Rebecca Lamb #36 Magic mirror makes her slimmer, but when will Steve get a decent dinner

[Girl next door]

Beggy I have a few questions I need you to answer please.
1. Why do you struggle so much to explain things and put a proper sentence together?

2. Why are you eating porridge in a soup bowl?

3. Why are the boys mattresses still on the floor?

4. Why are the boys having an ice lolly in the morning?

5. Why is Alfie jumping on the trampoline with an lolly in his hand?

6. Why the f**k is the trampoline next to a brick wall? Are you f***ing stupid!!!!!!!

 

[lilblinder]

Don't care what anyone says she's had her children ten years to early, if she was 36 and got the big house and the kids, dogs and fiance I think she'd be far more ready for the life int Dales but this girl is bored !! She should of spent her twenties first on babestation then moved onto love island then gone onto itvbe for the reality follow up then posed with Megan Barton Hanson for some adult online content then abit of dancing on Ice etc etc (and I'm not for one second saying 19 is to young for first time motherhood generally of course just in her case she looks like she's going stir crazy pretending to be a middle aged domestic goddess when clearly she's after a lot more )

 

[Wtf2505]

Busy doing tiktoks, titties going flipflop, serving slow cooker runny slop, she thinks she is so hiphop.

 

[virgofalls]

What the actual fuck are you doing woman!

Edit to add: nice to see it still appears the stain is there from the day the jumper was bought

The thing is with this. She's not a funny person, so whenever she does 'silly' stuff like this it comes across really forced and cringe.

Like, there's absolutely nothing wrong with having a laugh and making TikToks but you can literally see the desperation in her eyes, trying too hard to be hilarious.

Other people can get away with it because they are natural jokers who don't take themselves seriously.

 

[Whatwouldyoudo]

Her recipes just remind me of the episode from Friends when Rachel makes a shepherds pie trifle

"It taste like feet"

 

[virgofalls]

Can't stop laughing at these influencers fannying on with a bottle of flash and a mop. Like get a fucking job mate.

 

[ChubClubThug]

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He looks like a member of a dodgy boyband who would audition for the Eurovision song contest. She looks like someone who would deffo nosh anyone off for a bottle of Grey Goose and a key or two in the bogs.

 

[black ripped skinnies]

Properly cringing at "Steve" referring to her as "young lady" sounds like her dad

Of course, she's actually wrote it, not a chance in hell that was 2SS!

 

[Clarity456]

Paha what an idiot, she clearly doesn't realise that the "southern states of America" and "South America" are completely different places Alfie gas probably heard of South America from animal programs and things with the rainforest etc, more intelligent than his mum at 6, says a lot!

This

Beggy next time u read here

Southern states of America = tenessee, louisiana, texas, rodeos, country music etc

SOUTH AMERICA = Mexico, Brazil, cuba, salsa music, the Amazon rainforest, Spanish speaking

Give me strength

 

[Poosh]

She is still buying followers, these are slightly different to the ones she had last week, different numbers and letters in the names. Fake bitch

 

[Woodoo]

how the fuck do her sheep not see through her?! She uploaded that latest vomit inducing selfie for
no other reason than the fact she thinks she looks fantastic in it and wants adoring comments and likes. The caption literally means nothing... she’s such a prick, I can’t even with her.

And what’s the point of uploading a selfie about “we get so caught up in thinking we need a pretty face” when she has uploaded that picture quite literally because she thinks she has a pretty face.. fucking cock womble

 

[Mummyto4boys]

I’m blocked but am I reading correctly on here ..... she is inviting someone into her home during a pandemic to fix an appliance that has been broken for a year

 

[Calmasyoulike]

Her head looks photoshopped on here

Was probably Steve’s ex’s body and she went through all his photos and super imposed her head onto them nah only joking. But on a serious note she does strike me as a bit of a bunny boiler it’s that glazed look in her eyes I never know If she’s possessed or has a touch of the village idiot about her. And I’m sure that’s why they’ve cut their sofa in half cause Steve shagged so many other chavs all over it Lol.

 

[emma31190]

What the actual fuck are you doing woman!

Edit to add: nice to see it still appears the stain is there from the day the jumper was bought

When the kids go back to school.....
"my mum works at a supermarket and helped feed the nation"

"my mum stuck a wine glass to her head while tapping a cheese grater"

She looks rough today doesn’t she

She hasn't declared a shower for a while

 

[Rexrawr123]

So that Elemis cream is £44! (my mum uses it, I’m too cheap for that crap! ) anyway I know she didn’t buy it but why does she make out like she she has this super expensive lifestyle... YOUR KIDS SLEEP ON THE FUCKING FLOOR! YOUR CAR IS AN OLD BANGER! YOU HAVE HALF A SOFA!!

disclaimer: nothing wrong with the last 2 but don’t act like you live a life of luxury

The reason she loved the old house was because it fit in with her lifestyle! Gorgeous bathroom, gorgeous kitchen, don’t rip my head off but that was a CUTE house

My child has a proper bed, proper fitting clothes, toys, a healthy balanced diet... I have a good job, my partner has a good job we live comfortably... but I have 12.99 dresses from h&m sitting in my online baskets for weeks because I’d rather buy my child new clothes or toys. I’m no cheapskate by any means but spending 44quid on something you wash off knocks me sick haha especially like you said if my kids were sleeping on the floor!

 

[Jerseymiss]

So all of the channel mum and ex channel mum vloggers had a quiz night last night.. and beggy wasn't invited. She's obvs a joke to them

 

[Woodoo]

Nobody loves Rebecca lamb as much as Rebecca Lamb loves Rebecca Lamb. Absolute embarrassment. Get in the bin you sad excuse for a human.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Maybe Flash saw her and though jesus wept that house is like a Victorian slum, let's help the needy.

 

[KfBr]

Does this mean her roast bitatoes will actually be roasted and not blow dried now?!

 

[Chance]

When I looked this popped up that was her username wasn’t it ?