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Remember in school where someone would have an ~illicit~ magazine and you’d all crowd round it to read the sex stuff, or the long form traumatic article on a girl who didn’t know she was pregnant and then gave birth in a loo, this is the adult version of that discomfort and/or disgust.
The best part of those sort of magazines was laughing at the obviously bollocks agony aunt letters. I remember one of my mates reading the replies out in an over the top "Maiden Aunt" kind of voice (well, as good an impression of that as can be done by a guy who was well over 6' and had nearly a full beard by the age of 14 and had been smoking since the age of about 12...)
Me and my friends used to love acting out the Dear Deirdre photo case books and creating silly voices. The women would always be high pitched and silly while the men would have caveman voices.
Obviously I know everyone is different etc but he clearly thinks girls all love the cliche porno moves- I’m sure some girls do but some of it is so cringy. 
Splatting is not an erotic word. Nothing should ever be splatting.
Interested in this! Are you going to post the poetry?
It can't be worse than Russ's blog.Whatever the opposite of manspreading is - this is it.
I definitely SHAN'T¹ be posting any of my teenage poetry.Interested in this! Are you going to post the poetry?
I will explain it though. As I've alluded to in previous posts I, as a bisexual guy, have an annoying habit of falling in love with lesbians². The word lemon is slang for "lesbian" in some places. One of the girls in question has the initials "LM". This got rendered in a poem as the phrase "Lemon Flavoured Lemming". Through various shortenings (mostly to "Lemon Flavoured"³ due to length restrictions) and variations I've ended up with "L3moning".
¹as the Jack Monroe thread says.
²and straight men.
³see my previous account here, which I managed to accidentally get locked for spam by making ~75 posts in about 60 hours.
So despite having all these skilz he is 50 and single. Makes you think.
Wait til you read his blog if u think this thread is badI've just read this whole thread and I'd like to thank everyone for making me throw up my breakfast
I think the screenshots that have been put on here are more than enough of it for 28 lifetimes.Wait til you read his blog if u think this thread is bad
I'm amazed he hasn't made more of an effort to delete the sex blog. I know he's meant to have lost the password but surely if it's his site then there must be ways to recover it?
Oh man this is terrible stuff. I've found it on the wayback machine. It's like if Charles Pooter decided to try and write the Bargepole columns in Punch (showing my age here).
Imagine the horrors that ex wife has been through
He and people of his ilk make me feel really, really uncomfortable. I hate it when blokes talk like this about women, it turns me inside out. I’ve been married, had a child and have had relationships since but never enjoyed sex particularly and had no real desire for it but just did it to please the man I was with at the time (my choice, I wasn’t coerced in any way). It wasn’t until a few years ago that I realised I was most likely A-sexual and I’m happy with that label. I still fancy men but most definitely men who I can view from a far (I.e well known men) in real life i’d run a mile.
Sorry for the me-rail but the thought of being anywhere near this guy makes me dry heave, although you don’t need to A-sexual or any other sexual to feel that. He’s repulsive.
Sorry for the me-rail but the thought of being anywhere near this guy makes me dry heave, although you don’t need to A-sexual or any other sexual to feel that. He’s repulsive.
I love sex but Russ' blogs have left me considering becoming a nun.
I really don’t blame you
How was it discovered that the blog was his anyway? His name isn't attached to it.
He changed his Twitter screen name but still uses the same account. His early tweets are all about the blog.
Same. Quite handy really. Next time I’m horny and can’t do anything about it I’m just going to picture Ross trying to bullseye my clit by gobbing on it and I’ll be instantly turned off.
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