Imagine the imprints in the snow of her Giant flippers !“Quick Ben, I am missing out on perfect festive content - all the other huns are posting their magical mornings and we’ve got nothing but fucking fog. The Kiddos need their first prowper snow. I can hardly be expected to drive them myself to find it. Fire up the Land Rover immediately and drive me somewhere instagramable … Now!“ *flipper stomp * … “and don’t forget to pack the tripod and miniature s’mores.”
With eyes made out of Brussels sprouts and Chia seed eyes !Asfetically pleasing snowman incoming…..
Meant, eyes made out of Brussels sprouts and mouth made out of chia seeds ! My fingers were and still are bloody freezing!Imagine the imprints in the snow of her Giant flippers !
With eyes made out of Brussels sprouts and Chia seed eyes !
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