Rebecca Lamb #79 Show us your veg, not your vag

[Charl28]

Rebeccas lightbulb moment *tit I actually have to eat fruit and veg now*

 

[unknown95]

Loads of veg? she never makes any sense? Wish to eat?

 

[Eat more cake]

Becky's healtheh food swaps:

Dairy free chocolate mousse
McDonald's Fillet O Fish with diet corrke
Dairy free cake jar without ice cream
Oat pancakes with skinny chocolate spread
Just one brownie at Billy Bob's
Oven chips and a sausage without the batter when Steve goes chip shop
Thin crust pizza with dairy free cheese
Just half a packet of biscuits with a brew
Extra spinach in a slorrr cooker curreh
Fruit Solero instead of a Magnum

Sad but it's probably accurate. I swear her earlier videos in the old house when Alfeh was small she could sort of cook.

 

[roselee99]

I actually can't cope with the tea tonight, what even is that I follow so many food accounts and all their meals look so delicious then you get hers looking like cat sick should at least make some sort of an effort.

 

[Eat more cake]

Loads of veg? she never makes any sense? Wish to eat?

What's the orange lumps that look hard as rocks?

 

[Minnie2912]

Loads of veg, my one year old has just eaten more veg than that for her tea

 

[user987654321]

‘Can’t wish to eat it’. Can she not just do a quick spell check before posting stories? Considering this is her ‘job’?

 

[Unknown3]

And loads of veg literally pissing myself, dear god Rebecca, you really are stupid

 

[Frenchie]

My dog eats more veg than that in his food pouches

 

[Cooper123]

Ah she’s a bloody boring dick, nobody cares what you’re shovelling down your neck hun. Seriously, when your dinner looks that tit would you even dream of posting it? !

 

[Kattykat10]

That really isn’t loads of veg but I suppose for her it’s a year’s worth

 

[Win]

What the hell is that food?

 

[ChubClubThug]

Loads of veg? she never makes any sense? Wish to eat?

There's about 40 sweetcorn kernels on that plate

 

[Babs2010]

Loads of veg! Is she serious?!? I use more spinach than that for my 2 year old. Also, if she isn’t eating carbs she needs to make sure her plate has about 3x the veg she has there or she’ll be hungry within half an hour!

 

[Z14m]

omg I can't cope
She wouldn't survive in our household if that's the definition of loads....my children consume double that portion in one sitting!

 

[virgofalls]

Interested to see how this goes. Unhealthy food is her life. Like it's probably all she has to look forward to living the drab existence she does.

What sweet snack to have in front of the telly, what takeaway to pick up, what she'll order at the multiple restaurants she goes to per week, what yummeh things she can pick up at the food shop for a treat ...

She's going to be bleeping miserable.

 

[roselee99]

Loads of veg! Is she serious?!? I use more spinach than that for my 2 year old. Also, if she isn’t eating carbs she needs to make sure her plate has about 3x the veg she has there or she’ll be hungry within half an hour!

That was literally one piece of spinach

 

[Lemonsqueezy123!]

I don’t understand the spinach leaf covering the cod

 

[Bec3007]

The carrots look undercooked and the broccoli looks over cooked, it’s practically non existent How is that even possible

 

[Lemonsqueezy123!]

I have a feeling the orange stuff is sweet bitatoe