It's quite reassuring to know that no matter how dumb someone
thinks they are, all they have to do is look at Ruby and know they're at least smarter than
someone. Ruby's shown improvement at something by getting consistently stupider with every video and has unwittingly done something kind by boosting the self esteem of others. Hell has truly frozen over.
"Thaahr are FOIVE things oiy want tyoo inclyood in moiy noyt ryootine which WILL make me fyeel moiy basst the naxxt dyay.
1. Clyean Spyace.
2. Tahrning Off Scryeens Aarhly
3. Practicing Gyud Slyeep Hoygene.
4. Planning Moiy Day the Noight Baffwore.
5. And Reading BACOSS BOHKS ARE ONE OFF MOIY FAVORATT THINGS."
It's the same shit she's always done and whatever she's doing clearly doesn't do her any good.
Nothing makes life feel more like a prison than regimenting your day with predictable, restrictive timetables. It certainly doesn't help that most of the shit Ruby's claiming she does is lies. These are word for word the same lies she's always tells.
She claims she loves/NYEEDS to plan each day the night before, and yet she never plans anything. She claims to use a variety of planners (all of which she makes money from and none of which she actually uses) and yet her life is always shown to be a disorganised mess.
This is yet another excuse to show off her dying planner company to try to shift the warehouse stock they have left and wring a bit more cash out of her failed, low-effort vanity project before the remaining planners are shredded. It has the added benefit of making her look productive to the undiscerning eye, but yet again, she's unable to show that she consistently uses her planner for more than a day or two. Because she doesn't.
Recently on TikTok, she showed a "full flickthrough" of the planner and she'd filled in
two pages since last year. Here she just recycles old footage from back when the planner first launched. It's a planner page she's shown several times before because she's used these products so little that there's only a few completed pages to pull from and they get shown ad nauseum. She's never used these outside of ads.
She prattles on about how she likes her room to be tidy because it makes her head feel clearer. This is the same shit she comes out with in most vlogs and routine videos and yet she's shown that she constantly lives in a state of squalor. Dirty dishes and mugs littering her room, clutter strewn everywhere, bedding unchanged for months, dust, dirt and grime everywhere, fly corpses all over her desk and windowsill.
She clearly has no qualms about sitting in filth and clutter. But saying this shit all the time makes her appear neat and clean, and including a sped-up montage of her putting away a few things or just aimlessly pacing the room makes her
appear busy, even if nothing's happening.
On the topic of sleep hygiene, Ruby claims it's a great idea to craft a sloppy-as-fuck throw cover for your monitor even when it's off. "This will signifoy that oiy'm...nyo longer WAAHRkING?" Ruby has never "wahhrked" at this computer (or at all), so I'm unclear why this would be a concern. Besides that, look at those pre-made sheets draping down from the top of the windows. They're called
curtains, Ruby, and if you close them in front of your monitor, you'll no longer be able to see your monitor.
But, again, it's more lies. This makes it appear that Ruby is so possessed with the pure, uncontrollable urge to work herself to the bone that the mere sight of a powered-down monitor will force her to jump out of bed, sit down and put in an 11 hour shift at an imaginary remote job. This is someone who has a panic attack at the mere thought of doing 3 hours low-effort work every 3 days, she has no trouble avoiding work and responsibility and there's no danger of her rushing to do more.
It's also an excuse for her to show her arts and crafts...umm..."skills" again, and add two steps to her fake routine where one would do. SOCH MOLTITAHHSKING, SYOO TALONTAD!
After offering up the usual lies about how she'll prepare her new night routine, she says she's going to show the routine in action.
It's riddled with continuity errors. She says she's off to take her contacts out, even though she just showed she was wearing glasses. A RAMMADY KYOMBYOOCHA can spontaneously vanishes and then reappears on her windowsill. Ironically, she claims she was "wahhkring" on "additting", even as she proves that she puts no effort or attention into editing and just blindly slaps together random footage without checking any of it.
She parades out the usual PONKERPROD NATIVITY lies: OIY'M OBSASSED WITH THIS PLANNAH! OIY YEEZE IT AVVERY DYAY! OIY DEZOYNED IT MOIYSALF!
And yet her planner looks suspiciously pristine considering it's JANUINELY been YEEZED AVVERY DYAY. Even her fans and friends have mentioned that these things fall apart within days. She just grabbed an unused one from the pile and added a page of new/fake entries on for this ad. And she's already admitted that a designer created these for her, so the backtracking and constant lies about how she designed it awwl harrsalf is just embarrassing.
Ruby, the company's dead. You can stop the lies now. They won't help you make any money. It's too late.
Ad declarations are noticeably absent, even though influencers are supposed to properly declare ads even for their own merch. There are undeclared ads for Ramadee Kyombucha, Plonky Purditree and Casetify on prominent display in this video with zero declarations.
She goes through a big production of
pretending to clean her room. It's full of the exact same lies - word for word - that she uses in all these videos. "Moiy room was ayy STYATE!" "Oiy dyon't knyow what oiy was dyoing fwore it tyoo gat loike this." "A toydee spyace myakes a toydee moind."
Now, when you actually look at what she's doing in this sped-up footage, she's clearly showing herself taking out old luggage and school bags and random shit from her wardrobe and randomly emptying them onto her bed. She's intentionally creating a very visible mess so that she has something to quickly tidy up. She thinks that speeding up footage will disguise this, and people will simply be flummoxed and impressed by the wild flurry of movement that JANUINELY proves that Ruby is VARRY BUSY.
"This yonhly tyook me...TAN minutes? Whan yeeshally it yonhly tyakes me loike thryee." Bullshit. Utter bullshit.
Meanwhile her bed sheets have been unchanged for god knows how many months, dust permeates every inch of the room, the floor hasn't been hoovered in years and not a single surface has been properly and thoroughly cleaned since her family bought this house.
That's the stuff that should be getting cleaned.
Ruby doesn't give a shit how filthy she or her living space are. This is all just a show for the camera to add an extra activity to this video to look busy, but Ruby clearly thought everyone was too stupid to see what she was doing or realise what a slob this makes her look like.
Coincidentally, a few days after Tattle was discussing how shocking Ruby's personal hygiene is and how infrequently she seems to shower, Ruby's suddenly trying to prove that YASS, she DYOES have a showwah AVVERY NOYT and washes haahr haaaihr avver OTHA NOYT!
She proves this by wandering into their dank and gloomy shower room, then turns on the shower while fully clothed again. This is normal. This is what humans do. We're all just a society of never-nudes, showering fully clothed.
It's clearly denial and lies from someone desperate to disprove her critics. If she showers every night, I'm highly confused how her hands have the same dirt, ink and filth on them consistently for days in so many of her videos and posts.
"Honnastly, oiy think skincaahr is myostly a placebo affact."
And there it is. Just when you think Ruby's plumbed the depths of stupidity and hit bedrock, she manages to dig deeper and find some new idiotic bullshit to say.
This profoundly dim-witted moron, who spent 8 and a half minutes offering up ideas like covering a monitor with a blanket to trick yourself into forgetting it's there as highly effective and useful advice, thinks that
cleaning your skin is the placebo.
The skin is a major part of the anatomy. Keeping it clean and healthy is pretty fucking important to prevent all manner of issues. Ruby claims to understand science on a molecular level because she took science at A-level. She also claims to be an AXTREME JARMAPHYOBE when it suits her, despite all evidence to the contrary. And yet here she's saying "Eh, cleaning your skin and body is all a scam! It's a trick of the moind! It's johst what Big Skincare wants yoo tyoo dyoo!"
It's hard to tell because Ruby's completely inept and the footage is mostly out of focus, but Ruby's "skyincyaaahhr ryooteen" seems to consist of putting about 6 different products which all serve the same purpose only on her face and calling it a day.
She pretends that she reads for an hour every night after going to bed just after 9pm. She proves this by robotically sitting bolt upright on her bed and flipping through a few pages. She claims Babel is one of the FOIVE BASST BOHKS she's AVVER RAD. She offers no further information. It's clearly lies - Ruby never reads. Her fingernails still look dirty, too.
She then makes a point to apologise that the next part - turning off her light and going to sleep - will be performative because she'll continue to read for a long time after. Note that she unnecessarily breaks the fourth wall to point out something staged in her video, but only because the (also fake) reality makes her look
more productive. "Oiy'm pretanding tyoo slyeep, boht ackshually oiy will read fwore syoo, syoo long, JANUINELY!"
Meanwhile all the other fake shit, staged nonsense and lies go unmentioned, because her pointing out that she faked things to look busier and more organised than she is does her no favours.
She's been obsessed with the idea of night routines as part of her performative productivity persona for years and yet she's always moaned about being too tired, too "strassed" about every little thing, having no attention span, being unable to focus on any single thing for more than 15 minutes (and yet claims to be able to study or read or write for hours interrupted, because she's lying about doing those).
She can't finish a sentence without her brain short-circuiting, she's shown before that her spatial awareness and basic mental faculties are shot to shit. None of this night routine nonsense will help because it's not the cause of or solution to any of her problems.
Eating full, nutritious meals, getting a full rest when the body needs it instead of setting early alarms when there's nothing to be up for, and actually practicing good personal hygiene would go a long way to doing Ruby some good and would be better things to encourage. Instead it's just more of this completely fake, strictly regimented toxic productivity bullshit.
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