Ruben Dias #8 He’s So Handsome, He’s So Cute, Can We See Him In His Birthday Suit

[Donald23]

Still not overly impressed on the new shots - there’s abit too much “orange” and I’m not sure I agree with the oversized look on the clothes (and the random mug?) - BUT it is definitely an improvement!

Hope everyone is well and looking forward to the game tonight!

I am confused about Saturdays game - it flashed up on Sky last night that it’s on tv but it’s a 3pm kick off? So that can’t be right can it?

It’s on sky
Sky had the rights so it was going to be moved but because of the kings coronation and lack of police to move it earlier or to Sunday they’ve broke the rule to allow it on tv

 

[Spectacles]

Light cologne mixed with a touch of fresh right guard , something like that ..clean Man ....like delicate fresh oranges

And a bit minty too

 

[Miss Sally]

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Bless he took his hat off for the picture
Not keen on the white socks

 

[futbolista]

Sorry for blur

 

[CeCesworld]

I love that he has a homemade birthday cake. Mama’s cooking is always the best!
So cute.

 

[Donald23]

No I think it's entirely reasonable.
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I think if we gender-swap this it makes a good anthem for our love of Ruben

Goss we cannot assume he has gendered himself as male, RDG will be having a field day
I hope they all sing happy birthday to him on Sunday

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I like it!!!!!

 

[VC10]

If I met him and he smelt of expensive cologne I'd DIE

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I’m actually obsessed with his body. Is that sHaLlOw

 

[Spectacles]

No I think it's entirely reasonable.
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I think if we gender-swap this it makes a good anthem for our love of Ruben

His body is just big, strong and cuddly all at the same time. Also not to totally objectify him he comes across really sweet. A bit of a hot nerd (Clark Kent if you will ) I'd definitely swipe right

 

[AdsB]

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now his nipples are staring into my soul as well

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I think my first football crush was Torres maybe . I struggle to remember. Why did I like him
I think Ruben just looks a lot better with it fluffy. But he’s fit no matter what
Not sure what these are but they’re like fluffy but styled. My absolute favourite

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Torres was cute at Liverpool! The freckles!

Ruben is obviously our man though. That first pic his hair looks a bit bedheady and it's giving me feelings.

 

[Just Drive]

See I think it’s normal especially in my friends to stay at home till late, houses are just so expensive

I bet someone’s happy about this

She probably did a screen shot of her name and uses it as her phone background.

 

[CeCesworld]

He prob get a massage and does active recovery/stretching with Mario to help. You’ll always see athletes on the stationary bikes post matches bc it helps alleviate lactic acid that builds up in legs and cause soreness.

someone asked on tiktok - didn’t pep yell at erling? I was like bro two things can happen at once . He can defend his players but still give them a stern talking to because it could have cost us the match.

Back to Ruben

I don’t think I have ever been turned on by a man removing his socks before…..

 

[Spectacles]

He’s alluring when he removes his socks, when he brushes his teeth, it’s absolutely ridiculous.

We love him too much

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

 

[Spectacles]

If you want to know.. it's said, "Don't lower your standard just because you want a boyfriend" on the first part.. Then it's said "the standard" when the slide of Ruben's pics displayed.. I totally agree!!!
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After seeing this video, I realised I miss him

He's so funny in that - Why is my skin grey? Someone said on the footballer thread that Haaland's pic looks like a piece of toast and I can't unsee it now

 

[Just Drive]

 

[CeCesworld]

Why does that video turn me on

Because this man has the ability to turn anyone on at any time. It's like a super power.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

@Donald23 I got some groovy biscuits from Aldi today. Oh my god I forgot how good they are. I didn’t see Deanos I need another look
I’m starving today .
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Oh my godddd. The thighs. His shorts pulled up like that does serious things to me
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I actually don’t know how anyone could be Rubén’s wife and not completely lose their mind. Imagine waking up to THAT GORGEOUS MAN.It’s no wonder he’s single really.
it’s that saying don’t meet your idols isn’t it goss. I could never look him in the eye after lusting over him on here. Or could I

We'd have to think of an alibi for knowing each other that's not here so that whoever gets to marry him can invite everyone else to the wedding.

I would be a terrible wife, I wouldn't let him out of bed. But then, he's surely already earned enough money to keep us in comfort, so maybe it'd all work out. He might miss the challenges of his job but I'm sure I could think of some little tasks to keep him occupied.