After the terrible Readly advert she’s back with another terrible B-Tech advertising campaign...
1) Grabby Hun
If you’re going to base this product on the fact lockdown is easing and having more picnics than ever before, then at least make it look like you’re having a picnic...there’s no
bleeping food for starters, I’m sure you have some child-friendly melamine crockery in your locker and where the devil is that F&M hamper - get the bastard thing out the utility room and look like you mean business! {ALSO imagine being a bystander in the park That day and witnessing this charade...Arrive at park, roll out #kindlygifted rubber mat, plonk infant on it, shove #AD pouch in her mouth, micromanage husband or maybe even Mumma to take photos, check photos, roll up #kindlygifted rubber mat, Chuck #AD purée in the bin and
duck off home...}
2) If you are keen to keep peddling this Earth-Mother-Instahun guise on the ‘gram then you need to learn to loosen up in front of the camera....your highly-strung, Extreme-Type-A personality is overwhelmingly apparent in every “in the moment, laughing with your child natural pose” photo you post....perhaps the best way to go about gaining some nice photos where you don’t have shoulders as earrings and eyes looking at the camera {even behind misplaced sunglasses} would be to actually live in the moment, ditch the
crappy advertising campaigns and give your daughter a childhood in which she isn’t a
bleeping prop....
I thought the same, she looks lovely in the blue.
Agreed, she looks pretty cute when she’s finally dressed in something appropriate for her age, pretty and and not attempted to match with her beige surroundings