Rebecca Lamb #55 loveleh DM from ma bestie Eden, in reality it's from 2 sausage Steven

[Mrsfifi]

Tried to post this on the last thread but then it closed but I invested too much time in writing it so I’ll put it on this one
I never get that whole “haven’t managed to wash my hair in a week” “ooooh I’ve actually managed to have a shower today” crap that these mumfluencers spout.
When I had my first baby my mums best piece of advice to me was that if you prioritise even ten minutes in your morning to shower, do your teeth and slap on a bit of mascara or whatever makes you feel more human you’ll be better equipped to face the day. I found it to be so true. Even when my babies were small I’d bring them into the shower room in their little bouncy chairs if they were awake or when they were older I’d bring toys in for them and they’d sit there and play. Watched them the whole time and they were safe and happy and I managed to get myself all nice and fresh for the day. I was then a single mum for a few years with a full time job with one child in school and one in nursery and I STILL ALWAYS MANAGED TO WASH MYSELF DAILY. Sorry to sound like I’m bigging myself up but that’s my experience and it really wasn’t hard. Sometimes a bit of a juggling act but always achievable. She leaves them alone for hours at a time to fuck about in her spare room/barn/gym/pornhub room so I don’t see how it’s a big achievement to pop in the shower for five minutes when her shower room is down stairs right next to where they’d be sat like little zombies in front of a dvd. Just leave the door unlocked or open so you can listen to them and put the dogs in a different room. Sorry just had to get that off my chest (my clean, showered chest.....)

Thats not very positive and stuff is it, just need some positiviteh, take your cheweh vitamin and you'll be realleh happeh and supeh productive and stuff

Good advice! However I had grated chicken and boiled willies last night for dinner and now I have a terrible bout of food poisoning so don’t think I could stomach one.....

 

[Sallydally]

Just want to say a quick Happy 55th tattle thread to our favourite Yorkshire porn star. I’ve been here from the beginning and to see Rebecca grow into an even bigger bell end has been such a privilege

 

[virgofalls]

Okay. Let's disect.

Loads of makeup came off tonight even though she wasn't wearing any today.

But she used the Lumi last night?

So, if it's so good, why didn't it take all of the makeup away then?

Why did the Lumi leave that much makeup on her face after using it yesterday?

 

[Bellaboo83]

You definitely do lie hun

Let's count the lies....

1. You said you weren't selling the face vibrator.... Turns out you were.
2. You said the face vibrator is removing dirt, only it turns out to be the colour of the cleanser you are showing not in fact dirt.
3. You showed us all the cleanser dirt on your lumi and said you'd not even had a scrap of make up on all day!.... Then back tracked and deleted the story when we questioned why the dirt wasn't removed by the lumi the night before
4. You said you hate giving the sales pitch, followed up by 300 more sales pitch stories
5. You keep leaving off the #ad on your stories about the product and bigging up your grey and blotchy beautiful skin to make it look like it isn't an ad.
6. You said you have the best skin you've ever had.... Whilst sporting a massive concealer cover spot patch around your mouth.
7.you've made some spurious claims about the product being 'anti ageing' and proven to help wrinkles... When in fact this claim has not been proven and the stories were quickly deleted
8. You said you hate wearing make up swiftly followed by an #ad two days later saying you love wearing make up
9.Edit to add thanks to @virgofalls. You use a skin smoothing filter on your stories about having perfect skin
10.you said you wouldn't lie.......

Crikey, it turns out you would, in fact, lie

 

[Woodoo]

Feeling so productive this morning after having a shower, getting the boys reading and having breakfast... wow, sit down for a bit there love, don’t want to burn yourself out

 

[PeachySher]

Thread suggestion: her insta has turned into QVC, she can’t get her legs out that PVC

inspired by @Bubbles85 who mentioned her content is like a shopping channel

 

[PeachySher]

Nothing quite says Christmas than gifts from poundland and home bargains for your children, especially whilst you spend double on yourself to buy clothes that you wear once.

 

[Jxxx]

Make your mind up!

 

[Fedupofmumvlogs]

Didn’t she go on about preferring not to wear make-up the other day?

 

[Jerseymiss]

I've just emailed hello fresh and cancelled my membership.

 

[virgofalls]

RECAP

It was half term and Rebecca had big plans. A smug post went up showing her jam packed schedule full of activities and day trips for the boys. However, by the end of the week when she hadn't done much of it she changed her tune with another post to remind us (herself) that it's ok not to be busy. "Pumpkin patches weren't even a thing till Instagram" so we shouldn't feel like we have to keep up.

What the boys DID get to do during their half term holiday though was visit Matalan! They were even so lucky as to work (for free) for them! In a staged, uncomfortable video Alfie and Woody had to pretend they were living their best childhood skipping and running round Matalan choosing clothes for their parents. I'm sure it made up for the pumpkin patch! Many people commented on how painful the video was and shared their disgust that a family brand would use them considering Steve's racist/fat phobic comments on Twitter. Men also commented on Matalan's Instagram and Facebook about recognising Rebecca from Pornhub. Matalan and Rebecca stayed quiet on the backlash but Matalan did decide to remove the advert from their social media.

Rebecca bought herself a £400 Holland and Cooper coat. She said she decided to treat herself (obviously). The coat has never been seen on. It has either been returned or doesn't fit.

 

[Mum24]

Love the thread title.
Hands up who eye-rolled at this!

Meeeeee!
not only is it ironic but it is so fucking patronising.
my kids have been shitheads today, I’ve shouted and cried basically all day... when I saw that I honestly felt like the shittest Parent in the world
Then I remembered my kids have beds and cooked sausages and I was fine again

 

[yellowmellow]

Saying things like "Who said mums can't be glam" is what you caption a photo or video on a Saturday night when you're dressed up for a long-overdue night out with your partner or actual friends NOT at 8 on a Monday morning when you've decided you need some attention so instead of getting your kids up and ready for the day, you tart yourself up and "wiggle" about in front of a camera for 30 seconds this girl needs help!

 

[Gossipmongers]

I. Am. Deceased.

 

[KMDX]

I don’t know if it’s the hair or the unhinged/manic look in her eyes that scares me the most?!

 

[Mavismcfield]

"started my own skincare business" No you haven't!! Really grinds my gears when these MLM idiots bang on about "running their own business" in no way are you running a business. You're scamming vulnerable people and selling shit on at a slight profit whilst annoying all of your family and friends

 

[Sallydally]

Any guesses on this super exciting video?

Steven is pregnant.

 

[BettyCrocker]

“Relish your children”

Not entirely sure how chucking your kids infront of 20 DVDs every day and ignoring them while you ponce about in your “office” flashing your muff at the camera and furiously scrolling tattle counts as relishing the kids but okay then...


ARE YOU OTAY HUN??

 

[virgofalls]

Ok so. I'm not really a hot chocolate drinker, I find them too indulgent as an every day drink. I feel like they're more of a dessert than a beverage, and only have them on occasion as a treat.

Am I alone in that?

Rebecca drinks them every day and I don't know if that's weird or I just find it weird just because they're not my thing?! Everywhere she goes she gets one and has them at home every day too.

 

[Grayson]

People said I was thick in school and I wouldn't do well, well look at me now..... Proving the children of Skipton high (or wherever she went ) 2010 correct on a daily basis