There will be no wedding....
If you recall, just before/at the start of lockdown #1 Steve disappeared from videos and ig stories, Bogtrotter was posting manic tik toks and telling anyone who would listen she was size 10 even though wide leg trousers in size 10 we're fitting her like drainpipe skinny jeans, and when she showed the spare room it looked like someone had been sleeping in there.
Then Steve returned to stories with his "rebecca" tit tattoo and they were booking the wedding and the main thing Eggy Beggy was looking forward to was "all the guests looking at her."
The wedding was then cancelled due to "covid" despite the fact they could have easily got married in a registry office if they were desperate to be married after 10 yearsss togevvurrr and stuff and had a big party when the rules eased.
So this time, Steve disappears, we get a (heavily edited) picture of Bogtrotter in her shorts and crop top claiming she's "lost a stone" when the week before she'd allegedly only lost 8lbs, a strange sequence of events ensues where it looks like they're sharing custody of the boys only for him to re-appear on her gram at Xmas acting like they're going for the world record of who can write the most "loved up" (vomit inducing) posts and now talk of the wedding has miraculously begun again! This time however, Beggy claims they both only ever wanted a small wedding even though the thing Bogtrotter was most looking forward to last time was "all the guests looking at her"
It's so obvious what happens... Steve gets caught cheating with a very svelte lady, Reb furiously claims she's a size 10/lost a stone so there's no suggestion Steve cheated cos she's a fat bird and Steve doesn't like fat birds, she kicks him out (either just to go through the motions or because she wants to do that deep down then ultimately realises she would be ruining the illusion to her flowers of Beggy Lamb with the perfect life/relationship) then takes him back on the condition he marries her. This time I reckon it wasn't just a one night stand, he was having a full blown affair hence the mysterious "gorrlllstuhhn" attacks always on a weekend to stop him going out.
Don't worry Begs, he'll find another excuse love