(Alanis Morrissette,
Ironic)
A mum of two
, almost 28,
A Social Media Influencer who hoped she was late,
Wants a babeh gurrll, but Beaver says “no way”,
Got system ovaries, in hospital all day.
And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
It's the lumi flogging, every day,
It's saying she's a size ten, when there's just no way.
It's the daily sex, but the word she can't say,
And we’ve all got her figured.
Mr. Play the Field, loved the ride,
He met a headcase, kissed his freedom goodbye,
All the cars in the world, won't make his life right,
And as he looks around him now, he thinks
"Well, isn't this shite?"
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
It’s a covid delayed wedding day,
It’s a load of media hype, anyway,
It’s the tattle advice that she just doesn’t take,
And we’ve all got her figured.