Ruby Granger #26 Ruby Granger is a bad writer

[missmina]

Finally got around to watching the new video. Thoughts:

Ruby starts her day off with some creepy af smiling.

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Ruby sticks her head out of the window and does some more fake smiling. This time the smiling is sly, as though she's thinking 'they will never know where the bodies are buried. They will never look in the mouldy trunk.'

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Next Ruby does some of the loudest hair brushing I've ever heard. It sounds like a metal shovel being scraped across a brick wall. I wish she'd get a nice haircut - it would be easier to maintain and look healthier.

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Unfortunately, the current look is more Cousin It from the Addams Family.

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Ruby brushes her teeth while reading again. I can't be bothered to screenshot it because we've seen this part of her morning routine about 500 times by now.

Spoiler: ED

Ruby makes a breakfast that looks edible. Then she adds frozen peas.

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Narration starts suddenly at this moment, so a warning to viewers to hold onto their peas lest they end up scattered across the floor.

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This annoyed me. I've mentioned in a previous thread how much I loved The Brothers Karamazov. I want to gatekeep it from Ruby. It may be a classic, but there's not the remotest chance that Ruby will be interested in this novel - not even the theology. She's already flicking through it in a bored sort of way before moving on without comment.

Fortunately, the best part of the video comes next because we get to see Dog Granger, our favourite Granger. Dog Granger chases after a frisbee and (unlike Ruby) gets a nice haircut. What a productive day he's having.

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There's also a rabbit.

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Sadly, this happy interlude can't last forever, and Ruby is back in the kitchen making AHHHfternoon tea with Burn & Bend 'hot cross bun' tea. Poor Mother Granger: Ruby gets her to drink the tea and guess the flavour. Is this culinary roulette part of her everyday life? Let's hope not.

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I learned that Rube's Netflix time limit is set to zero minutes, which essentially means that she's banned Netflix. Ruby claims this is to discourse her from using it. Dis-scourge? Let's assume she means discourage.

''In the evenings before bed I'm not super productive'', says Ruby. You're not meant to be, you giant waffle.

And on that note, I can't be bothered with this video so am setting my time limit to 'IT'S TOO LATE, STATUSWOE, YOU'VE ALREADY WASTED A PORTION OF YOUR LIFE ON THIS.'

Keep Totoro out of this plz He's cute, Ruby isn't.

 

[Birdyboo]

Just saw Ruby's story is it me or has daddy bones taken Ruby

Daddy is always there

 

[rubysdeadfly]

i feel she's going insane with her dissertation deadline

this is really sad I was looking at her old videos last night and her hair was so shiny and thick idk if its because she got rid of the fringe or the lack of food or both but it just looks so dry now

 

[Magpie02]

I think people are underestimating how underweight you have to be to be hospitalised (for anorexia at least and with no other immediate risk to life factors) to be hospitalised…

twbmi sub 15 if not lower…

Yes she’s lost weight but she’s also posting clear thinspo and if you’ve got any sense at all you just don’t do that shit. ED or not.

I'd say it also depends on the country and medical guidelines, too, also on bloodwork and the overall image you're presenting to the clinician. I'm not based in the UK, though!

And regardless, Ruby's fucking with her health long-term. But it's all for the ass-thetic, sure.. fuck off, Ruby.

 

[zoeanned]

I know this has been said so often and I sound like a broken record, but she looks so unwell in her latest tea reel. I literally did a double take, has she deteriorated a lot recently?

 

[Cantdeallenger]

Spoiler: ED TRIGGER

I hope I did this right by hiding the photos. I’m not that familiar with tattle posting. But anyway. She’s fading away. This was such a body check video and it made me very uncomfortable. Her poor young fans who thinks that this is what they should look like at the end of uni.. no wonder she’s losing hair..

 

[Sarabelle]

It seems rather drastic for a person to delete all their old videos, most people leave them up because they still get ad revenue from them even if they don't want to post anymore.

Perhaps she just wanted a fresh start when she moved onto her masters or felt that her old content was no longer how she wanted the world to perceive her or maybe social media was becoming damaging to her mental health and she decided to quit - which is perhaps an option Ruby should consider.

I guess that must have been it, that she was unhappy with them being up. Wonder why, because she came across as very nice and likable, in my opinion. But obviously I respect that and hope she is happy. Just a bit upset about losing the book reviews haha.

 

[Griftwood]

11:11 - 11:14

It’s a banana peel.

 

[emmer_moans]

Ah, I think the tailcoat is what she has folded in her hands in the red carpet photo.

 

[Moosey]

Based on the edits she's making in the latest video, plus the fact that we haven't gotten a new dissertation diary in weeks, I feel like we can conclude that she's doomed. And yet I would have said she's doomed based on any of the other examples we've seen of her work, but she consistently gets good marks (or at least she says she does). I am HYPE for the soon-coming "reacting to my dissertation grade" video. If she releases nothing I will assume she failed.

 

[Tommyb]

I know this has been said so often and I sound like a broken record, but she looks so unwell in her latest tea reel. I literally did a double take, has she deteriorated a lot recently?

She has. My jaw nearly dropped looking at her legs in the Matilda pictures.

 

[xoxoxo13]

she got invited to a Netflix premiere??

 

[Just here to say]

Sorry for the question out of the blue but why is her dad being called "daddy bones" ? I'd love to know the reference/reason - it's really funny

 

[Sarabelle]

It's Ed and Tim and someone else that I don't really recognise much from her vlogs. I think Will and a few more people are still in Cambridge too, she said her friends and social life was a big reason why she wanted to live in Cambridge after being stuck at her parents' house after graduation, I don't ble her.

I don't think she and Astrid are as close as they were in the first two years of uni, they both stuck to their group of friends after moving out of the halls. I didn't know Astrid deleted her channel, that's strange. She was on the way to be a lawyer, maybe it clashes with her new career.

Thanks! On her Linkedin it says that she finished her law course and is now doing an MPhil in languages. I forgot where but I think it was Cambridge? So she could have milked the studytube lifestyle for a few more years but I guess she didn't feel like it. I understand her but I wish she hadn't deleted everything.

 

[xoxoxo13]

this is really sad I was looking at her old videos last night and her hair was so shiny and thick idk if its because she got rid of the fringe or the lack of food or both but it just looks so dry now

and her hairline is receding

 

[morganmichelle]

I also don't think that she's bad at sports. Obviously not a great champion or anything but she is a lot more athletic than I would have guessed.

But yeah, worried about her not eating lots and exercising. She looked very skinny and pale in that video.

By the way I found this old gem "How to be like Hermione at the beach" (honestly loved these when I was younger) and it is just crazy how much she has changed. She looked so much healthier (thicker hair, healthy skin):

【Ruby Granger】如何在海滩上像赫敏一样 How to be like Hermione Granger at the Beach_哔哩哔哩_bilibili

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt9iZGBa2l8How to be like Hermione Granger at the Beach-Ruby Granger, 视频播放量 1333、弹幕量 2、点赞数 7、投硬币枚数 1、收藏人数 24、转发人数 3, 视频作者 DuskyLark, 作者简介 Science/Games/Art/Study，相关视频：【Ruby Granger】赫敏的作业常规 Hermione Granger Homework Routine #GRANGERBTS，【Ruby Granger】像赫敏一样度过夏日的早晨...

www.bilibili.com

How did you even find this? Are there more? lol

 

[threeSMEGfridges]

I usually love long hair but Ruby doesnt suit it at all! She looked so much more like her age and better when she had shorter hair (without the awful fringe/bangs though)!

mid she’s going to keep it long it would even be prefersble if she wore it in braids. Like it would be childish but at least be tidy?
a High bun or even double buns would be cute and more age appropriate

 

[Griftwood]

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This was 23 hours ago. No stories posted since. It's a day later and Ruby couldn't be bothered to even follow through on her junk clear-out giveaway despite having all the time in the world to twirl and dance in fields.

She's so lazy and incompetent at everything she does.

She probably remembered she could always repurpose the cardstock for her dark macadamia decorations the way she did last year and decided it was a worthier cause.

 

[gisellejoly]

This is NOT a brag (Don't do it) but I wrote mine in 2 weeks. the fact she took a year is insane. Did she have an extension too? Because they were due ages ago

Yeah, this. I could have sworn dissertations are usually due in march/april. Not sure how it is in Exeter but it's very possible she got an extension?

 

[missmina]

Like me, for example? Mind you, when I compare my life to Ruby’s I feel a lot younger than I am, even though I have had a lot more life experience. I just feel... I don't know...more like a student? Not sure how to explain it. Less rigid in my attitude perhaps? At the same time, when I was her age, I was a lot more mature than she is. But I moved to Glasgow the same year my parents moved to Brussels, so even as an 18-year old student, I only went home twice a year. And that was before social media or even Internet access at home was a thing. Not that I wanted to be home all the time anyway!

Well sometimes when you see her thumbnail or picture from afar you may think she's a grandma. Also she has that "grandma" energy around her but not in a good wholesome-wise way.