Oh boohoohoo to you. The third parent is the collective KedgeFunds!
So... the weekend highlights from Sterling Towers were as follows. The peeedo-pensioner got stung by a bee
and poor ole grabby suspected she possibly/maybe might have mastitis {you either have it or you don't} but being the resilient
'You've got this mama' kinda person {god that one doesn't get old either does it}. She still managed to crawl out of bed at the crack of dawn, stomping through the corn fields surrounding the M25 getting her daily 10k steps in #sobrave. I've got images in my head of grabby having a full on sulking stroppy face complete with the bottom lip sticking out because she couldn't dump the 'props' at Kedgley barns babysitting services.
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Grabby... the fields EVERYWHERE look like that because they're ready to harvest, you twit! They ain't exclusive to Kings Langley
Isn't Waffy literally the spitting image of Grabby.
A NCT meet up at a farm cafe and yet again, poor waffy is bloody shoeless. It must hurt his poor little feet as the ground is so dry and there would be tree debris etc on the ground too
I cannot believe she actually asked for advice on how to keep the paddling pool clean
maybe she should've also asked how to keep a 3 bedroomed semi-detached house clean too.
Not at all shocked that Freya went in her three t-shirt to a 3rd birthday party, looking like it was actually her own party {I'm sure we all have had the misfortune of being in the company of such a wanky parent}. God grabby ain't going to know what's gonna hit her come the time Freya actually goes to school but I'm sure everything will be made out as being dreamy, as always.
... Freya seems to be collecting prams like mama does