Dear Instagram.
Please don’t give her 90 second reels
yours gratefully
Everyone
Please don’t give her 90 second reels
yours gratefully
Everyone
More shart coloured stuff coming up !Slop, slop and more slop.
I'm all for healthy eating but why does she use the most bizarre mix of ingredients for everything? And so many ingredients too, poor kids probably don't know what a banana tastes like by itself as it's always mixed with shit loads of other stuff.
Who has a family where all 3 males are just *available* to race to her beck and call?!?!? Clearly none of them have work to do. If that was me, kids or not, my family couldn’t just drop everything, I’d be waiting for recovery.….and her brother too, ffs. They clearly don’t have breakdown cover. I had a puncture the other week and when I telephoned my breakdown service they asked if there were young children travelling with me. If there had been, I would have been made a priority. Still only waited about 45 mins (in London) for help to arrive. She’s so pathetic. I don’t understand why 3 males had to come to her aid? Surely only one would drive down and she’d drive their car back with the children?
Because she's realised her engagement is DIRE and she's desperately trying to be relevant againWhy does she actually *need* 90 secomd reels?
But boring us over a longer period? Probably not the way to attract new people either.Because she's realised her engagement is DIRE and she's desperately trying to be relevant again
Oh I agree and I have no interest in watching reels of her 'kiddos' (or anyone's kids), but Instagram bumps up content that competes with their competitors. So when tiktok got big, you had to post reels to get engagement. Now you can do longer videos on tiktok, Insta is pushing 90s reelsBut boring us over a longer period? Probably not the way to attract new people either.
Exactly! They're all a waste of space.Who has a family where all 3 males are just *available* to race to her beck and call?!?!? Clearly none of them have work to do. If that was me, kids or not, my family couldn’t just drop everything, I’d be waiting for recovery.
Or a mini Outdoor fire pit replica to make alllllllllllll the BEST EVER Smores ! Our Smores are 10x better than yoursSo... the free-range kiddos not only have a strawberry filled fucking playhouse on the allotment {just how many plots do they have, last count was 2} but super dada Ben Peeado has also installed a fucking pond tooIs it just me or do you think it's rather taking the piss!?! And surely it would be a health & safety issue too?
What next... a mini replica of manky mansions complete with a peeling painted front door, display of aluminium containers, wisteria and a mini rotting caravan.
I honestly don't get why people think their kids are of interest to other people. I couldn't give a s*** if darling Persephone pooped her first solid poo, or Tamsin was in A&E alllll night as she fell off her horse in the village Gymkhana! Or Tarquin didn't make it to Oxford to read early Indigenous tribes of the Kalahari dessert !Oh I agree and I have no interest in watching reels of her 'kiddos' (or anyone's kids), but Instagram bumps up content that competes with their competitors. So when tiktok got big, you had to post reels to get engagement. Now you can do longer videos on tiktok, Insta is pushing 90s reels
I know........she should be ashamed. It just shows how self centered and selfish she is.Insta are probably like.. we don’t want this embarrassment on our platform so no 90 second reels for her!
Also every single other UK influenza account I follow has posted about Dame Deborah James (bowel babe). Even just a share of her pic and a heart in their stories. Everyone, except grabby, who instead posted some weird video of some flowers and a pair of scissors and is fretting about reels
By her timeline it is the end of the little years.3 is the end of the ‘little years’?! Jesus wept Grabby. Let her be a child for as long as she wants to be and not to your fucking timetable
So weird (in a red flag kind of way) how she divides up life by seasons / events / and now by age. Kids are still little aged 4 or 5. She isn’t even 4 yet but Grabby is already bleating on about her starting school in 14 months time. I suppose she has nothing else to do or think about.3 is the end of the ‘little years’?! Jesus wept Grabby. Let her be a child for as long as she wants to be and not to your fucking timetable
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