ML gone home now, has he?
Do Trading Standards or whoever do test purchases from deliveroo and the like to check they're not delivering to under-age people? Because that wouldn't surprise me, and the deliveroo person isn't going to risk jeopardising their job, however crappy and poorly paid.I reckon it was
'This is an age restricted delivery, I need to hand it to somebody over 18'
'My Mum's in bed'
'It's got a bottle of gin in it, I can't give it to you'
'MUM! MUM!'
<Snoring sounds>
'She's asleep'
'I can't give it to you, then'
'But that's our dinner'
'OK, I'll leave you the food, but I can't leave you the rest'
3 hours later
'WHERE'S MY bleeping GIN????????'
'The Uber man took it'.
Do Trading Standards or whoever do test purchases from deliveroo and the like to check they're not delivering to under-age people? Because that wouldn't surprise me, and the deliveroo person isn't going to risk jeopardising their job, however crappy and poorly paid.
Yes this seems a very likely scenario. With RSM keen to believe the driver just kept it.I reckon it was
'This is an age restricted delivery, I need to hand it to somebody over 18'
'My Mum's in bed'
'It's got a bottle of gin in it, I can't give it to you'
'MUM! MUM!'
<Snoring sounds>
'She's asleep'
'I can't give it to you, then'
'But that's our dinner'
'OK, I'll leave you the food, but I can't leave you the rest'
3 hours later
'WHERE'S MY bleeping GIN????????'
'The Uber man took it'.
She’s a fkin threat to the publicbleeping hell, Loulou, the orders are packed and sealed by the restaurants. If something is missing it’s nowt to do with the driver, who is paid an absolute pittance by the way.
A threat to the public is a bomb, or a crazy person with a machete. Not some poor underpaid driver giving your cheeky, entitled little tit of a daughter a taste of her own medicine.
''Buttery soft''What is with grifters and this buttery soft business
So true. I think at most it’s something like others have said and they’ve refused to hand a restricted item over to RN (rightly so) and told RN to get to duck when RN tried to demand it.If it was genuine she'd have the full, excruciating 32 tweet thread posted.
My theory: someone blew the budget on takeaways and gin and now desperately needs a refund for groceries
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Casually throwing out death threats now, is it? As so many have said, the fact we're not getting anything close to approaching the full story rather suggests there's a lot more to the situation than "Evil delivery driver STOLE FROM ME and ABUSED MY KIDS."