Pahahaha that little Sugar Baby story is the most pathetic thing I’ve read for a while. You have to be as shallow as a puddle to think that sounds like a good life, and thick as mince to think it’s even remotely believeable - I mean, they left out the fact she probably would have to be sucking on some sweaty, hairy, fat, saggy old man’s balls the night before to earn it all, for one thing.
I suppose the part about needing coke to have sex with her Sugar Daddy is believable though

you’d probably need to be off your face!