Apologies if this has been done before.
(Sung to the tune of "shotgun")
I'm off, see you haters, tattle piss-takers,
Gotta hit the road, with Steve the toad.
Ebay haul, suitcases packed,
Steve has my fanny waxed,
I could make a vlog of this!
Time flies by when you're not eating clean,
Look at my abs and you'll see what I mean,
There's a bikini shot that I'm dreaming of,
If you want it, on instagram it will be.
I'll be showing my bum, walking around with my son,
Look at me everyone, everyone.
I'll be showing my bum, don't care if you're with your son,
Look at me everyone, everyone.
YOU LITTLE LEDGED