First, Hahaaaa "in fairness...many *normal* parents"
This has made me laugh.
EDIT STOP PRESS. SMART ARSE HISTORIAN HAVING A HARD TIME AT SCHOOL
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Secondly, golly, she's peaking early with thread titles, though let it be known I'm voting for the internal expectation of a cuke.
These: two from two tweets to Travelodge
• Skulking about in secret impresses no one
• I want to know, am I worthy of survival?
Have a good day, Jade, my internal expectation is that you'll be strong, like a cucumber