Ruby Granger #15 Dustcore

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Gonna watch the new video and take a shot whenever Ruby mispronounces something, wish me luck
I hope you have the emergency service number ready on your phone for the inevitable alcohol poisoning 😅

No chance of her making it through the first shelf of the 'bookshelf'... how on earth has she not learnt what that piece of furniture is called yet, its like Chinese torture listening to her get it wrong every time.
 
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No chance of her making it through the first shelf of the 'bookshelf'... how on earth has she not learnt what that piece of furniture is called yet, its like Chinese torture listening to her get it wrong every time.
Should I end up in hell (it’s likely …) I fully expect that one of my torments will be as follows: I will be locked in a dusty room with Ruby. I’ll be strapped to a chair and Ruby will be flouncing round the room reading the full version of the OED in her poetry voice, whilst mispronouncing Every. Damn. Word.
 
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The Four Seasons poetry collection. All I learned about it from her is that its poems 'curated around a theme of poems for each season, which is a great idea'. A. Great. Idea. That's marketing type talk. Not artistic appreciation. Ruby and her dustcore is such a bore. I strongly advise her to keep the dust jackets ON. She mentioned taking them off for the aesthetic.
 
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Okay i just watched her video while cooking, and it might just be me being dumb but English is not my first language and I couldn’t really pick up on any oddly pronounced author names… does that mean I’ve been pronouncing authors name wrong my entire reading career? 😳 embarrassing..
English names can be difficult even for native speakers (as Ruby proves) so I wouldn’t worry about it. It’s just surprising that Ruby, a literature student who claims to be such a book worm and to love academia, makes such a mess of pronouncing these names - especially the ones that aren’t exactly niche. I think half her problem is that she seems to glance at names and assume a pronunciation rather than read it properly. For example, she pronounced Gazdanov as Gaznadov. Even the former wouldn’t sound perfect to real Russians when read in an English way, but at least it’s a good approximation rather than a totally different name.

if I’m not sure of a pronunciation, YouTube is helpful. No shame in needing to learn something.
 
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It might be that I joined in on the drinking game version of this video, but I can't stop singing the Ruby version of "Don't stand So Close To Me" by The Police. I am finding it far too funny:

"Just like the old man in
That book by Nobby Kov"
 
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She still called the uni library "the school library" before correcting herself 💀
 
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It's so embarrassing for her to be an English Literature student and still be unable to pronounce these names. How does she get through a seminar or a tutorial without being laughed out of the room?
 
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I don't understand why professors have never corrected her on her pronunciation. For all the money her family spends on her education, why is she so stupid?
 
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I don't understand why professors have never corrected her on her pronunciation. For all the money her family spends on her education, why is she so stupid?
If they corrected her, there's a substantial risk that:

A. She'd report them for "bullying".
B. She might stop doing it and deprive the entire class of the hilarity.
 
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Blimey, forty minutes!? Dare I!?
The thing I find utterly bizarre and fascinating: Ruby constantly says that she considers videos over 12 minutes "too long" to make or watch. So she often condenses several things that might be vaguely interesting (days out to interesting places, time spent with people more charismatic and likeable than her) into a 11 minute vlog full of sped-up, silent footage and slapdash editing.

And then she makes a video full of 40 minutes of nothing. She can't do anything right.
 
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I'm barely holding on
Barely 2 minutes in and I hear 'Rude-yard Kipling' (Rudyard Kipling). We need a proper compilation of all mispronunciations. Could be hilarious.

Rude-yard Kipling
Ever-lynn Worne
Truman Ca-poat
Morris Gleetzman
Chris Ate-Kins

Martin Latham but Roobee called him Martin Lan-them. I'll stop there I think.

omg she said Noam Komsky
 
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I think even the cardigan could look alright if she just styled it more like a person her age. Tucking the green top into some high-waisted pants would make a significant difference imo.
i hate commenting on what people wear but lol no literally if she had on black or dark wash high waisted jeans and tucked it in and wore the cardigan over it would look so nice! (i probs wouldnt wear a green shirt, maybe white or a neutral brownish colour thats darker than the cardigan)
 
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Ruby's fans appear to have very quickly forgotten about that blatant scam contest that she ran for her planner. Predictably, she never announced winners and nobody's tagged her or Pumpkin Productivity in any posts to say they’d won. She's just complete pondscum.
 
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Ruby's fans appear to have very quickly forgotten about that blatant scam contest that she ran for her planner. Predictably, she never announced winners and nobody's tagged her or Pumpkin Productivity in any posts to say they’d won. She's just complete pondscum.
sorry pondscum has absolutely sent me😂😂 i can't sleep so am just reading through all the threads and this tickled me
 
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Ruby's fans appear to have very quickly forgotten about that blatant scam contest that she ran for her planner. Predictably, she never announced winners and nobody's tagged her or Pumpkin Productivity in any posts to say they’d won. She's just complete pondscum.
did she ever mention how long it would be until she announced the winners?
 
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did she ever mention how long it would be until she announced the winners?
Supposedly July 28th. She said winners would be contacted directly, which is always a dead giveaway that nobody will win anything and it's a marketing scam.
 
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