Roadside Mum #8 This is a criminal endeavour

[Wooh]

Why does she want everyone to believe the Krays are so terrifying?
Personality features of the krays
-tatty unkemp hair (N)
- breaks/loses stuff (mainly N)
- breathtaking model looks (LO)
- history genius (LO)
-was top of class until taken from school/moved to (N)
- double hard bastards who want to wear your skin and carry shivs (both)

It's RN who has the model looks, I promise.

I'm just trying to avoid fishing for smarm correcting us x

 

[HotesTilaire]

Ok so attractive, genius, evil double-hard bastard tweenagers.

 

[Notmycat]

Tell me you are a shite parent without telling me you are a shite parent..

So L.O. is (allegedly) having homicidal thoughts (and making specific plans) and the first.thing the "responsible adult" does is post about it on Twitter... no mention of addressing it.


duck me sideways. I know it's RSM we are talking about.

Looking back my mum did it all wrong as this was well before Twitter's time, she never posted about it online.. Tbh she never talked about it at all. Stigma and shame. I digress.
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[HotesTilaire]

Yes let’s all simper over the shady genius of the child! And how much she loves her dear Mama!
Tragic. In my day, your mate got a guy and on a drunken night out you’d overstep boundaries and vaguely threaten him, treat her right or else/she’s my best mate/you upset her and I will…
but we were barely out of our teens.

RSM at her big age, no friends, pretending her kid is her “ride or die” mate.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Yes let’s all simper over the shady genius of the child! And how much she loves her dear Mama!
Tragic. In my day, your mate got a guy and on a drunken night out you’d overstep boundaries and vaguely threaten him, treat her right or else/she’s my best mate/you upset her and I will…
but we were barely out of our teens.

RSM at her big age, no friends, pretending her kid is her “ride or die” mate.

It's creepy isn't it? Not so much the child said it (if they actually did) but the fact RSM didn't say that was an appalling way to talk about anyone.
She's pretending to be shocked when it's obvious she loves it. 'People fighting over little old me'.
She's always been wierdly impressed with her children's horrible behaviour. But she is a horrible parent so I guess that figures.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Yes well she wants to hope the enmeshed child doesn’t go rogue and do a Gypsy Rose Blanchard

 

[usefullyuseless]

I thought he was a boring old duffer, which is why he had time to bother with her nonsense

Ninnies, I must take full responsibility for this misunderstanding. Louisa posted about ML 'retiring ages ago' and I mistook it as retiring from work but she meant he went to bed early.

I'm going to run with this lore though as Hotes says, he must be a boring aul fella to bother with her crap and as the saying goes there's no fool like an old fool

 

[L3moning]

Old Harold strikes again!

 

[FlashBoof]

Yeah but she thinks she’s sex on a stick, so

She absolutely does, doesn’t she.

I think she said he retired early meaning he went to bed earlier in the evening. But we ran with the alternative meaning.

Sooooo working class poor. I recalll that turn of phrase frequently employed on Jeremy Kyle AND Benefits Street.

 

[BlendedSlop]

This is getting weird.

Also, nice paedophilia "joke", Louisa.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I actually think someone else is controlling her account Jack

 

[Shimmering]

She's trashed on gin. It's the only explanation for these "edgy" tweets about murder and sex offenders.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Three gins and she’s all inappropriate dad jokes. How many until she hits “there’s too many of them here”

 

[Shimmering]

Three gins and she’s all inappropriate dad jokes. How many until she hits “there’s too many of them here”

Gets angry drunk that she excuses as "the ME made me verbally abuse you".

 

[HotesTilaire]

 

[BlendedSlop]

Think I'd rather have taken my chances with the poisoned cookies TBH.

 

[Shimmering]

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Think I'd rather have taken my chances with the poisoned cookies TBH.

Jeez her poor kids in the same house as that grim coupling

 

[Jelly Bean]

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Think I'd rather have taken my chances with the poisoned cookies TBH.

Oh bleurgh.
P*ssy.
I think I'm on the children's side now.

 

[Wooh]

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Think I'd rather have taken my chances with the poisoned cookies TBH.

That first sentence instantly turned into a movie in my brain. God, I did not need that.

Also,no idea what the cat joke is. Don't worry, I don't need to.

Edit: oh, right, thanks @Jelly Bean.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Yeah it’s so very tit nobody would get it

Why is RSM now possessed by one of The Inbetweeners (Jay)