Rebecca Lamb #64 pretending she’s rich, kids look like extras from Oliver Twist

[Foolmeonce]

Today Beaver could have said:
1) I think we should stay and do some school work with Alfie.
2) I think we should buy some proper beds for the boys.
3) I think we need to get Woody some shoes that fit him properly.
But no, he went on an unnecessary journey so they could walk holding hands all "oooh look at us, we love each other so much, be jealous of us all you trolls".
He is as complicit in the poor upbringing of those children as she is.
No excuses.

 

[BrooklynNights]

Also, she hasn’t even used it yet. How is she saying that it’s so bad?
And I ’m sorry but I couldn’t give a crap about a real lumi or a fake one personally. But... I find her latest story so patronising. Imagine you actually work hard, have a full time job, buy your children nice clothes and a real bed to sleep in. But you couldn’t afford £200 for a lumi so you decided to buy a cheaper version, you’d feel a bit belittled by that latest story.
There’s nothing wrong with buying a cheaper version!!! It’s only like buying a supermarket brand rather than branded food!?
Tbh by showing it, she’s just showing that you can buy one for a fraction of the price
PRICK

 

[KMDX]

No Rebecca let me set the record straight,what you actually thought was...

 

[Clarity456]

Here's whats happened, I'd bet my mortgage on it...

She's seen another insta hun she idolises eating salad regularly and as she does with every bit of clothing/foundation shade/holiday destination decided she'd copy...

Now I don't know about you lot but by the age of 27 I knew what foods I did and didn't like so if u knew u hated salad why in the bodeh possitifiteh would you waste money buying it, only to inevitably chuck it in the bin?

What I've noticed Dingle then does is gets angry (seemingly) that she can't afford something or can't pull it off and so then goes on a rant mocking the popular style that she's not quite managing to emulate....

Remember the bathroom rant ("it's not all about having a fancy new suit" ) handbag ( she shared that Gary Vee video about not buying designer clothing to impress people) and today the OTT rant with heaving noises cos salads not her thing

Rebecca Lamb #whatever - Dingle the Salad Dodger

 

[Apple In My Pie]

That salad rant well beggy my love if you actually were a bit more adventurous and chucked in some onion, baby corn, cheese, avocado, potato, peppers you might find your salad is a bit tastier? A few sad dying lettuce leaves and a handful of sweetcorn! can’t cope, how has she gotten to the big age of 27 with such an immature fussy attitude to food. And in front of Woody as well.

 

[WillowM]

Wow where can I get those hair burst gummy bear things ? She is such a good ambassador for this brand , really makes me want to get my hands on them ASAP

 

[Uglybetty12]

I’d love a “self care” bath at 5:30pm instead I’m watching my child fake gag and moan on the fruit she hates this week

 

[Clarity456]

If Caroline had taken her own life due to "online trolling" I think her family would be getting involved in this stupid petition doing the rounds, don't you becks?

Also, I'd say 99% of people on here don't need to learn to be "a kind person" (did anyone else throw up a bit in their mouth when she said that)

Were not the ones convincing desperate single mums in a pandemic to pay hundreds of pounds to "join your team" selling face sanders you can get on Amazon for £35 under the illusion they can make millions.
We're not the ones who stalked a man with a girlfriend.
We're not the ones who spend hundreds on tat for ourselves while our kids go about like street urchins and don't have proper beds.
We're not the ones who visibly favoured one child over another for months.
We're not the ones who say it's annoying we're having to stop our car for 30 seconds for an elderly person to get across the road.
We're not the ones who lambasted a woman who was just minding her own business shopping in Aldi on Instagram, cos her fashion sense didn't meet the dingle standards (not that that counts for anything .)

So do let us know if the documentary taught you to be a "kiiiieeenndd persssssssunn" Won't you eggy begs? Fingers crossed!

 

[Bubbles85]

Find yourself a Steve? work shy, racist, sexist, dribbly creep?! Nah your welcome to him

 

[Mum123]

'Iv bought the boys some new things, I haven't really bought them any clothes during lockdown, because we haven't been anywhere' so why have you bought yourself so many new clothes in lockdown then beggy?

 

[Whatwouldyoudo]

Anyone else hoping it was the Lumi that she knocked on the floor at the end

Rebecca next time your in Aldi, don't be buying the candles, don't be sucked into dupes, spend the cash on Jo Malone

 

[Pussy Galore]

"Imagine being that person" says the racist cunt that never addressed or apologised about his comments. Vile couple

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

Thanks to Ruby's Mum for the new thread title!

I haven't started one before, I bloody hope this is right.

Mod edit, thread title is flagged as derogatory so updated to the 2nd most popular

A recap:

YES, REBECCA HAS FEATURED ON PORNHUB. She posted an obvious camel toe gym wear try on on YouTube and it got lifted to PornHub. Steve pretended they knew and didn't care, but it disappeared pretty quickly.

She was dropped by Channel Scum after some backlash on her Matalan ad. Kids were clearly being heavily directed, and Steve's racist tweets resurfaced. SPEAK ENGLISH OR GO HOME etc.

Reasons Rebecca is a bit of a twat:

She's a pyramid scheme Hun, flogging her overpriced face vibrator Lumi, usually in the form of an undeclared ad insta story. Kindskin.co is her boss babe business account.

She posts about being desperate for a third baby, even though Steve has said he doesn't want this.

She was gifted super trendy house shaped frames for her kids beds, but couldn't be arsed to by the slats to go with, so the kids sleep on mattresses on the floor. In a room in a several hundred year old house, with a boarded up fireplace and single glazed window.

Bought herself a Porsche, which turned out to be twenty years old and Steve's.

The ads completely contradict her lifestyle. Advertising washing powder made to smell like the laundry has been line dried, when she tumble dries all year round. Hair vitamins when her hair is frazzled to fuck. Kids craft activities when they sit in front of the telly all day.

Alfie's home schooling appears to be one worksheet a day, if that.

They go out more during lockdown than at any other time. Driving places for a 'big walk' when they live in the countryside. Popping to get take away Costa, taking the kids with them to the shops, buying cars etc.

Says she won't show the kids as much, Alfie has protested at being filmed, but continues to pimp them out online anyway. Her address is easily found on Google as she loves to tell us it's a house from a TV show.

Loves a bit of toxic positivity. Happy thoughts, happy life etc. Shares body positivity roll grabbing posts once a month, and spends the rest of the time in front of the magic mirror, using filters and Photoshop, and lying about her dress size.

Bought chickens and got bored of them. Bought a dog and got bored of it. Then 'found' a wild cat and kept it.

Deletes any comment/blocks/mutes followers at the first sign they might not be there to lick her arse all the time. Cannot handle any questioning.

Said Covid was just 'hyped up by the media'. Hasn't followed social distancing guidelines. Doesn't give two shits anyway.

Anything else? I'll probably add more later.

 

[Chitterchat]

I don’t think she realises if people had to upload ID to get a social media account, irina & Katrina her sunset loving huns would lose their accounts because they don’t have ID because THEY DONT EXIST

 

[Cooper123]

Rebecca get off that high horse of yours and stop comparing yourself to Caroline flack!! It was not ‘trolls’ that caused that poor woman’s death, now I suggest you stop speculating and attention seeking because what Caroline had to deal with is not the same as you logging on to a site to read about yourself.

 

[Wednesday26]

Just called up my boss and said ‘soz mate I’m on the rag and not feeling it today, going to give WORK a miss, I know, I know, all the women that work here have periods and juggling everything WITHOUT a stay at home beever, etc etc but IV GOT TO PUT ME FIRST’. I’ll prob nip in later and hand out a few toxic positivity quotes and if your lucky, flash a bit of my mince beef’

 

[Mickey19]

If that ‘fake lumi’ company offered her £500 for a post she would soon be singing how amazing it is

 

[Clementine]

Jesus, she’s inflicting her awful lack of colours onto her boys’ clothes too. I have a 3.5 year old girl so EVERYTHING is bright and unicorns and rainbows and fairy dust and all that jazz which she loves. I know that probably wouldn’t go down with a boy Alfie’s age but seriously the stuff she’s chosen is just so blah and insipid. Where’s the character? Where’s the personality?

Wee Woody’s gonna look like either a Ghostbuster or a convicted felon in that boilersuit. Also, who thinks yeah summer’s coming, it’s getting hotter I’ll whack my kid in a boilersuit??!!

 

[Chavlove]

First YouTube video in months and the best she can come up with is an aldi haul

on the plus side though we all know what that means...........food shop bingo!
I’ll start with chicken for Steve because Steve likes chicken so I got him some chicken.

 

[Tedward39]

Beggy: "Got a really busy and stressful time at work at the minute".
Beaver: "tell me about it, maybe I can help".
Beggy: "I need to make the distinction between tuna in spring water/brine/sunflower oil and draw out the differences between a pack of 6 sausages and the reasons why anyone would need to double up on these. Also, re-inventing the wheel when I describe chicken. I can't keep saying that I bought chicken 'cos Steve likes chicken, so I bought him some chicken. It's so hard Steve and to top it all, I need to introduce that you are not able to survive as 2SS and I need to buy more sausages. Shall I just say you need more, or do I fail and say I bought sausages 'cos Steve likes sausages, so I bought him sausages?"