Rebecca Lamb #55 loveleh DM from ma bestie Eden, in reality it's from 2 sausage Steven

[Bubbles85]

Woodys fringe screams ‘mum hacked at it with the scissors’

 

[Mummyto4boys]

Just watched the latest cleaning video..... imagine setting a timer to help motivate you to clean your home . I have used a timer with my children to make tidying a game, you know “right lets see if you can tidy your room really quickly, are you ready, go, you are doing a great job, yeah well done you are super fast at tidying”, child walks off proud as punch at his tidying abilities !! She really does seem like a child in an adults body ...... just tidy your house, every day like the rest of us do and get on with your day!!!!!!

 

[April17]

She looks rough af today. Skanky lazy woman !

 

[Scvee13]

Ok so. I'm not really a hot chocolate drinker, I find them too indulgent as an every day drink. I feel like they're more of a dessert than a beverage, and only have them on occasion as a treat.

Am I alone in that?

Rebecca drinks them every day and I don't know if that's weird or I just find it weird just because they're not my thing?! Everywhere she goes she gets one and has them at home every day too.

I have one at home regularly, but either ones for the coffee machine or powder mixed with water the galaxy frothy one is nice

 

[LauraC35]

Searching for bathroom inspo knowing that it will look like a shithole in the end anyway because the two of them have as much taste in interior design as the Dingles do

 

[Bellaboo83]

Searching for bathroom inspo knowing that it will look like a shithole in the end anyway because the two of them have as much taste in interior design as the Dingles do

Should she not have sorted the design before they started ripping out the old one?

 

[Marpaudai]

Ok so. I'm not really a hot chocolate drinker, I find them too indulgent as an every day drink. I feel like they're more of a dessert than a beverage, and only have them on occasion as a treat.

Am I alone in that?

Rebecca drinks them every day and I don't know if that's weird or I just find it weird just because they're not my thing?! Everywhere she goes she gets one and has them at home every day too.

I have a very sweet tooth and could happily have one everyday! I don’t though, as I work, so I don’t have the time to go out and buy one and take a photo of it for the gram.

 

[teddy19]

Ok so. I'm not really a hot chocolate drinker, I find them too indulgent as an every day drink. I feel like they're more of a dessert than a beverage, and only have them on occasion as a treat.

Am I alone in that?

Rebecca drinks them every day and I don't know if that's weird or I just find it weird just because they're not my thing?! Everywhere she goes she gets one and has them at home every day too.

Was thinking the same! Its because she doesnt drink coffee like the rest of the popular influencers so wants a hot drink to look quirky #sheep

 

[Mum24]

Should she not have sorted the design before they started ripping out the old one?

Usually you’d have bought everything and got it all ready to start no?
Or is this another thing they’re starting with no plans of finishing any time soon??
She honestly reminds me of a teenager doing things spur of the moment and not thinking about the whole thing lmao
Had or bathroom done beginning of the year and before we could even think of ripping it out everything was paid for and ready to go

 

[ChubClubThug]

I LOVE this thread title

Would also like to add to the recap that she is having a new bathroom SUIT installed...can't wait for that one!

 

[Poosh]

Searching for bathroom inspo knowing that it will look like a shithole in the end anyway because the two of them have as much taste in interior design as the Dingles do

or she’s just going to copy LJC

 

[ChubClubThug]

or she’s just going to copy LJC

I thought exactly the same.

I guess my comments about her avocado bathroom suite offended her a lot more than me saying she had a fat fanny....

 

[Sallydally]

Omg how could I forget LJC is having her en-suite done.....Rebecca probably grabbed Steven but his uncooked sausage and demanded he give her a new bathroom too.

 

[gypsymoth]

Ok so. I'm not really a hot chocolate drinker, I find them too indulgent as an every day drink. I feel like they're more of a dessert than a beverage, and only have them on occasion as a treat.

Am I alone in that?

Rebecca drinks them every day and I don't know if that's weird or I just find it weird just because they're not my thing?! Everywhere she goes she gets one and has them at home every day too.

does she have proper hot chocolate though? or just cheap drinking chocolate powder in hot water and a bit of milk and sugar? to me theres a massive difference

the more indulgent ones made with proper cream, chocolate and marshmallows etc are worth the waits you says a treat

 

[Meringue22]

Poor woody. His fringe....he looks like Jim Carreys character in Dumb & Dumber

 

[Scvee13]

does she have proper hot chocolate though? or just cheap drinking chocolate powder in hot water and a bit of milk and sugar? to me theres a massive difference

the more indulgent ones made with proper cream, chocolate and marshmallows etc are worth the waits you says a treat

She has the hotel chocolat kit

 

[Clarity456]

Was thinking the same! Its because she doesnt drink coffee like the rest of the popular influencers so wants a hot drink to look quirky #sheep

SNAP! Do you think she's just told Steve to pull a few tiles off the wall and pose for a pic in the hope a company somewhere will just gift them a new 'SUIT'

Or

Is it a ploy that she thinks LJC will slide into the DM's telling her what bathroom she's having so Rebecca can copy lol

 

[Jossstickjunky]

I LOVE this thread title

Would also like to add to the recap that she is having a new bathroom SUIT installed...can't wait for that one!

Do you think it will be like the lilac one she modelled for us earlier in the year? Too small and looks like tit!

 

[Cooper123]

Only 243 likes on that Ad, and over 4000 views.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Take your bassetts sand shove them up your arse

 

[Sticky One]

RECAP

It was half term and Rebecca had big plans. A smug post went up showing her jam packed schedule full of activities and day trips for the boys. However, by the end of the week when she hadn't done much of it she changed her tune with another post to remind us (herself) that it's ok not to be busy. "Pumpkin patches weren't even a thing till Instagram" so we shouldn't feel like we have to keep up.

What the boys DID get to do during their half term holiday though was visit Matalan! They were even so lucky as to work (for free) for them! In a staged, uncomfortable video Alfie and Woody had to pretend they were living their best childhood skipping and running round Matalan choosing clothes for their parents. I'm sure it made up for the pumpkin patch! Many people commented on how painful the video was and shared their disgust that a family brand would use them considering Steve's racist/fat phobic comments on Twitter. Men also commented on Matalan's Instagram and Facebook about recognising Rebecca from Pornhub. Matalan and Rebecca stayed quiet on the backlash but Matalan did decide to remove the advert from their social media.

Rebecca bought herself a £400 Holland and Cooper coat. She said she decided to treat herself (obviously). The coat has never been seen on. It has either been returned or doesn't fit.

And YES, she really was on pornhub. Here are the screenshots from the video