WHERE
IS
OUR
BIWEEKLY
ROOBEE
TRAINWRECK
I need more to sustain me than a rambly nonsense ig story about how she didnβt go outside at first but then went outside after all, or a stupid reel about how you can spend money to stream stuff online on Halloweβen instead of using your already-paid-for Netflix subscription to finally watch Squid Game
She's probably very busy prepping a Halloween Netflix review video (sponsored by NordVPN). Here's a sneak preview of her opinions on various Netflix shows she'll have pretended to watch:
"I enjoyed Squid Game - squid are great and games are fun, so combining the two is a masterstroke of narrative wonderment and whimsy."
"Paw Patrol is a wonderful show, but I found it was a bit scary even for Halloween, so it's probably best to make sure you have a parent with you like I always do."
"Stranger Things is the most
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"I loved The Queen's Gambit so, so much. It's not very Halloweeny, and I did get bored and distracted through all of it as there was too much human drama and not enough Dark Academia chess boards, but the part I did look at was
so aesthetic. The main character whose name is Queen Gambit also wasn't a very realistic chess player as she still hasn't learned that to win in chess in one move every time like I do, you only have to flip over the board and yell "I've won, mummy!" But apart from that I'd recommend it to absolutely everyone! 5/5"
"I was
so, so excited to watch You, it seemed like it was exactly the kind of series I'd watch all day, every day. But I was disappointed once I watched the first episode and realised it wasn't actually about me at all."
|| Dark Academia (AD)" and claim she had tonnes of stories about regular people being a bit homesick when starting uni, but she's better than all those people because she completely overcame it by not going home for a whole six weeks! After all, you'll never get homesick if you take home with you; just make your parents pack everything up in a camper van and take a holiday at your uni every week or two! And if the five minutes a day you don't interact with your parents get to be too hard, just distract yourself with to-do lists planning how you'll interact with your parents all day long!
