Yes it's like we were all knocked up by Gramps and have lived this pregnancy as one sisterhood.I read it sober. Epic fail on my part...
I feel like reading it could/should be turned into a drinking game:
Surges- Drink!
Mumma-Drink!
Clary Sage-Drink!
With the run up to the birth and keeping everyone up to date ever since I feel like I have lived through it myself!
Yes it's like we were all knocked up by Gramps and have lived this pregnancy as one sisterhood.
Are you doing allll the gagging yet?
Just did a quick searchI don’t want to look BUT you have all made me want too {just for the car crash vocabularies}
Any of the {} action going on??
She's nuts.Just read it... omg cringing so badly, especially at the ending! "Gramps don't ring the midwives because being in their presence will STOP my contractions" wtf as if she actually thought that!?
I tried reading it sober- I couldn’t manage it!!! I might try this little game tonight, it may help me to get to the end!!!I read it sober. Epic fail on my part...
I feel like reading it could/should be turned into a drinking game:
Surges- Drink!
Mumma-Drink!
Clary Sage-Drink!
With the run up to the birth and keeping everyone up to date ever since I feel like I have lived through it myself!
oh Jesus Christ. What the actual fuck?! She’s got issuesView attachment 33656
Wouldn't let her mum anywhere near the house during labour but just wanted to share this picture of her arse in the air in an adult nappy with thousands of strangers. It's all so odd to me. She's a very strange girl.
I think she has some real issues. I can't tell if it's that's she's far too full of her own self importance that she feels it is her royal duty to share all of this with her thousands of fans because we just couldn't live without every tiny detail of her royal birth.
Or if she's totally lost her grip of reality and is totally consumed and addicted to sharing her fake online world that she doesn't know what normal is anymore.
After reading that I can honestly imagine her shouting at Ben to take notes for her blog post while she gave birth. And having a list of set labour shots that she needed him to get.
Next thing she will be telling us it was the immaculate conception!!Well, that’s 10 minutes of my life I won’t get back again!!!! From reading Part 1 of the birth story there are 2 things that come across very strongly. 1 - her absolute fear of having to give birth in a hospital, and 2 - RVK being a complete and utter control freak. She had planned everything in such detail in her own head with the notion that it must be as perfect as it possibly could be, that it simply *had* to pan out that way or she wouldn’t have coped.
I bet the midwives could write their own version of the ‘Birth Story’ - now that’s the version I’d like to read!!!! I bet she was a precocious, demanding, spoilt little madam throughout. Also, the whimsical references to the pink sky, flowers and perfect light are simply ridiculous! It’s almost biblical! Were the 3 wise men Ben, Daddy and her brother? Were the shepherds watching from the tranquil hills surrounding her village? Maybe she should have given birth in Mumma’s converted stable (sorry, barn!)
Of everyone I know who has had children, not one of them has had a pregnancy and birth like this. She is simply nauseating beyond!
Well this photo being made public all seems very unnecessary.
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