Ruby Granger #37 You can still get one while you can

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"In the few seconds it takes her to finish her sentence, the butterflies in my stomach exemplify, beating against the epithelial tissue of my stomach. I can feel them gnawing at the gut lining: viciously and ruthlessly"
I also hate that they're 'gnawing' at the gut lining. Butterflies don't gnaw. They flutter. 🦋

This was the first result from Google and I laughed out loud when I got to 'voraciously'.''Butterflies cannot bite because they do not possess any teeth. Caterpillars munch on leaves and eat voraciously with their chewing mouthparts.''

Maybe Ruby should do a rewrite and replace the butterflies with caterpillars. The vicious horde of ruthless caterpillars exemplified like gremlins in the swimming pool of my stomach sack. I sensed their gnawing denticles merging with my epithelial tissue.
 
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It amuses me far too much that apparently her parents dont stick to the "organizing system" Ruby set up for their fridge. The jam is on the section labeled "juice" and plant milk is scattered all over the shelf.
Is the “ethanol” label still there? 😂
 
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Oh, look, yet another undeclared ad for a crappy product without mentioning that she knows the creator and shares their manager. How lovely.
 
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OK to rest? From what? A recent holiday? Sitting in her room all day? Making half-arsed videos? Playing make believe? What exactly is that numpty resting from?
Googling what daffodils are has taken its toll. She needs another holiday to recuperate.
 
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I am really starting to believe that she has been rejected from Oxford because she seems to be taking steps back and doing things that she did before she applied for her masters.
 
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Erimentha Parker Chapter 25 ... again (honestly the fact she can't even label Chapters correctly doesn't exactly give you much hope for the book)

Plot -
- In school the next day Ruby confronts Kimberly about the website, it obviously doesn't go well
- Kimberly snatches the book Ruby is holding, which is the one Miss Solomon lent her and uses a pastel green highlighter to deface it while Beth holds Ruby down
- Kimberly then starts throwing bits of orange peel at Ruby while she is crying. Then she smashes the orange on Ruby's forehead
- Ruby thinks everyone in her class is animalistic and cruel. She describes feeling separate from her body and leaves, asking the others to tell Mr Aldridge she is ill and gone to the nurse.

Quotes -
- "My peers continue with their morning chatter, oblivious to Kimberly's malice. For the first time I understand what Orwell meat when he said that ignorance was bliss"
- "She looks me square in the eye, her irises clearer and brighter than ever"
- "She flicks through the pages delicately. They ripple like pointe shoes tip-toeing across the stage of The Nutcracker"
- While describing an orange Kimberly has - "She digs her nails into the skin, throwing the peelings my way and looking curiously at the sphere in her palm, as though interested in the vein-like pith. it forms a spider's web over the thin translucent film"
- "The sticky juice seeps across my face and dribbles drop from my nose and down my chin. The desiccated mass drops into my skirt, leaving a snail-trail in its wake"
 
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"The sticky juice seeps across my face and dribbles drop from my nose and down my chin. The desiccated mass drops into my skirt, leaving a snail-trail in its wake"
I didn't think she was capable of such lewdness. In a children's book no less!
 
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"The sticky juice seeps across my face and dribbles drop from my nose and down my chin. The desiccated mass drops into my skirt, leaving a snail-trail in its wake"
These quotes are honestly mad. How can the orange leave a snail trail of juice on her skirt but simultaneously be desiccated?
 
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this could turn into a nice thriller.

and who says "hyperlink"? and why put the "hyperlink" into Google when you could put the f*cking link into the address bar of your browser? that reminds me of some of the girls in school during my apprenticeship. they really put links (address) into Google and searched them and then clicked on the link in Google. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
THANK YOU! You type in a URL, right? And a hyperlink is something you click on, yeah? Like, embedded into an email.
 
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Googling what daffodils are has taken its toll. She needs another holiday to recuperate.
Absolutely-haha. She must be totally exhausted. Perhaps she's resting from all the cleaning she does? Did I hear a "she doesn't clean from someone near the back?"
 
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"She flicks through the pages delicately. They ripple like pointe shoes tip-toeing across the stage of The Nutcracker"

This one actually sent me 🤣 🤣 🤣
 
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"She flicks through the pages delicately. They ripple like pointe shoes tip-toeing across the stage of The Nutcracker"

This one actually sent me 🤣 🤣 🤣
You’ve just made me type ”pointe shoes sound” into the youtube search bar, and I will never forgive you for the horror I have witnessed under the guise of ASMR.

They do not ”ripple”. And you have to tape the foot together before putting it in the shoe, because it’s falling apart from the sheer idiocy you’re subjecting it to. (My apologies to any ballet peeps out there. I’m sure it has its redeeming qualities.)
 
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You’ve just made me type ”pointe shoes sound” into the youtube search bar, and I will never forgive you for the horror I have witnessed under the guise of ASMR.

They do not ”ripple”. And you have to tape the foot together before putting it in the shoe, because it’s falling apart from the sheer idiocy you’re subjecting it to. (My apologies to any ballet peeps out there. I’m sure it has its redeeming qualities.)
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Think I've mentioned before, I did ballet and was en pointe at age 12. No one was rippling lol. It is more like a thunderous knocking sound. Music can drown it out, but not totally. And yeah, toe pads, plasters. Rippling does not come to mind...
The way she said 'across the stage of The Nutcracker', its just too specific. She made it as weird as she could possibly could.
 
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Oh, look, yet another undeclared ad for a crappy product without mentioning that she knows the creator and shares their manager. How lovely.
This is far from a crappy product. Dakota is a poet and an artist and Ruby probably doesn't understand anything in the book, because it's about Dakota's life and feelings. But unlike Ruby, she's living a very full life, she's very passionate about her writing and reading. She reads smaller books mostly, doesn't rush them, truly savours them. She calls herself a hedonist and I feel like Ruby would have insulted her and called her something a lady shouldn't be called because of her kind of bohemian lifestyle of savouring every moment, drinking and really living life to the fullest. If anything, she must be terribly jealous of Dakota, because she's so successful with her work.
 
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