Rebecca Lamb #60 only plays with her kids for the ‘gram, swears Lumi isn’t a scam

[12055584]

Can you imagine taking your partner’s phone and writing a corny message to yourself and then sharing it to your insta huns so you can get some arse licking love off them....no nor me Jesus every time that girl opens her mouth she just spews lies

Is English not Steve’s first language

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*sniff

Onion & carrots are gonna be swapped for chips and egg.. (I do get why) but that’s a sentence I’m sure she’s used before
chips over veg!!!
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Howling! Why is she like this?? This is the most hilarious thing ever. All the cheap pop actively not eating the veg in favour of more fried stuff. No wonder alfehs teeth are fucked

 

[Ya-Mar]

There’s no way Beaver face has sent that. How corny, I would think there was something wrong if my partner sent that. I would much rather he just dry humped me while I was putting the washing in

 

[Jemandtheholograms]

Stop comparing yourself to people online!! Don’t worry what other people are doing!! shes the worst for copying other Instagrammers

 

[Mum24]

She’s got to be trolling us...
God forbid any of them eat a carrot

 

[Clarity456]

5k a month and she’s on the rola cola.

I'm literally pissing myself at that

Tbh boss babe big Beggy must be on a fair whack more than 5k now .... I'm not a professor of maths or anything but she needs £120k minimum to buy an entry level Porsche Cayenne twice..... To pay half the bills on the dungeon and do the food shop as a minimum she'll need a couple of grand a month.... So before she's bought any sweatshop garments or splashed out on a trip to tenners she needs to be earning 14k a month or £170, 000 a year...

Dunno why championship footballers even bother risking injuries etc when they could put a couple of videos sanding their face on Instagram and colouring in a few squares for the same money

 

[Uglybetty12]

It’s 2:30pm, I don’t even have time to make myself a cuppa and sit down let alone do my hair, makeup, take selfies, do a reel and a boomerang lol wonder what film the boys are watching

 

[NellieMo]

It’s 2:30pm, I don’t even have time to make myself a cuppa and sit down let alone do my hair, makeup, take selfies, do a reel and a boomerang lol wonder what film the boys are watching

They’re probably both having a ‘nap’.

 

[LittlebumbleBee]

Carrots to add flavour onion yes but I don’t think of carrot as a particularly flavoursome vegetable, especially not after sitting in two cans of coke. Also the ‘message from Steve’, her chat background is of herself what an absolute prick

 

[Llamabama]

She’s bored in the house She’s a mother of 2 and she sits and does her hair and make up like a 14 year old girl would when they’re bored in their room on a Saturday afternoon.

 

[Rosella89]

That video of the boys is so creepy. Why is Alfie still sleeping at 10am? He barely looks conscious

I thought that too! It really creeped me out!

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I will feel suhh suhh happeh and content SNIFF SNIFF CAMEL TOE if she gets a dictionary

 

[LittlebumbleBee]

‘What else is there to do apart from home school drink wine and....play on the Nintendo switch’ oh yes that’s right...go to work

 

[Cooper123]

Quick steve nobody believed you sent me that text when I was sleeping this morning so post one on stories and I’ll share it like the pathetic child that I am. Also no steve she isn’t bleeping gorgeous, she’s bleeping smug and annoying and so far up her own arse If she farted she’d suffocate.

 

[AC_23]

Two things. 1 - never wears makeup aye and 2 - did the kids get anything from that brand? Or just Rebecca

 

[ChubClubThug]

5k a month and she’s on the rola cola.

Weak

 

[Star3654]

The boomerang of her hair, followed 10 mins by 'everehwuuun is askin' about me cuuuuuuurls'. Lies. Always, always, always use the MM Beauty Works wand? Never seen her use it.. some influencers have literally no idea how to influence...show people how you curl your hair.. do a tutorial...ffs its just pathetic. Are people really gonna swipe up? I hope not! Also the dinner...cheap coke & taking out what tiny bit of goodness in it for chips and egg? Can you not have carrots and onion with that? Random maybe but I wouldn't throw them away over it literally boils my piss I'm in a bad mood today

 

[Theninth]

5k a month and she’s on the rola cola.

This should be the next thread tittle

 

[teddy19]

posh n becks of dales

 

[Cooper123]

posh n becks of dales

Pair of wankers

 

[Bubbles85]

Can you imagine kissing Steve he looks like his breath would smell so bad

 

[Apple In My Pie]

She doesn’t half think she’s something