Rosie Londoner #5

[nawyedidnae]

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the absolute last thing I wanted when having contractions was a roll in the hay

the link to the birth story of you aren’t bothered by clicks (trust me, it’s full of annoying pretentious twaddle!)

https://www.thelondoner.me/2019/03/birth-story.html

This is the biggest pile of tit I’ve ever seen.
So misleading - AS IF her husband “set up the pool” when she was so far into labour.

Live and let live, but a home birth was SO far from what I wanted for my babies I can’t be arsed with the way she makes it sound like a fairytale.

 

[Author123]

This is the biggest pile of tit I’ve ever seen.
So misleading - AS IF her husband “set up the pool” when she was so far into labour.

Live and let live, but a home birth was SO far from what I wanted for my babies I can’t be arsed with the way she makes it sound like a fairytale.

Home birth is actually my idea of a nightmare, even more so having been through the ‘giving birth’ thing since she posted her birth story!

My friend gave birth at home for her second but the reason for it was not to have a fairytale but more because no.1 came so quickly that there were no guarantees she’d be able to make it to hospital in time, so obviously there are good reasons to have one, but absolutely not for me.

What irks me though is how dismissive she is of hospital births as if she is making a superior choice by giving birth at home in their rental.

 

[bugeyeboo]

I couldnt stand the way she went on about finding the right doctor and hospital and paying for a private midwife, absolutely dripping with privilege and ignorance.

 

[Now What]

I couldnt stand the way she went on about finding the right doctor and hospital and paying for a private midwife, absolutely dripping with privilege and ignorance.

This is what I was trying to remember. It seemed as if she mentioned not seeing doctors for usual check-ups or she was doing alternative for some reason. I read into it that she was keeping everything secret because she knew she wasn't having a Spring baby. Or it could have been the fact that she and husband are oh so famous they needed strict privacy. Who knows with her.

 

[nawyedidnae]

Home birth is actually my idea of a nightmare, even more so having been through the ‘giving birth’ thing since she posted her birth story!

My friend gave birth at home for her second but the reason for it was not to have a fairytale but more because no.1 came so quickly that there were no guarantees she’d be able to make it to hospital in time, so obviously there are good reasons to have one, but absolutely not for me.

What irks me though is how dismissive she is of hospital births as if she is making a superior choice by giving birth at home in their rental.

Exactly- I think it’s pretty it’s selfish- hats off to those who have done it but I just think the risk isn’t worth it.
If I had a home birth with either of my babies (I was low risk) I or my babies would have been in a lot of danger had it not been for the panic button and a team of doctors coming in each time.

 

[Calabria]

Yeh definitely, her whole online life is a story

These excessive children's parties are really ridiculous, young children will be happy with some cheap junk food and party games, the rest is just for the adults to show off

Does anyone remember hanushka? She is from Baku and used to have a blog I cannot remember the name of. Rosie went to her insnely lavish engagement party but not thr wedding. Anyway I saw on her social media stories from her children's bday party and ir was just ridiculously ostentatious, especially atm when almost everyone is struggling, the UK is just endless strikes of underpaid workers it just really annoys me

Hanushka’s site

Luxury Marionette - The Luxury Marionette

Luxury Marionette is a resolutely opinionated luxury lifestyle magazine. Written by a host of amazing contributors and bloggers, working in partnership with the very best photographers. Your one and only guide to the best travel, food, beauty and style. Honest reviews and intelligent content for...

www.luxury-marionette.com

 

[msmith2006]

Hanushka’s site

Luxury Marionette - The Luxury Marionette

Luxury Marionette is a resolutely opinionated luxury lifestyle magazine. Written by a host of amazing contributors and bloggers, working in partnership with the very best photographers. Your one and only guide to the best travel, food, beauty and style. Honest reviews and intelligent content for...

www.luxury-marionette.com

She looks very different now. Has obvs had work done , lost weight and got new boobs - looks amazing for it to be fair

 

[Now What]

Wasn't there a Rose scandal around the time Hanushka was getting married? Supposedly Rose was trying to steal her friends' wealthy boyfriends (like Phoebe's Carlo), which resulted in her not being invited to a lot of things.

 

[emm]

Wasn't there a Rose scandal around the time Hanushka was getting married? Supposedly Rose was trying to steal her friends' wealthy boyfriends (like Phoebe's Carlo), which resulted in her not being invited to a lot of things.

I remember reading about that on gomi, does make sense if you are invited to an engagement party aren't you usually invited to the wedding? (Don't know anyone fancy enough to have had an engagement party so I have no idea )

 

[Now What]

I remember reading about that on gomi, does make sense if you are invited to an engagement party aren't you usually invited to the wedding? (Don't know anyone fancy enough to have had an engagement party so I have no idea )

I think it also happened with Stephanie Desmond (party but not wedding).

 

[#ad#aff]

This is the biggest pile of tit I’ve ever seen.
So misleading - AS IF her husband “set up the pool” when she was so far into labour.

Live and let live, but a home birth was SO far from what I wanted for my babies I can’t be arsed with the way she makes it sound like a fairytale.

Hahaha. My fav bit is when Peej patronises the duck out of her like ‘oh you poor fragile female, just shut the duck up and have a c section’ and she tries to romanticise it.

 

[emm]

I think it also happened with Stephanie Desmond (party but not wedding).

Who is this Stephanie?

 

[soirritated]

Who is this Stephanie?

Ex finance industry, Uber executive, absolutely gorgeous, married an Irish BILLIONAIRES son, amazing wedding.

 

[Now What]

Who is this Stephanie?

She was Stephanie Smart, great friends with Alexandra Bayley. Rose desperately wanted to be part of their group.

 

[QuiteTheChin]

Is Alexandra Bayley the one that married the grandad?

 

[bugeyeboo]

You’d think she’d have mentioned something about this sad news, seeing as ohh you know, they profited off this kid’s tragedy last year?
(The story of the children’s football team stuck in a flooded underground cave)

But sure Rose. Go touch a tree and think about what it is you love about yourself

 

[really_whythough]

You’d think she’d have mentioned something about this sad news, seeing as ohh you know, they profited off this kid’s tragedy last year?
(The story of the children’s football team stuck in a flooded underground cave)

But sure Rose. Go touch a tree and think about what it is you love about yourself

How did they profit off it? Must have missed that. Sad story.

 

[emm]

How did they profit off it? Must have missed that. Sad story.

Her husband made a film about it

 

[really_whythough]

Her husband made a film about it

Oh really! Crazy. Yes, she’s more about the ‘Tom Cruise Christmas cake’ end of things, isn’t she?!

 

[ToxicPony]

I really don't understand why she wears so many frumpy wrap dresses and satin pjs, she looks so much better and younger even in just a hoody and leggings.