Ruby Granger #36 Pumpkin Bread Activity

[Corneilya]

lol "feeling like a vegan marshmallow" - note: a vegan. not just a plain old marshmallow. vegan!
(not sure if wearing something white in the snow is a good choice?!)
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Showing how she only knows vegan ones, just when people start to notice she isn't the perfect vegan influencer she wanted to be. However... And remembering the snow I experimented ... According to her, vegan marshmallows are freezing cold, crusty, somehow with nasty yellow and brown tones, have some bits of grass and can be very slippery.

Not sure it's appetizing.

 

[Corneilya]

"you can still get one while you can" meaning ...? while they are so cheap or while they are available? while they don't fall apart? while you can afford the lower price?

Ngl it's almost threatening x) Imagine an angry Ruby in white victorian nightgown with her candle in your garden/street/balcony at night because you didn't bought her planner

 

[figgypud]

As much as I don't think she deserved her first class degree, I hope she does get into Oxford - or any masters course, tbh. If she doesn't, the failure of her gap year will turn into her entire life. Even if she feels out of her depth when she gets there, she needs the wake-up call and grounding in reality that you won't always be the best at something, there will be gaps in your knowledge and you have to acknowledge those to improve.

Although Oxford is less than an hour drive from her parents' house, so I'm sure she's already doing the calculations for the savings in time and fuel compared to their taxi services to Exeter

 

[VallegGirl]

Well many people have mentioned it’s quite easy to get accepted for masters at oxford. Even easier if you choose less popular course.

As I said my perception is shattered. Actually maybe
only a select few can afford this. The rest of us will be paying back loans until we're 78

 

[Ilaariaa]

And who wears Oxford shoes to go skiing? I get that she took them off and replaced them with boots but it's such an odd choice if you're gonna be walking around in snow and mud and all

 

[joonielovers]

Wtf her intro to her newest video... why does it just cut off like that after her saying she is extremely happy... it looks like she was going to chat more shit, but she decided not to put it in.. why cant she learn how to edit if this is her job.

 

[Unknownspecies]

Erm… how can something be ‘magenta green’?

Ruby is just reinventing color theory, the genius she is.

 

[bananapeel]

Mansfield tops survey of colleges' vegetarian food provision – The Oxford Student

Mansfield College, Oxford, has come top of a poll rating vegetarian and vegan food provision across the University. Over 200 students voted in the poll, launched at the beginning of Michaelmas term by the Oxford University Animal Ethics Society. Allan Dodd, Bursar at Mansfield College, said...

www.oxfordstudent.com

The plot thickens... Mansfield College scored highest out of the Oxford colleges for vegetarian and vegan food provision.
I don't know whether she took that into consideration when choosing a college (although she may have been allocated Mansfield), but it's not unlikely.

What if she does get accepted... the snootiness over Jade and Jack is going to be unbearable.

 

[irunforfun]

She’s telling us that pink and green are opposites as if we’re the idiots I can feel the condescension through the screen lol

Since when are pink and green opposites?

 

[anakinskywalkers]

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HELLOOOOO IT’S TOOTHBEE

 

[gossip_guy]

Maybe it just still hurts because I actually had to sit down and finish doing my taxes for 2021 before sending the file to the tax office, a task I hate because it's so boring and confusing (think Bernard in Black Books attempting to do his accounts. That's me getting my tax forms sorted) But I really can't see her sitting down and filling in a tax form, that would be waaaay too grown-up for her! Only adults file taxes.

Oh, she definitely won't be doing it herself, but she has an accountant either privately or through her management. Probably a friend of her dad's for maximum tax loophole shenanigans. I think she's mentioned in older videos having to email someone with details of her expenses for something YouTube related.

 

[gossip_guy]

Did she just discover Moonrise Kingdom or something?

Not even that. Someone said an outfit she was wearing looked very Wes Anderson, then she went "OOH, OOH, OOH! SOMETHING ALSE OIY CAN APPRYOPRIATE AND ADD TYOO MOIY FAKE OIDANTITY!"

She's never watched anything by Wes Anderson, she just searched Wes Anderson on TikTok and ripped off the content she found.

 

[ariawyn]

What the heck did I just watch? Was this for real? Is she seriously talking about herself as her twin and/or best friend or has German carnival destroyed any braincells left?

nah from what I remember she had a friend who was also called Ruby? Then that friend told her she was getting bullied and she decided to, er, put an end to it (aka make things worse).

 

[Satisfying Click]

May be difficult to get to the tooth truth of the matter, but I imagine being distracted by reading doesn't help with oral hygiene.

* Although Ruby reading whilst brushing her teeth is almost certainly performative than on the daily

 

[Hannahebee]

What +16 year old would want to embarass themselves handing out Roobee’s shitty planners to the whole class. Let alone any teacher

Yeah it is very obvious that nobody wants her planner so she is doing several giveaways to get rid of as many as she possibly can, but she can't even give them away as nobody is responding to her Instagram posts about the planner.

 

[Theonefromspace3]

In some gifted clothes, too! Saying they make her feel as though she's in Little Women. Enough with the gifted clothes!

I checked. The price alone...

 

[bookworm39]

Yay, another night routine! And why does she feel sooo exhausted? It's not like she has a stressful job, a busy family life and lots of things she does in her free time...

 

[marcelprout]

- "Kimberley leans over and taps me on the forearm. Her fingers are cold and so her circulation is probably not very good. Maybe she doesn't get enough exercise" (I'm sorry but this quote killed me)
- "I try to concentrate on my worksheet but her comment is not eroding quite so quickly as the Holderness Coastline"
- "They throw little pieces of scrunched up paper my way, scattering my desk surface with snowflakes, each one torn of hastily and irregular. I see little raindrops of saliva, indebted with pathogens, land amongst them as they giggle"
- "I wash my hands well and turn off the tap with my sleeve, having read about just how many germs can be found on the handle"
- "True to my word, I take a long drink from the water fountain, feeling the cold water against and down the back of my throat. My stomach feels full after a few seconds and I wonder just how much water it takes to kill a person. I make myself a note on my Post-it pad to find out"
- "I go to say something but I feel my voice breaking. It catches in the back of my throat and pulls against my epiglottis"

Fuck me, this reads like The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole

 

[emmer_moans]

I bet her mum has to do all her laundry still, and I bet she draws the line and making Ruby's bed and that's why the bedsheets don't get changed for ages.

 

[pinkmug]

Didn't Ruby used to watch the Duggars show (or a similar one) because she loved how "wholesome" it was?

I wish I was shocked but she's one meltdown away from being a Christian cult member.