PART 2 of the nightmare
The Grangers are in their fancy car, driving away, not wanting to meet us poor folks. For some reason Ruby looks back, and seems my handstand move, and stops her dad from driving. Instead they return to the house to greet us (it's an honour just to be recognized). My mother is tired after driving, and we just want to go inside and rest.
Let me tell you about the house. The house is 3 levels. The top level is at a regular level, then the middle level is lower, and the third level is a basement (the house levels is like large steps built on a steep hill). The house is difficult to explain, but very good to keep people trapped inside. Inside everything is tidy (every item is where it should be and there is not clutter), BUT the house is dirty. Like a hoarder house, when they take all the hoard out, but the
tit and garbage and dust etc is still around and the house has not been cleaned yet. There's also no windows.... House of horrors I tell you.
My dog, the little asshole, sees it necessary to relieve himself. He doesn't do his business outside, but inside the house. And the little asshole, so very small, doesn't just
tit and leave, no he shits 3 seperate times on the living room carpet.
My brother comes to me to tell what my dog did, and while I'm on my way he tells me not to bother. Ruby has picked up the
tit with her bare hands and has built a pyre of
tit and put it in the garden for the fairies (all the sugar plum ones, probably).
PART 3 OF THE NIGHTMARE -sorry for the delay, mobile was being difficult so I moved to my laptop
Where were we? Ah yes, Ruby's offering to the fairies.
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The Grangers, like the Weasleys, are wearing matching outfits. Neon lime and red onesies (knitted ones, VAHRY expensive and definitely NOT FAST FASHION).
I am deeply ashamed to admit that my tulle/tutu is also neon. GASP - I am matching them. So while my family wants to go inside and rest, and get rid of the cult following us, Lizard man (DaddyBones) + how he looked in my dream:
keeps on staring at me. I was very creeped out, so I decided to change clothes.
I venture inside the house ad feel dirty immediately. I go to the bathroom to change, but Mommy Granger follows me and stares while I try to change. They don't even have proper doors, but a half thing, swinging. Luckily I somehow got changed.
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The Grangers, inept at social cues, invited themselves back in their home. In the living room there is only one big, brown chair; lizard man's throne. The wall is made completely of wooden cupboards and the carpet (beige, unlike the picture) is dirty.
The rest of the family (and paying guests) should sit on the floor. Martha is already on the floor, a feral wild child.
Her onesie is 5 sizes too small. It looked like after a certain point her family stopped taking care of her (maybe this date coincides with the beginning of Ruby's YouTube). Martha was trying to pack her inflatable mattress (probably the only bed she may use at home, too).
Above the door (in the centre of the room) distinguished between the cupboards, is a large family photo. In the photo Lizard man, voyeur momma and Robie (wearing the matching neon outfits) are standing and holding hands, with their
tit-eating grins. Ruby front and centre. Martha is nowhere to be seen in the picture.
The cult vibes, the cult vibes continues
I now know why she twirls.
Praise be to the glory of Rowby. Her photo is put there to be bowed before.
This is where my nightmare ends and therapy begins.
THANK YOU
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