I’ve known exactly one person who lied the way Roobee does, and he had a personality disorder.
Ruby Granger #23 Her workload‘s pure spuddle, let’s all twirl in a puddle!
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I definitely think she's aware of it.
Today's story and her dramatic public service announcement about how she has now become a jeans wearer because of a Christmas miracle reeks of the 'Ruby doth protest too much' energy she has when she's making very pointed excuses when caught lying.
"I got these for Christmas and now like jeans, but I ONLY WORE THEM BECAUSE I WENT TO THE BEACH [STERN FINGER POINTS]" has the same vibe as every time she tries to justify her weekly trips home as only being for a cousin's birthday, or wedding, or because her parents just happened to be driving by her Exeter house [STERN FINGER POINTS].
I'd assume there's going to be footage of this day in an upcoming vlog. She knows if she's seen wearing jeans again, people (especially on here) would comment on it after her massive weird rant about how she never wears jeans, so she's making a big production of mentioning it now to try to pre-empt any comments.
Ruby Granger #24: Jeans? Don’t know her 
I've said it before, but I think if a professional sat down and diagnosed her for narcissistic personality disorder, she'd light up the bleeping board. She has every single red flag sign.
Think it's an old school friend
Are you boollying our dear roobsters? /j
I don't know if any of you are familiar with our bbygorl Amberlynn Reid (if not, think twice before going down the rabbit hole; I wish she had her own thread here on Tattle, though...), but she's kinda similar in that regard. She exhibits all the major narcissistic traits (among other issues
) but constantly denies it, and even recently said that if she were diagnosed with NPD, she would share the news with her audience because it's nothing to be ashamed of (which still didn't stop her from using the term "narcissist" towards another guy in a clearly pejorative way since she loves inserting herself into other YouTubers' drama). She also said that it's possible to have narcissistic tendencies and yet not be a narcissist (which isn't any better, but what do I know?). Sorry if that was kinda random but it's not hard to imagine what Ruby's reaction would be and it's not exactly a pretty picture.
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"Invisible woman." My god, the audacity this woman has. She's probably never worked an hour in her life and her "poetry" makes her look like she's so hard done by all the work she's doing. Stop being so melodramatic and employ a cleaner if you need to, Mother Granger.I looked up Ruby's mum's self published poetry book and it is...somethinghere is the preview:
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Move over Sylvia Plath, the new feminist icon is here"Invisible woman." My god, the audacity this woman has. She's probably never worked an hour in her life and her "poetry" makes her look like she's so hard done by all the work she's doing. Stop being so melodramatic and employ a cleaner if you need to, Mother Granger.
(um btw zero shade on SP intended, I adore her, share my birthday with her and may or may not own every biography and critical work ever written about her)This is OT but I really like SP as wellMove over Sylvia Plath, the new feminist icon is here
. Especially her unabridged journals (yes I'm nosy like that lol)You need to read her complete letters if you haven’t already! I’m obsessed.This is OT but I really like SP as well
Uh oh, don't let Ruby know that Sylvia Plath wrote letters or there's a real danger she'll go check her out and try to incorporate her letter-writing aesthetic into one of her videos somehow... claiming that Sylvia Plath has been her favourite author all along (genuinely!)... buying a tiny bell jar to put over her mug of frozen peas to keep the dead flies from getting to them... preparing a dramatic reading of Plath's life story, complete with well-practiced dramatic head-shaking and the Sugarplum Fairy music playing softly in the background...
Just got this confusing ad. Why is that man wearing a watermelon on his face?
Mother Granger's poetry, love it!
In honour of Ruby's dissertation, her exploratory forays to track down Lewis Carroll's letters, and her apparent commitment to making a lot of awful and/or inexplicable faux pas this year (and it's only mid Feb), here is a thread title nomination that reflects all of them:
Ruby Granger #24: Ruby's Adventures in Blunderland
Ruby Granger #24: Ruby's Adventures in Blunderland
her death wasn't very aesthetic though. wonder how roobster will explain that one
as hilarious as this would be, i don’t think we’re in any danger of having ruby get into plath any time soon
her entire body of work is adult in nature, i can’t see roobs chomping at the bit to read about sex, severe mental illness and suicide. at least with lewis carroll she can play pretend in her little alice in wonderland world where everything is tea parties and carroll isn’t a predator
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I’m sorry someone can’t drop the fact that Mother Granger has a poem about threesomes without posting the poem. Pls anon, I will regret this but we must see this poem!
I went searching but am not paying for her poetry book on Amazon
I went searching but am not paying for her poetry book on Amazon
Ruby Granger #24: Timetables on Notion; Dead flies in mansion; less food consumption; crying at Railway Station: (productive)*
something about an adult saying she likes girls and guys makes me uncomfortable.
if I found my mother wrote something like this I would definitely have to get extra therapy sessions.
it seems like mother Granger and rhubarb share the same creativity. her mom strikes me as someone who doesn't just want to be a boring housewife, and ruby can't handle being perceived as anything besides a genius. so they make up online personas.
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