Thanks to Ruby's Mum for the new thread title!
I haven't started one before, I bloody hope this is right.
Mod edit, thread title is flagged as derogatory so updated to the 2nd most popular
A recap:
YES, REBECCA HAS FEATURED ON PORNHUB. She posted an obvious camel toe gym wear try on on YouTube and it got lifted to PornHub. Steve pretended they knew and didn't care, but it disappeared pretty quickly.
She was dropped by Channel Scum after some backlash on her Matalan ad. Kids were clearly being heavily directed, and Steve's racist tweets resurfaced. SPEAK ENGLISH OR GO HOME etc.
Reasons Rebecca is a bit of a twit:
She's a pyramid scheme Hun, flogging her overpriced face vibrator Lumi, usually in the form of an undeclared ad insta story. Kindskin.co is her boss babe business account.
She posts about being desperate for a third baby, even though Steve has said he doesn't want this.
She was gifted super trendy house shaped frames for her kids beds, but couldn't be arsed to by the slats to go with, so the kids sleep on mattresses on the floor. In a room in a several hundred year old house, with a boarded up fireplace and single glazed window.
Bought herself a Porsche, which turned out to be twenty years old and Steve's.
The ads completely contradict her lifestyle. Advertising washing powder made to smell like the laundry has been line dried, when she tumble dries all year round. Hair vitamins when her hair is frazzled to duck. Kids craft activities when they sit in front of the telly all day.
Alfie's home schooling appears to be one worksheet a day, if that.
They go out more during lockdown than at any other time. Driving places for a 'big walk' when they live in the countryside. Popping to get take away Costa, taking the kids with them to the shops, buying cars etc.
Says she won't show the kids as much, Alfie has protested at being filmed, but continues to pimp them out online anyway. Her address is easily found on Google as she loves to tell us it's a house from a TV show.
Loves a bit of toxic positivity. Happy thoughts, happy life etc. Shares body positivity roll grabbing posts once a month, and spends the rest of the time in front of the magic mirror, using filters and Photoshop, and lying about her dress size.
Bought chickens and got bored of them. Bought a dog and got bored of it. Then 'found' a wild cat and kept it.
Deletes any comment/blocks/mutes followers at the first sign they might not be there to lick her arse all the time. Cannot handle any questioning.
Said Covid was just 'hyped up by the media'. Hasn't followed social distancing guidelines. Doesn't give two shits anyway.
Anything else? I'll probably add more later.
I haven't started one before, I bloody hope this is right.
Mod edit, thread title is flagged as derogatory so updated to the 2nd most popular
A recap:
YES, REBECCA HAS FEATURED ON PORNHUB. She posted an obvious camel toe gym wear try on on YouTube and it got lifted to PornHub. Steve pretended they knew and didn't care, but it disappeared pretty quickly.
She was dropped by Channel Scum after some backlash on her Matalan ad. Kids were clearly being heavily directed, and Steve's racist tweets resurfaced. SPEAK ENGLISH OR GO HOME etc.
Reasons Rebecca is a bit of a twit:
She's a pyramid scheme Hun, flogging her overpriced face vibrator Lumi, usually in the form of an undeclared ad insta story. Kindskin.co is her boss babe business account.
She posts about being desperate for a third baby, even though Steve has said he doesn't want this.
She was gifted super trendy house shaped frames for her kids beds, but couldn't be arsed to by the slats to go with, so the kids sleep on mattresses on the floor. In a room in a several hundred year old house, with a boarded up fireplace and single glazed window.
Bought herself a Porsche, which turned out to be twenty years old and Steve's.
The ads completely contradict her lifestyle. Advertising washing powder made to smell like the laundry has been line dried, when she tumble dries all year round. Hair vitamins when her hair is frazzled to duck. Kids craft activities when they sit in front of the telly all day.
Alfie's home schooling appears to be one worksheet a day, if that.
They go out more during lockdown than at any other time. Driving places for a 'big walk' when they live in the countryside. Popping to get take away Costa, taking the kids with them to the shops, buying cars etc.
Says she won't show the kids as much, Alfie has protested at being filmed, but continues to pimp them out online anyway. Her address is easily found on Google as she loves to tell us it's a house from a TV show.
Loves a bit of toxic positivity. Happy thoughts, happy life etc. Shares body positivity roll grabbing posts once a month, and spends the rest of the time in front of the magic mirror, using filters and Photoshop, and lying about her dress size.
Bought chickens and got bored of them. Bought a dog and got bored of it. Then 'found' a wild cat and kept it.
Deletes any comment/blocks/mutes followers at the first sign they might not be there to lick her arse all the time. Cannot handle any questioning.
Said Covid was just 'hyped up by the media'. Hasn't followed social distancing guidelines. Doesn't give two shits anyway.
Anything else? I'll probably add more later.
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She fucks up everything.
