Ruben Dias #8 He’s So Handsome, He’s So Cute, Can We See Him In His Birthday Suit

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I feel like objectively he looks better without the headband, it's just that headbands have a direct path to my heart.

I think I've talked about this here before, but my first football crush was Nuno Gomes. It obviously hit at a very impressionable age because if the answer to two or more of these questions is yes then I am once again 14 and blushing:

Is he Portuguese?
Does he have pretty brown eyes?
Is he wearing a headband?

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Headband Ruben hits all 3 so makes me giddy.
You have good taste. Nuno was a hottie of the highest order.

Torres is also a good one.

Portugal is basically a hot footballer-producing factory.
 
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I love how none of them dare actually hit him
 
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I love how none of them dare actually hit him
They’re a bit tentative, aren’t they. :ROFLMAO: They know.
 
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You have good taste. Nuno was a hottie of the highest order.

Torres is also a good one.

Portugal is basically a hot footballer-producing factory.

Honestly I always say to my dad he should have moved us back to Portugal because the men are in another world compared to Canadian men....sorry not sorry. Though I will say a good chunk of Portuguese men tend to be mama's boys in my experience.
 
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Honestly I always say to my dad he should have moved us back to Portugal because the men are in another world compared to Canadian men....sorry not sorry. Though I will say a good chunk of Portuguese men tend to be mama's boys in my experience.
We guessed right then
 
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I would say Ruben has a good deal going for him to make him more independent then most. Living on his own is a huge step up from most of them. My uncle was still going home on weekends in his late 20's for my Avo to do his laundry. I know some of my second cousins lived at home until close to 30.
 
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I would say Ruben has a good deal going for him to make him more independent then most. Living on his own is a huge step up from most of them. My uncle was still going home on weekends in his late 20's for my Avo to do his laundry. I know some of my second cousins lived at home until close to 30.
See I think it’s normal especially in my friends to stay at home till late, houses are just so expensive

I bet someone’s happy about this
 
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See I think it’s normal especially in my friends to stay at home till late, houses are just so expensive

I bet someone’s happy about this
:ROFLMAO: She probably did a screen shot of her name and uses it as her phone background.
 
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See I think it’s normal especially in my friends to stay at home till late, houses are just so expensive

I bet someone’s happy about this
😂😂 Oh no! She's just going to keep popping up isn't she? He'll be married with kids in years to come but she'll still be hanging around as his ex fling 😂
 
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I think my first football crush was Torres maybe 🥴. I struggle to remember. Why did I like him 😂
I think Ruben just looks a lot better with it fluffy. But he’s fit no matter what
Not sure what these are but they’re like fluffy but styled. My absolute favourite 🥰

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Fernando Torres was also my first crush. I still think he’s cute and he’s crazy buff now ha
Honestly I always say to my dad he should have moved us back to Portugal because the men are in another world compared to Canadian men....sorry not sorry. Though I will say a good chunk of Portuguese men tend to be mama's boys in my experience.
as a Canadian I concur. There’s a small portion of cute guys but they are usually from immigrant families. Mostly not babes. The Iberian peninsula makes some really handsome men.
 
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I love how none of them dare actually hit him
What the hell is going on with Kalvin's hair?? Bizarre.
John "I can't hit my bestie" bless
 
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