I came here with the exact same screen shot. Anything that isn’t beige is getting picked out of the food, the sandwiches had lettuce in them so that’ll be pulled out by all 4 of them. I get that she attempted to do something ‘fun’ for her kids but it all looks bleeping dire. Like someone said earlier, she could’ve done better for a fraction of the price.
Certainly wasn't enough for 2 adults and 2 children. Would have been better to have done them a little tea and a party at home.
Awwww bleeping hell
for afternoon tea you pay per head don't you 
she'll have paid for an afternoon tea for 2 "but we can just share"
Find it baffling that alfeh appears to still be using a plastic fork
Because you have been reading tattle and want to prove how well you can do Halloween for your kids!?Has she sat them at the table on their own with just a measly cheap tablecloth and fed them a ‘nourishing’ tea of SupaNoodles and sausages?
Why would you? Whyyyyyyy?
If she can’t trust him to go out on his own without suspicion or having some sort of meltdown at him, she should reevaluate her life choices and/or grow the duck up. He’s entitled to his own social life and she’s entitled to a relationship with someone who gives her no doubts about their dickish intentions.
)... we were supposed to do some baking but then our neighbours brought cakes round so we didn’t bother... this was going to be our first year trick or treating but it’s that cold and wet we didn’t go and the children understand why. The last thing I would have done though was drag them out to a garden centre for afternoon bloody tea! They’d have been bored out of their minds! I really do feel sorry for those boys. She will probably buy a pumpkin tomorrow for 20p and carve it next weekend... she is SO behind with things it’s painful. I also feel sorry for Alfie heading back to school tomorrow... 3 weeks since he was last there, not spoken a single word to any of his class mates, not done a jot of work... he must feel very lost.
I don't think there's any shame in people who are parents having a good boozy night out once in a while
the problem is they say true colours come out when drinking and we all know Steve thinks with his little chipolata sausage despite his curated IG posts 
Couldn’t agree more, in my opinion Steve is clearly still out flirting and chatting up girls, and he’s doing it because he’s not happy with beggy. He doesn’t seem like he’s settled with her the way she seems to be with him. That and the fact he’s already cheated on her I’d say he won’t be around for too long. From what I see he definitely isn’t in love with her. Which is sad because it’s obvious to see she’s infatuated with him. To the point where she puts him before her kids. The both of them are a disgrace. Their kids are clearly not a priority to either of them.
They have two teas... There's one Halloween themed one for the boys and her and panface look like they have a normal one for themselves.Awwww bleeping hell
Beavis and butt head obviously ate everything despite gorlstuuhhhns hence why the boys needed food when they got home
Best weekend "in business" ever apparently
