So Dingle hun, if you werent looking for a rich husband tell us what it was that made your 19 year old self wanna get pregnant 8 months after you met the beaver toothed, aston martin driving, 9 years older Steven Walter?
Rebecca Lamb #93 Here’s a Chanel bag I aren’t buying, I’m still a size 10 hunny I aren’t lying.
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She's the poster girl for "how not to be a gold digging slapper".
She fell at the final hurdle because Beaver won't marry her and when (not if) he fucks off, she'll be left with nothing.
Now when it comes to being "the camel toe pornhub star from t'dales", she will have that title forever.
Hahaha this makes me think of Mrs murton...
"So Debbie, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"
She's bloody funny without realising it isn't she! And begs Hun, you ain't nobodies wife
Not entirely true now is it. She won’t be left with nothing, she’ll have all her abundance to keep her warm at night and she can just
manifest an even uglier man to pay her bills and have another baby with which she can neglect 
I do t think she's wearing it on the wrong hand I think it's just the camera that flipped it so it looks like it's on the right but it's not.
What is going on with her lips? She looks dog rough at the moment.
“The greatest investment you’ll ever make is in yourself” hahahaha and don’t you embody that statement to the max hunnipot?
No….. the greatest investment you’ll ever make Rebecca is in nurturing your family, contributing in a meaningful way, and putting others way before yourself all day long.
Nobody believed that inspirational claptrap in the 80’s but you carry on doing you and see what “rewards” that brings. Oh and by the way get a job and wash your hair you lazy mare.
and don’t you embody that statement to the max hunnipot?No….. the greatest investment you’ll ever make Rebecca is in nurturing your family, contributing in a meaningful way, and putting others way before yourself all day long.
Nobody believed that inspirational claptrap in the 80’s but you carry on doing you and see what “rewards” that brings. Oh and by the way get a job and wash your hair you lazy mare.
She’s inspired me with her irony today…
An old Steve turned 38
He sold some knackered cars and cried the next day
It's a black tutu in your Hey-day
It's a missed period two weeks too late…
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
It's like pain…. No wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the life coach advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Beever teeth was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his pets goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the trolls crashed down, he thought
"Well, isn't this nice?"
REPEAT CHORUS
Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and lumis are selling welllll
And life has a funny way of helping you out
When you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-parking sign and your Range Rover breaks
It's like ten thousand trolls when all you need is a like
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And never being his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic
And, yeah, I really do think…
REPEAT CHORUS
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
An old Steve turned 38He sold some knackered cars and cried the next day
It's a black tutu in your Hey-day
It's a missed period two weeks too late…
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
It's like pain…. No wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the life coach advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Beever teeth was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his pets goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the trolls crashed down, he thought
"Well, isn't this nice?"
REPEAT CHORUS
Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and lumis are selling welllll
And life has a funny way of helping you out
When you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-parking sign and your Range Rover breaks
It's like ten thousand trolls when all you need is a like
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And never being his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic
And, yeah, I really do think…
REPEAT CHORUS
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Her lips look like they’re going to explode!
Actually sang that out in my head!She’s inspired me with her irony today…
He sold some knackered cars and cried the next day
It's a black tutu in your Hey-day
It's a missed period two weeks too late…
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
It's like pain…. No wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the life coach advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Beever teeth was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his pets goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the trolls crashed down, he thought
"Well, isn't this nice?"
REPEAT CHORUS
Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and lumis are selling welllll
And life has a funny way of helping you out
When you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-parking sign and your Range Rover breaks
It's like ten thousand trolls when all you need is a like
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And never being his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic
And, yeah, I really do think…
REPEAT CHORUS
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Me too
Me too!
And me
She looks like that momo thing that was going around the other year and scaring kids!!
Frightening
Ya welcome hunnipots
Beggy and her brows
I wish she’d get her internet fixed. I need the hourly entertainment.
She might wanna focus on being a half decent mother firstHaven't caught up yet, but Jesus Mary Joseph and the wee donkey
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You're good for a laugh beggy I'll give you that
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