God could you imagine if she did somehow mange to get in? She would crack. If not by the academic atmosphere but also by her colleagues/other students around her. Imagine working so hard and actually being intelligent to get into a postgraduate program at Oxbridge only to find yourself sitting next to Ruby Granger. I would be offended.
Just think of the discussions and criticism that would take place, which Ruby would just turn into "Mummy, daddy, the mean smart kids are bullying me!"
If she got in, I imagine there'd be an influx of additional Oxbridge applications the following year. Not because they want to go to the same uni as her, but because they saw she was accepted, thought 'Wow, they'll let any dumbass in now!' and put in an application where they'd previously ruled out the idea of getting accepted completely because of the uni's high standards.
That or she singlehandedly kills the prestige and allure of attending an Oxbridge school and their drop in standards bites them in the ass. Like if you let a murderous inbred hillbilly family move into an upper-class suburb and then the property values suddenly plummeted as a result.
Also, if she got into Oxbridge, just imagine it:
Every single video she uploads will have Oxford University or Cambridge University in the title, regardless of the content or time of year. "I get 6 colonoscopies in a day! Bookish / Dark Academia / Whymsicam / Oxford University"
Couldn't agree more. I think she's envisioning having it written months in advance, with a lot of calm focused research,
aesthetic
travel, and absolutely no panic or stress - it's a pretty nice dream, but just so unrealistic. Hopefully she realises sooner rather than later that almost every single thing on her list is somewhere between 'unrealistic' and 'absolute lunacy'.
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This list is like a 5 year old child designing their dream home, with no concept of things like practicality, cost, or structural integrity. "I want it to have a rollercoaster inside that
whooshes around all the rooms, and a rocketship landing pad that goes
pchsttooo! up into the sky to take me to school on the moon, and my bedroom should be a spaceship too, and the kitchen should be a swimming pool where Aquaman lives and there should be unicorn stables in the attic!" She's living in a fantasy world.