vessel-red really doesn’t fit her theme.

 

[Sw4]

If you zoom into her face in pic 3 it's the stuff of nightmares

 

[TheBlondeBuffoon]

I found it interesting that in her everything is so dreamy word salad, she didn’t mention how Freya is getting on in her new role as big sis...maybe everything isn’t so dreamy after all. Or I’m reading too much into things.

 

[Clare]

She put up the exact same carbon copy black and white birth shots 10 days after Freya was born, like was said earlier, in the same bikini Why is she so weird, who does this! Also, how will she be able to tell the two births apart from those photos in the future??

 

[Meringue22]

If you zoom into her face in pic 3 it's the stuff of nightmares

She looks incredibly puffy in the face

 

[Pass_the_popcorn]

All I see in the pics are her teeth and cringey husband.