Rebecca Lamb #36 Magic mirror makes her slimmer, but when will Steve get a decent dinner

[Ruby’s mum]

This Fit with Flash is just embarrassing. 1o bicep curls with flash spray is gunna do fuck all for even total beginners fitness levels.

Beggah looking down at her arms checking out her none existant muscles. Can't wait to see the high knees where they have to touch the mop.

It’s like keep fit for old people, the sort of stuff they do in care homes in their arm chairs

 

[Twilight Sparkle]

I am a long time lurker but I had to join up to admit this.

Around the time of tattlers finding out about Rebecca's camel toe on Porn Hub I actually messaged Steve, genuinely concerned, so he could take it down. He didn't give two shits. They had known about it for a long time, apparently, and done nothing as 'you see worse than that on the beach' (paraphrased as I can't remember the message entirely) and that Tattlers are getting their knickers in a twist over nothing, essentially. So I highly doubt that Steve is embarrassed by her titty swinging on tiktok. If anything I think he would be sat there encouraging it even if she gets messages off of perverts. I think it makes him feel good, like he's pulled a babe everybody is lusting over. Just my two pence worth. I think it's grubby.

 

[yellowmellow]

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Rebecca Lamb #37 The Tik Tok Tramp

 

[Grayson]

When you start seeing back results
That's girls a comedian she is
Talking to you as a PT, not a flash representative, to get back results you need to actually lift some weight becky, not your 500ml of flash bleech

 

[Cooper123]

Who posted the comment saying she loves herself

It was meeeeeee I couldn’t help myself

 

[Highlandlass]

This girl does not have a clue does she Thought getting the shopping delivered would be nice!!!!! Rebecca why oh why would you even consider the thought of attempting to get a delivery slot let alone actually go onto various websites and try!! There are people who can’t get to the shops because of health conditions and are vulnerable who need those bloody slots or there are people who are completely self isolating ie not leaving their house for 7/14 days due to symptoms!! And you just thought it would be nice to get it delivered ? You really are something else, thick!!!!

You 2 moon units are more than capable of going to a supermarket!!!

 

[francisjmeader]

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You need to loosen up your buttons indeed, did you want some porridge with that chia seed?

 

[Greyson]

Sheep: “I’d love to go to the southern states of America, especially Nashville.”

Rebecca Lamb: “Yeah Alfie always says he wants to go to South America.”

Stick a fork in me, I’m done!

 

[Poosh]

This girl is an absolute fucking wet wipe. I started training at the beginning of lockdown with my partner who is pt working out 5 times a week using WEIGHTS not a fucking flash bottle, our workouts last usually an hour and ten minutes I’ve lost a couple of pounds yes but as for muscle definition it will take months!! Not 3 days after lifting a fucking floor cleaner you twat.

 

[Bonnie72]

What was she like? I'm intrigued

She had the ‘I’m better than everyone else’ attitude. Never once in trouble so I’m not sure why she keeps reiterating that she was ‘naughty’ at school. Just rude in general, which is why it baffles me that she started such a friendly insta page. She was alwayyyysss beggy for the boys a couple of years older too, she had such a thing for someone who is Steve’s best mate (before her and Steve were together though)

 

[Kaywree]

Imagine being Steve and this coming at you after a night on the Malibu and pineapple

 

[PeachySher]

I genuinely think all of her is getting bigger

That could also be it. If she squeezed them it would be pure custard coming out!

 

[Calmasyoulike]

I’m so glad I don’t have to lie down on my manky kitchen floor and pretend to do press ups to pay my mortgage!

 

[Mum24]

Honestly the amount of times during the day I end up having not even eaten cos by the time I've stood and cooked and sorted all the kids out I'm not even hungry anymore (not promoting this) I just don't understand how a mum could stand and serve that to themselves and chuck a chocolate crepe at the kids (which we all know is what she's done, if it was anything else we would've heard about it)

 

[Each_peach]

Why is she Incapable of putting together a coherent sentence. She writes like a 5 year old. How many times does she wanna say "world"and "travel" in one sentence christ.

Ps beggy, Spain is not "the world"

 

[LauraC35]

Rebecca....why do you keep saying “let’s do this”? You’re at home with your family, you’ve got fuck all to do except feed your kids unlimited amounts of sugary shit, make “tap to” stories and TikToks and cook slow cooker meals and banana bread for your fan girls! Anyone would think you were heading off to the front line. When you go out and risk your own health in order to help others then you earn the right to say something like this. Going to Aldi for the weekly shop does not a hero make

 

[Noonoosanne]

Ffs them
Flash workouts! You can just imagine the people at flash pissing themselves saying these fuckers would do anything for engagement and a freebie!!

 

[Heretobenosey97]

I am crying at this stupid flash workout bullshit

 

[lilblinder]

I'm just picturing them pair sat on the half sofa her on the Malibu reading Tattle deciding they need to do a post on his Insta where he declares his undying love for her, Steve writes it first saying she's a dead fit young lass and he can't believe he's got the bragging rites to her he then passes her the phone to proof read and in her usual pissed up state she slurs No, you've got to call me a lovely young lady and say I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you and how much you love being isolated just us and that we're all you want ....... It's tragic reading and it's got her controling mitts all over it .

 

[Don’tMindMe]

So that Elemis cream is £44! (my mum uses it, I’m too cheap for that crap! ) anyway I know she didn’t buy it but why does she make out like she she has this super expensive lifestyle... YOUR KIDS SLEEP ON THE FUCKING FLOOR! YOUR CAR IS AN OLD BANGER! YOU HAVE HALF A SOFA!!

disclaimer: nothing wrong with the last 2 but don’t act like you live a life of luxury

The reason she loved the old house was because it fit in with her lifestyle! Gorgeous bathroom, gorgeous kitchen, don’t rip my head off but that was a CUTE house