Ruby Granger #26 Ruby Granger is a bad writer

[Magpie02]

"I'm embarrassed" = "I'm VARRY proud of myself but also VARRY humble" in Rubyspeak.

She's incapable of shame or embarrassment, and the grimacing, bodychecking performance here is on the same over-the-top level as her "dramatic readings". She's expecting compliments, and waiting for the people to tell her she should be on the West End for the ego boost.

"All my stress has melted away! I feel so relaxed and carefree!"

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Sure, Jan.

Like @Mr.Mistoffelees says, she's clearly trying to convince herself and everyone else that she's not panicking and that the disappointing grade that's on the way won't affect her.

And still no acknowledgment that she's the one who's been pushing toxic productivity on her viewers and constantly harping on about "deadline season" all the time.

I know Ruby is probably messing around to look extra-fail but WOW she looks ill. She looks like she belongs in hospital.

 

[Cady1954]

This has to be a parody account!

 

[friendlyfire]

Do we know when grades for her dissertation are expected back? Or when Exeter shares their degree results - I'm guessing June/July time?

 

[xoxoxo13]

Ah right. Speaking from personal experience, mental health doesn't seem to be a priority here either. 'Raising awareness' is certainly a big thing, but investing in actual services...not so much.

You're right about Ruby's private therapy, though. She could definitely afford to pay for better/more intensive help. I don't know anything about the quality of mental health services at Exeter, but all universities need to provide some form of MH support to students, whether it's counselling sessions or referral to somewhere else. Obviously Roomba (that's a great nickname lol) is graduating so probably won't be able to take advantage of student MH services. I wonder why she stopped going to therapy. Maybe she didn't feel it was helping? Don't remember if she's ever talked about it.

She mentioned taking the train to go to a therapy session maybe a few years ago, but that was it.

 

[cherry01]

to second this, she actually seems pretty decent and jealous of her straddle jumps ngl The only thing that grated me a tiny bit was her “Birani”, I can here my old coaches shouting in the distance

Oh man don’t!! i worked on my birani for weekssss it was such a mental block for me lol, I have my coach drilled into my brain too even tho I haven’t practised for years now lol

 

[Magallanes]

Today’s the day, Tattlers! Prepare yourselves!

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OFF TOPIC: do i see one of those minimalistic hobonichi planners? omg i bought the april 2022 one recently but i haven't started using it yet because i looks so clean and cute that i feel the rubygranger in me is telling me not to write on it because it looks too perfect for my handwriting

 

[xoxoxo13]

The assignment is 2,000 words, so basically she wrote the essay and then wrote another essay’s worth of drivel which she then ended up having to cut. Smart planning there, Roodawakening.

I’m sad too, Roobee - sad that you cut that absolute gem of a first sentence, ”While third and first person narratives are rife…” I see we’ve been throwing darts at a thesaurus again and missing the mark eeeever so slightly

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I think she's straining her neck and using this as an excuse to do a tiny body check plus show off how Hermione like she is

 

[Scapier88]

Where is Mummy Granger driving her now?

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Back to exter to print and get her dissertation ready to hand in is my guess

 

[Griftwood]

Also, surface cleaner ≠ disinfectant. https://www.ecover.com/products/household/multi-action-spray/

 

[rubella]

me when I hear i'm having fajitas for dinner

CRYINGGGGGG

 

[StatusWoe]

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CHILD? Last seen trying to escape from Ruby's picture book

Between this drawing and the 'pumble' on the Jack Monroe thread, I will not be sleeping for a while.

 

[olavshoi]

Also, one point I had to consider when picking University is the fact that you literally aren't allowed to work during timetime at Oxford/Cambridge. They literally won't let you. Which is the biggest pile of classist bullshit I ever heard. Of course Roobee in her Victorian-era manor housecomplete with mummified flies would never think about anyone other than her and her privileged upbringing lol. I want to see a video from her picking apart just how privileged she is and pointing out every way she's had a head start in life compared to other, way less privileged people

isn't that because the terms are so short and intense so they don't want you to become overwhelmed trying to fit a job in too? I don't go there but I have a lot of friends that do and the workload they have is insane, they wouldn't have time for a job.

 

[Daredevil]

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Ummm what’s going on here with her hand??

In THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE series, a six-year-old girl asks another six-year-old to hold the cup like this when they have a tea party.

 

[morganmichelle]

I know I said I would post less and linger more, but I have to post this.. My friend is savage. She sent me this screenshot of her DM to Ruby as a reply to her story on Instagram about all different brands & how environmentally unfriendly they are or whatever.. lmao.

 

[zoeanned]

Spoiler: ED TRIGGER

I hope I did this right by hiding the photos. I’m not that familiar with tattle posting. But anyway. She’s fading away. This was such a body check video and it made me very uncomfortable. Her poor young fans who thinks that this is what they should look like at the end of uni.. no wonder she’s losing hair..

I was really shocked when I saw this story

It looks like she’s lost a lot of weight very fast since going home

 

[VeryFerociousDrama]

It's not hard to see why she's constantly going well over the word count if she's including a shoddily written high school book report as the intro to every essay. It took her an entire page to say practically nothing.

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One of the tabs she had open was for this:

https://snicket.fandom.com/wiki/The_Pony_Party!

Looks like she's been searching for synopses to read so she can skip reading the books again.

Ironically that's not even an actual book!

 

[irunforfun]

Yeah, I can't imagine undergrad dissertations being published unless it's a first which we all know won't be the case for Roobee.

So I doubt we'll ever see Roobees dissertation...shame

What if she does get a first? I’ve realised I must be a horrible person because I don’t want her to. How awful is that?

 

[morganmichelle]

isn't Miss Patina also fast fashion?

Omg you're right. I believe it is. It's neither ethical nor sustainable (I did a bit of research )

 

[hart301]

Ruby Granger #27: Doing my Dissertation for Compensation

 

[StatusWoe]

Keep Totoro out of this plz He's cute, Ruby isn't.

Sorry. I love Totoro as much as I love Dog Granger, but you can't deny he has quite a grin.