Ruby Granger #26 Ruby Granger is a bad writer

[emmer_moans]

I have just seen the latest video... I cringed at the waking up smiling / yawning part

Oh Ruby.

 

[morganmichelle]

Spoiler: TW ED BS

Why eat an actual chocolate egg for once, when you have the opportunity to showcase how very little you eat by just using flavoured fucking water for your half-portion of porridge? Oh and don’t forget beetroot and other weight-loss aids!

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Pretending people actually asked for the recipe..

I found it ! https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1fW411n76o/ ( I never saw that peculiar video on her channel )

I actually enjoy watching her old videos where she is herself and not ED-driven, just barely staying concious and alive.

 

[slamvs27]

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Back to dressing like a primary school child and "enjoying" her trying desperately to find material for her dissertation disaster in Sparknotes "studying".

Wow, TWO days?? TWO whole days??


Apparently enjoying ur weekend and not working is "unproductive."

 

[zoeanned]

The irony is pretty poetic. Gazing up at a university building with hair that’s too long looking like a deluded child who thought she could get into oxford, stood beyond the limits of the gate because she was never able to get there…quick get security in! Shut those gates and keep her out!!

Another Master’s interview?

 

[gossip_guy]

It does look green though, and there’s something that looks like a powder on the side of the bowl. My guess is it’s some stupid crap like spirulina that she’s mixed in with the oats to make them ”healthier”. Another obvious ED meal with spirulina a.k.a. another bs ”weight loss aid”, half a banana, possibly an entire strawberry, frozen berries, a small spoon (it’s one of those long-handle spoons) to make the portion look bigger, a teaspoon of peanut butter, and of course the very fact that she’s had to include all the things in one tiny portion because she was unable to choose and this is the only way she can pretend she’s not depriving herself.

I'm guessing it's matcha powder since Ruby is incapable of straying outside the same 5 ingredients.

She already posted this on her "vegan" Insta account, I don't understand why she needs to plaster this ED-baiting bullshit on her main account, too. And it's an undeclared ad for Manilife, too. Even the spoon was gifted. Shocker.

 

[missmina]

Beautiful

 

[xoxoxo13]

Seems a bit random but this outfit looks okay. I wonder if her management sorted out a stylist for the night or something?
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Spoiler: TW ED talk

her head is officially bigger than her body. but her face doesnt look sunken like it does in videos? i wonder if it's all lighting and filters on her vlogs to make herself look victorian exhaustion ill

 

[cheesecakes]

Yeah, my English Lit dissertation had to be 10,000 words. Ruby had it easy and still fumbled it in every way.

I had a 12,000 word history dissertation. 8,000 words genuinely sounds piss easy, like more of an extended essay than a dissertation. Still space to do well and have an interesting topic, but not too long. Really shouldn't have taken her a whole year to write that. Thank god she didn't get into Oxford, she'd have dropped out and been home by Christmas.

 

[xoxoxo13]

Spoiler: TW ED talk

when she comes home she throws half a sandwich in the trash

 

[Ilaariaa]

RUBY PLSSS “Carroll acts as a narrator but visually fades into the background” you mean like a narrator?? Visually? You mean he wasn’t in the illustrations alongside Alice? Authors usually aren’t. And his “child-muse” (Alice Liddell I’m guessing?) was also the muse for his erotic photography. I hope she’s not glossing over Carroll’s creepy obsession with kids. It’s also a valuable waste of words to be talking about Ancient Greek muses when your diss is on the Victorian period and it’s not relevant. It could have just been a sentence but it doesn’t supplement her argument at all, it’s just a way to show off all the needless research she’s been doing.

She's like, "if I add random adverbs to my sentences they'll suddenly start making sense, right?"

 

[meweme]

Since I can only "enjoy" glimpses of the Rooby-Booby experience via Tattle and other idiots' ehm influencers' Instagram I just saw her in attending the event via Jade's story. I am shocked to admit that I genuinely enjoy her outfit. (I mean, do you see the shoes?)

 

[Griftwood]

Sorry. I love Totoro as much as I love Dog Granger, but you can't deny he has quite a grin.

Dog Granger is a bitch btw

 

[StatusWoe]

I know we all despair of the plinkety plonk and the neverending sugarfucking plumfairy, but let us give thanks here and now that at least she no longer slaps THIS atrocity on absolutely everything, like she did at one point. Begins around 9:05 and continues all the way through to the end.

Got to be honest, at least she seems enthusiastic about the food haul. It's a nice change from her standard angry & miserable resting face that we've seen so often.

But that background music is just hilarious. What makes it extra funny is the way it carries on for so long. Even when Ruby starts having a conversation with Mother Granger, it's still plinkety plonking in the background like a malfunctioning record with no off button. Bonus points for the way she decides to be a doctor rather than a nurse because that's obviously superior (sarcasm).

I think C is probably the most likely given what we've seen of Ruby's disasterpiece. I know she happily monopolises her tutors' time ordinarily, but I can't see a dissertation supervisor devoting that amount of time to an individual student unless they were clearly going completely off the rails and struggling with the assignment.

Also agree with this.

 

[Ilaariaa]

In the photos on the red carpet she’s wearing the black dress, but I’m the photos her mum took at home she’s wearing her tailcoat.

Did a stylist tell her she had to take it off when she got there? Really wouldn’t surprise me tbh

Please someone post a screenshot of her wearing her tailcoat

 

[space.cat]

Not our Ruby admitting her work is starting to feel tiresome to her too

 

[StatusWoe]

”Hermione Granger at night” sounds like a very specific sort of kink to have, and I have no doubt that longtime friend of the show Penultimate originally found her via just such a Google search.

Nooo. I couldn't decide whether to give this the 'sick' or 'laughing' emoji so went with a plain like instead. I've never questioned how Penultimate stumbled across Ruby's videos, but now it's on my mind and your comment sounds worryingly plausible. There was also that openly creepy middle-aged guy whose name I don't remember.

 

[oliviasday]

I wanted to check out Heartstopper but it just feels kinda weird to me now that Ruby has had her hands all over it.

 

[rubysdeadfly]

I assume the muse and artist debate is about Carrol and Alice Liddel (think I've mis spelled that)...I can see why she cut it out tbf how is the relationship between artist and muse at all relevant to the topic of letters. She doesn't close to being done yet I'm stressed just thinking about it

 

[Ripley Rose Kat]

Which uni-friends did she move in with, do you know? I remember Ed and Astrid from her vlogs. I haven't watched her in some time, though. For some reason her work life isn't as interesting to me.

Oh and I have been asking this before but if anyone knows why PaigeY's friend Astrid Francizska deleted her youtube and insta let me know. I used to watch her lots back in the day.

I noticed she's deleted her ig as well and wondered what happened. Gutted as I really like her ig/YouTube

 

[Magallanes]

Off topic but what is Martha doing nowadays? Didn't she drop out of uni a while ago or am I making that up?

in her drop out video she said she was supposed to go to france to work but COVID happened so she changed plans and went to Uni instead to study a degree she thought she might "tolerate", (until she dropped out a few months ago realising she didn't like it)
idk what she's been up to recently but if she was moving to france to work after her a-levels...does that mean she wanted to become like an au pair or something like that? because i'm unaware (correct me if i'm wrong) that martha speaks any french