I hope someone else gets what I mean here otherwise I’ll sound insane, but she reminds me of one of those loud, rough women who get on the bus and immediately set about making themselves the main character, taking five minutes to piss about buying a ticket before swapping seats every five minutes so everyone looks at them, shouting “Is this the 50?! bleeping hell! Where are we?! Oh my god I thought I was on the wrong bus there! He hates me this driver! Her proper hates me doesn’t he! Sorry driver! I thought you was going the wrong way! Sorry babes! Everyone’s dead moody on this bus! Aargh I need to get off! Oh no it’s the wrong stop!”