I am no ruby expert but she recently did a tiktok where she said Glossier is the only brand she buys makeup from - I stg she has 100% bought/worn makeup from elsewhere in the past? Strange thing to lie about if true
Ruby Granger #44 To be or not to be pretentious, that is the subjective question.
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Uh, like literally in her latest video, I think. Not sure if she bought that too faced pallette for herself, but she has like NYX makeup stuff as well.
It's definitely not the only brand she buys from. She was shilling "The Ordinary" facial serum for a while (99% sure that was gifted and undeclared) and always mentions "SON BOM FACTAH FIFTEE ASSPEEAFF FACE CREAMM" as being her go-to face cream in most of her makeup routines.
But Glossier is one of the major brands that she goes through periods of aggressively trying to get a sponsorship deal with by shilling their products non-stop, along with Waterstones/Daunt Books. I seem to recall she even staged an unexpected delivery from Glossier during a vlog once, so she could shoehorn in a sponsor-begging haul segment into an unrelated video.
She's a perpetually dishonest people-pleaser when it comes to sponsors/potential sponsors, so I imagine that's why she's pulling out the "IT'S MOIY MYOST FAVOURAT [BLANK] AND OIY JANUINELY YEEZE IT AVVERY DYAY!" lies and tagging Glossier in it - she always bullshits about things being her favourite or the only brand she uses when it's either gifted (and undeclared) or she desperately wants a sponsorship.
Speaking of lies:
"I'm going to do my research x"
Ruby, you can just say, "I'm not vegan, but thanks for the heads up!" That's an option.
For her to still try to pretend to be vegan when she's splashing on Chanel No. 5, wearing leather Docs, buying leather handbags and wool clothes while snacking on non-vegan food is beyond stupid.
I don't understand why she has decided to leave it until the last minute to go back to Oxford, if it was me I would have gone back the week before so that I could fully prepare for any exams or work that I had as I would be more distracted at home whereas at Uni I could fully concentrate. By leaving it until the last minute to go back to Oxford it just confirms to me that she doesn't want to go back and in her Insta story where she posted a video of herself doing some morning planning it was noticeable to see how unhappy she was.
She honestly looks horrible these days. Tired, gaunt, receding hairline, glasses so big she looks like she has frog eyeballs, and dry, frazzled hair. I won't even mention the continual nightmare known as her nails. If this is how she looks when she is "genuinely happy", living our her dream of attending Oxford, I would hate to see her in the depths of despair. We never got a "What I read in 2023" video or a "packing to return to Oxford" video. If she starts posting things like that now, she is already behind schedule again. She should just abandon her channels altogether. They are pure dribble these days.
I think she gets most of her other stuff gifted from her company / her family. She wears the Ordinary hyaluronic acid but who literally doesn’t these days. She seems more to be into skincare than makeup, but she seems to lean towards more ‘clean’ makeup brands like Glossier. You’d think she’d be interested in Korean skincare or Korean makeup due to that, but she isn’t into anything ‘too foreign’ so it makes sense why she’s so obsessed with Glossier.
Annnnnnd we‘re back in the lift …
She's honestly so predictable as you just knew that the first thing she would do was take a photo of herself in that lift.
I don’t know what's funnier:
The gormless expression
Her insistence on always looking at her phone screen when taking a mirror selfie.
Her wearing leather shoes while another pair of leather shoes appears to be peeking out of her tote bag (SYO VEEGAN).
Her desperately clutching the old, defunct PONKERPODTIFTEE PLANNAH she never uses rather than advertise the new one she launched and then forgot all about.
Her using the Daunt Books tote bag instead of the PONKINPODDTUFTEEE one she launched and then forgot all about.
The boarding school luggage.
Or the fact that the inside of a lift could not be LESS quintissentially Oxford if it tried, and is a fecking weird photographic hill to have chosen to die on
£6.99 granola #relatable #womanofthepeople
Silly, gossip_guy. She can't use the poompkin baggy. It's so delicate and precious that it would literally disintegrate if one was to place anything more heavier than a singular fancy, overpriced fountain pen in.
Even with a way higher salary, no way I'm gonna spend that much money on crap like that. Who's really buying that if not pretentious rich kiddos who adopt a trendy diet just to look special?
I wish that I could justify spending that much money on granolda, especially when I feel as if I'm being a bit flush when I buy Crunchy Nut when it is on offer for £2.50 at Morrisons even with my staff discount! It is always facinating to see how the other half live.
I did a bit of research, and of course, the granola sold in Selfridges and Jarrolds department stores! I love how Ruby acts like she is skint and can't justify spending £20 on a book or acts like it is expensive and she is buying grandola that is over £6! I do wonder if she is trying to get a sponsership soon from them!
I did a bit of research, and of course, the granola sold in Selfridges and Jarrolds department stores! I love how Ruby acts like she is skint and can't justify spending £20 on a book or acts like it is expensive and she is buying grandola that is over £6! I do wonder if she is trying to get a sponsership soon from them!
here's an idea for your next video ruby, "I taste test Aldi Food"
for me it's the suitcase. this sthing ... I have no words.
I wonder where her iMac is. I hope it's not in the suitcase.
as a uni student myself, I don't know anyone who can justify paying that amount for granola
I imagine mummy and daddy brought her back and helped carry her stuff to her room. Then she brought this case and bag up herself in the lift and took an awkward, staged photo to make herself look VARRY INDEPANDANT.
Preparing for AXEFUD (also London) with mum, woop! Someone let me know how it is, I’m in the middle of watching a video of someone making lardy cakes and it obviously takes priority 
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