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she finished her makeup tiktok completely freckle-less… then in her next tiktok (which immediately follows on from the makeup vid) she magically has a full face of freckles 
the fact that she intentionally doesn’t show herself drawing them on but then displays them obviously in the second vid is too much for me lmao Why doesn't Ruby just say she has a thing for freckles so draws them on? I don't like game playing & I always feel Ruby is doing just that.
Erimentha Parker Chapter 27 (so after 2 chapter 25's we skipped to 27. Love that, thanks Rubes)
Plot -
- After dramatically leaving the classroom, Ruby goes to the nurse to asks if she can lie down for a bit
- Back at home, mum lets Ruby know she has invited Ella round and invited Kimberly as well as she really wanted to come
- Ruby wants to tell mum not to invite Kimberly but she says she cant because there is just too much at stake". I don't really understand what? Maybe her reputation??? Who knows
- The next day Kimberly tells the whole class she is going round Ruby's house after school. Ruby seems to have confused her for a dog and describes her as baring her teeth. Kimberly makes Ruby sit with the girls at lunch and gives Ruby her garlic bread.
- Ruby goes to see Ella in the library who is reading another book Ruby forced her to read. Ruby tells Ella it is the right weather to bake cookies so they should do that tonight (I wasn't aware there was specific cookie making weather)
- Ruby spends half a page describing how there is a rainstorm outside and how she wants to go out in it, but "this kind of weather requires thick socks, wellies, jumpers and waterproof coats". Breaking news Ruby has learnt water makes you wet.
Quotes -
- "She laughs and I infer that another of the teachers has explained my infatuation with school and learning"
- "I look up at her and find myself agreeing, my stomach tightly clenched and my eyes prickling"
- Kimberly hyperbolically declares her excitement the next day, running over to give me a hug the next morning and even gifting me a friendship bracelet"
- "She taps my shoulder repeatedly, her forefinger heavy, but eventually waves a patronising goodbye"
- "I feel squirm from within their gossiping and their snide comments sting, especially since they are so nice to June's face" (this sentence genuinely does not make sense to me)
- The rain has been beating against the window panes all day - heavy torrents of water smashing against the glass and obscuring the vibrant greenery of the main field. The wind roars in the perfect October storm, stealing the few golden leaves left on the treetops in its incessant bluster"
Plot -
- After dramatically leaving the classroom, Ruby goes to the nurse to asks if she can lie down for a bit
- Back at home, mum lets Ruby know she has invited Ella round and invited Kimberly as well as she really wanted to come
- Ruby wants to tell mum not to invite Kimberly but she says she cant because there is just too much at stake". I don't really understand what? Maybe her reputation??? Who knows
- The next day Kimberly tells the whole class she is going round Ruby's house after school. Ruby seems to have confused her for a dog and describes her as baring her teeth. Kimberly makes Ruby sit with the girls at lunch and gives Ruby her garlic bread.
- Ruby goes to see Ella in the library who is reading another book Ruby forced her to read. Ruby tells Ella it is the right weather to bake cookies so they should do that tonight (I wasn't aware there was specific cookie making weather)
- Ruby spends half a page describing how there is a rainstorm outside and how she wants to go out in it, but "this kind of weather requires thick socks, wellies, jumpers and waterproof coats". Breaking news Ruby has learnt water makes you wet.
Quotes -
- "She laughs and I infer that another of the teachers has explained my infatuation with school and learning"
- "I look up at her and find myself agreeing, my stomach tightly clenched and my eyes prickling"
- Kimberly hyperbolically declares her excitement the next day, running over to give me a hug the next morning and even gifting me a friendship bracelet"
- "She taps my shoulder repeatedly, her forefinger heavy, but eventually waves a patronising goodbye"
- "I feel squirm from within their gossiping and their snide comments sting, especially since they are so nice to June's face" (this sentence genuinely does not make sense to me)
- The rain has been beating against the window panes all day - heavy torrents of water smashing against the glass and obscuring the vibrant greenery of the main field. The wind roars in the perfect October storm, stealing the few golden leaves left on the treetops in its incessant bluster"
It's the same reason her 'day in my life' videos are staged and assembled from 4-15 days' worth of footage. She just desperately wants people to believe that she really is just a precocious child who's more gifted, intelligent, productive and organised than anyone watching.
She's a pathological liar. I've never known someone lie so much, so often about so many utterly inconsequential things that can so easily be proven wrong.
Speaking of lying, in that TikTok outfit video, she says she's going to wear her three favourite items of clothing in one outfit. Two of them are gifted items of clothing from Simple Retro (no surprise - if she says something is her favourite, it's almost guaranteed it was gifted). She does not declare this in any way. She doesn't bother wearing any of the gifted items in her final outfit anyway, so it's clear they were shoehorned in for an obligatory undeclared ad.
The other item is a school-style blazer (of course) that she got from Vinted. Despite claiming she's germophobic and can't function if there's dirt and mess around, in a previous video, she instantly wore this blazer without washing it, like she does all second-hand clothes she gets. Even though it's filthy, covered in dust and was at some point washed with a tissue in the pocket.
And it hasn't been washed between videos, either. It's still crumpled and creased, still has bits of mess all over it and you can still make out the dust and stains around the cuffs:
Not only that, but her "favourite" blouse/top is also unwashed, crumpled and has a big stain on the front:
This is the person who pretends she AWLWHEYS does her laundry, JANUINELY knows how to use an iron and is SOCH a PERFACKTIONIST. Anyone can see that none of that's true. She's really just a lazy slob who's quite happy to live in squalor, look like a mess and lie her a off if it means some gullible people believe her and some dodgy sponsor sends her more free stuff/cash.
My gosh. She really is a slob. She uses super old makeup, her bathroom has spit splashed all over the place, their kitchen has crumbs and stains everywhere, she drinks out of severely stained mugs, her silver is badly tarnished, her clothes are filthy, her sheets are wrinkled and never changed, her desk area always has dead bugs around it, she leaves stuff all over the floor, she never brushes her hair, her nails are always chipped or peeling, the garden/backyard is a rotted chaos. The list is endless. I don't even have to exaggerate about any of this. They are all facts everyone sees in every single video. She must smell horrible! I wouldn't want to spend 2 minutes in their home or around her. Just so disgusting.
I almost shed a tear. Ruby has such a way with words 🥹
I just watched that tik tok. Every time she bashed the items of clothing together, visible particles of dust were flying about. Eew. I can't believe she is about to put those clothes on to wear. They look like a pile of laundry that needs doing.
It really is dreadful. Each sentence is more nauseatingly over-descriptive and more incomprehensible than the last. In most novels of this ilk aren't you meant to feel some sympathy or empathy with the main protagonist? Erimentha/Ruby doesn't elicit any feeling in me except irritation. Much like the 'real' Ruby in fact .
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OMG - I had to take a look & you're so right. The clothes are dusty and honestly look dirty. That jumper - is that a dirty mark on it?
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Guys I think there is something wrong with my laptop, because to me it looks like miss "OY NAVAH WAR JEENS IN MOY LIFE" Is actually wearing a pair of jeans.
Put that bottle of ethanol down right now! Ruby never wears jeans! She said so.Guys I think there is something wrong with my laptop, because to me it looks like miss "OY NAVAH WAR JEENS IN MOY LIFE" Is actually wearing a pair of jeans.
More anatomical weirdness. Those shoulder taps weren't bullying; she was only trying to lift her freakishly heavy forefinger.
Plot twist they're all involved in the mafia and Kimberly is the daughter of the local boss
Erimentha Parker Chapter 28 - honestly lads this is probably the best chapter yet in terms of getting an insight into Ruby
Plot -
- Ruby did an extension essay for English. The English teacher is super happy with extra marking and makes sure to thank Ruby. They also tell her to read 'The tell-tale heart' but say she has to get permission from her mum first because it is scary (I am uncultured and stupid so never read it but feel free to share if it is scary). Ruby basically thinks the teacher is an idiot because she has read Frankenstein and Dracula so why should she be excluding anything gothic
- We find out Ruby also has a written and laminated list of rules that she follows (and made up herself) when reading a book, I have included the rules the bottom so everyone can make sure they follow them!!!
- Kimberly and Ella go round Ruby's. Kimberly is jealous of Ruby's walk in wardrobe. Ruby lets us know she has at least 20 wool jumpers and a dozen dresses. I genuinely think Ruby thinks this is a small amount ...
- The girls also look at Ruby's giant supply of stationary and Ruby lets Ella try out a wooden dipping pen
- Mum calls the girls downstairs to make cookies and Kimberly lags behind after saying she needs the loo
- They go into the pantry to collect the ingredients (just a reminder Erimentha was meant to be the poor scholarship kid) and Ruby suggests they pretend they are baking in a kitchen of a Parisian manor in the 19th century and be servant girls. Ruby also feels it is important to let us know the surfaces in her kitchen are black marble
- Kimberly finally joins the girls, saying she got lost on the way back from the toilet, so we can only imagine Ruby's house is a mansion with 100 rooms
- Kimberly tells Ruby she hates her, and then makes Ruby eat flour for some reason???? Ruby doesn't so Kimberly tips it on Ruby's head
Quotes -
- "I have done an extension essay on Poe's 'the Raven' and stay behind after English to hand it in. If I do it during lesson time, my peers can get frustrated which only leads to further unkindness" - quotes like this just highlight how Ruby has 0 insight into how her/her character has any flaws and how she sees it as perfect, when in fact her actions probably make others feel like tit, shows how egotistical she is and gives teachers unnecessary work
- "Mostly when practicing, I simply write my name. It's a principally selfish instinct, I suppose"
- "Funnily enough, I've always liked the look of spilt flour - there is something strangely calming about it"
- Kimberly tells Ruby why she hates her - "you think that everyone in the world must love you as much as you love yourself and that you are just the most amazing person to ever grace the planet. Well guess what, Little Miss Pick-Me Parker, you're not. Nobody in our year likes you"
- "Her eyes are hard and I want to cry but, I do as she says and place my palm on top of the soft, white powder, knowing full well that I have now contaminated it"
- "There are small craters in the malleable flour which undulate up and down across my palm, seeping into the crevices which some believe tell my future"
Erimentha Parker's Age Appropriate Reading Regulations:
If more than two swear words are counted within fifty pages of each other, the novel is deemed inappropriate.
If reading modern adult fiction, the novel should be researched online to see whether language will be an issue.
Sexually explicit novels as well as those with an overbearing reference to parties, alcohol and drugs are deemed inappropriate and should not be read.
When reading teenage fiction, the age recommendation must be considered and Erimentha Parker cannot exceed an age rating of thirteen.
If a biographical novel is inappropriate but the protagonist is a child, the reader can determine whether they would feel happy reading it - after all if someone the same age has had to suffer through something, it is important that one tries to empathise with them.
All gothic literature is permitted, unless the reader begins to get nightmares, in which case reading of the novel should be terminated.
These rules may be overlooked in exceptional circumstances (for example, if the novel has been deemed a masterpiece) in which case, the inappropriate passages must be skipped.
Plot -
- Ruby did an extension essay for English. The English teacher is super happy with extra marking and makes sure to thank Ruby. They also tell her to read 'The tell-tale heart' but say she has to get permission from her mum first because it is scary (I am uncultured and stupid so never read it but feel free to share if it is scary). Ruby basically thinks the teacher is an idiot because she has read Frankenstein and Dracula so why should she be excluding anything gothic
- We find out Ruby also has a written and laminated list of rules that she follows (and made up herself) when reading a book, I have included the rules the bottom so everyone can make sure they follow them!!!
- Kimberly and Ella go round Ruby's. Kimberly is jealous of Ruby's walk in wardrobe. Ruby lets us know she has at least 20 wool jumpers and a dozen dresses. I genuinely think Ruby thinks this is a small amount ...
- The girls also look at Ruby's giant supply of stationary and Ruby lets Ella try out a wooden dipping pen
- Mum calls the girls downstairs to make cookies and Kimberly lags behind after saying she needs the loo
- They go into the pantry to collect the ingredients (just a reminder Erimentha was meant to be the poor scholarship kid) and Ruby suggests they pretend they are baking in a kitchen of a Parisian manor in the 19th century and be servant girls. Ruby also feels it is important to let us know the surfaces in her kitchen are black marble
- Kimberly finally joins the girls, saying she got lost on the way back from the toilet, so we can only imagine Ruby's house is a mansion with 100 rooms
- Kimberly tells Ruby she hates her, and then makes Ruby eat flour for some reason???? Ruby doesn't so Kimberly tips it on Ruby's head
Quotes -
- "I have done an extension essay on Poe's 'the Raven' and stay behind after English to hand it in. If I do it during lesson time, my peers can get frustrated which only leads to further unkindness" - quotes like this just highlight how Ruby has 0 insight into how her/her character has any flaws and how she sees it as perfect, when in fact her actions probably make others feel like tit, shows how egotistical she is and gives teachers unnecessary work
- "Mostly when practicing, I simply write my name. It's a principally selfish instinct, I suppose"
- "Funnily enough, I've always liked the look of spilt flour - there is something strangely calming about it"
- Kimberly tells Ruby why she hates her - "you think that everyone in the world must love you as much as you love yourself and that you are just the most amazing person to ever grace the planet. Well guess what, Little Miss Pick-Me Parker, you're not. Nobody in our year likes you"
- "Her eyes are hard and I want to cry but, I do as she says and place my palm on top of the soft, white powder, knowing full well that I have now contaminated it"
- "There are small craters in the malleable flour which undulate up and down across my palm, seeping into the crevices which some believe tell my future"
Erimentha Parker's Age Appropriate Reading Regulations:
If more than two swear words are counted within fifty pages of each other, the novel is deemed inappropriate.
If reading modern adult fiction, the novel should be researched online to see whether language will be an issue.
Sexually explicit novels as well as those with an overbearing reference to parties, alcohol and drugs are deemed inappropriate and should not be read.
When reading teenage fiction, the age recommendation must be considered and Erimentha Parker cannot exceed an age rating of thirteen.
If a biographical novel is inappropriate but the protagonist is a child, the reader can determine whether they would feel happy reading it - after all if someone the same age has had to suffer through something, it is important that one tries to empathise with them.
All gothic literature is permitted, unless the reader begins to get nightmares, in which case reading of the novel should be terminated.
These rules may be overlooked in exceptional circumstances (for example, if the novel has been deemed a masterpiece) in which case, the inappropriate passages must be skipped.
"you think that everyone in the world must love you as much as you love yourself and that you are just the most amazing person to ever grace the planet. Well guess what, Little Miss Pick-Me Parker, you're not. Nobody in our year likes you"
I just know for sure this is almost a direct quote of me at 13 years old, telling off some little cat like Roob. Minus the 'pick-me' slang and add a couple of swears.
I just know for sure this is almost a direct quote of me at 13 years old, telling off some little cat like Roob. Minus the 'pick-me' slang and add a couple of swears.
Hi folks 
New here. Wondering for a while - where in the UK does Ruby live?
New here. Wondering for a while - where in the UK does Ruby live?
Due to all the information she's given about the area, it's possible to know where she lives almost to the exact area, but we can't and shouldn't disclose that here.Hi folks
She lives in Buckinghamshire on the outskirts of London.
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