She's been tweeting incessantly since about 3am (cba screenshotting as it's mostly inane bollocks). No wonder her sleep schedule's fucked.
How's the zine coming along, Louisa?
How's the zine coming along, Louisa?
Yeah I often think that. I suppose she’d argue that it’s illness that messes up the sleep schedule. But I can’t help thinking that trying to sort the sleep schedule would be a healthy thing to doShe's been tweeting incessantly since about 3am (cba screenshotting as it's mostly inane bollocks). No wonder her sleep schedule's fucked.
How's the zine coming along, Louisa?
No. I used to follow her when she first appeared on Twitter and seemed like quite a sane, if angry, person. I unfollowed because these kinds of nonsensical threads gave me a headache and I never understood what she was saying. She tweets like someone who starts talking midway through a train of thought and thinks everyone else should already know what they’re talking avout.View attachment 1590215View attachment 1590217View attachment 1590219
Can anyone tell me what the duck she's going on about here? Like, I understand all the words in the thread and *think* I get the overall message she's trying to convey but there's clearly some additional context here that she hasn't gone into.
Nice evoking of dead bodies, too. Jack's influence, no doubt.
I cannot believe a fox shat on her toaster. This is the best toaster lie since Jack Monroe claimed not to own one whilst owning one that says toaster in big letters on it. In fact it may be my favourite ever lie about a toaster.I have been faaaaar too busy to keep up with our usual grifters and scroungers - I have been dipping my toe softly and gently into Queen Grifter but, frankly, I would have to be working a 100 hour week at Tattle reading to keep up lately.
I quite admired her unabashed “give me money so I can have a holiday” approach. Obviously is cheeky but at least it’s honest cheek - unlike Jacks Patreon or the minor grifter pretending she is a recipe writer and compiling a book!
I have raised eyebrows around this though - after all, she crowdfunded an expensive wheelchair on the strength of paying it forward (which hasn’t happened) and in the context of crowdfunding holidays and extra outings from strangers on the internet, along with the cheeky comment from one of her kids (@dhoty) it seems we might well be looking at another desperate plea in 5,4,3, 2…….
(PS - No toaster you say? Who woudda thunk it!)
The fact that you even have a favourite lie about toasters to choose from says an awful lot about the world we now live in.I cannot believe a fox shat on her toaster. This is the best toaster lie since Jack Monroe claimed not to own one whilst owning one that says toaster in big letters on it. In fact it may be my favourite ever lie about a toaster.
To borrow a quote:The fact that you even have a favourite lie about toasters to choose from says an awful lot about the world we now live in.
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Can anyone tell me what the duck she's going on about here? Like, I understand all the words in the thread and *think* I get the overall message she's trying to convey but there's clearly some additional context here that she hasn't gone into.
Nice evoking of dead bodies, too. Jack's influence, no doubt.
Contextual translation:Please don't suggest any of the free community activities which include cooking lessons or food technology information as a kind of quid pro quo, as they may be humiliating, they may assist mainly the organisers (and not the participants), and people may kill themselves
I've typed two threads about booking my children into school holiday sports clubs or community fun days knowing that lunch will be provided and that a food/cooking info session for parents was part of the deal. I am considerably more superior than any other attendee, so sneered at the facilitators. In my "writing", I like to regularly imply people will die because it invokes the shocked likes that I like, though (gulp) it's getting harder to get those likes. I had to write this one about past, not current, events, actually so duck off and DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT
Further to above, tweets. I'm exhausted like JM is exhaustedLiteral translation:
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She's such a bullshitter! I don't believe they use a food bank or launderette. Sure she didn't even know when her local food bank opened when she rang up demanding them to open on the bank holiday, and the amount of twitter threads she's done about her washing machine ... come on RSM you fantasist.CBA to screenshot but she has a massive Grifty rattle thread going on tonight
I think the last paragraph is her telling on herself and how she grew up.She's such a bullshitter! I don't believe they use a food bank or launderette. Sure she didn't even know when her local food bank opened when she rang up demanding them to open on the bank holiday, and the amount of twitter threads she's done about her washing machine ... come on RSM you fantasist.
I can't stand the way she goes on as if everyone else is taking their kids on elaborate weekend trips constantly. Read the room love, there's a cost of living crisis.
ridiculous thread. I read it thinking well I didn’t buy my child any toy she wanted, I didn’t take her on extravagant outings at weekends, I was (still am) a huge fan of the yellow sticker counter, love a browse in a charity shop, live a big bag of hand-me-downs. None of these things necessarily say poverty to me. I’m just not extravagant/profligate. And I don’t believe a 10 year old said “create stability”She's such a bullshitter! I don't believe they use a food bank or launderette. Sure she didn't even know when her local food bank opened when she rang up demanding them to open on the bank holiday, and the amount of twitter threads she's done about her washing machine ... come on RSM you fantasist.
I can't stand the way she goes on as if everyone else is taking their kids on elaborate weekend trips constantly. Read the room love, there's a cost of living crisis.