Oh Begs he doesn’t love you more every day, you sad cow. He barely tolerates you but is too lazy and gormless so needs you to wash his socks.
They're both pissed it's bleeping gross, you wouldn't do that sober i'll tell you now, she has that drunk giddy look to her where any sensible partner would take the camera off her but we know he's on a promise so he'll stagger about doing anything he's told like the big shaved ape that he is .He looks pissed ! Drunk all his moretti in one go !
Oh it’s on TikTok to!!What a cringey bastard. I can’t imagine any scenario where I would think to make that reel and then post it online
On my grandparents grave, putting aside the fact I despise the bleep for a second, if I didn't know who this was and someone showed me her picture and told me she was 54 I'd have absolutely no trouble believing itStill going to have to see that birth certificate I’m not convinced I’m older than her.
I’d say it’s not his arm that needs operating he needs a lobotomyTo say that Steve needs an op so urgently they've had to cancel their holiday, there doesn't seem to be much wrong with either of his arms on this video!
Her skin is awful, so much damage.Still going to have to see that birth certificate I’m not convinced I’m older than her.
My stomach hurts from laughing so much at this tit show. I’ve rewatched it over and over because it’s so tragically hilarious.I’ve had to zoom in it’s hilarious
She’s got a new ‘coach’ bag 
That would be a thoughtful anniversary present from your husband who is suh suh in love with you. Not some maltesers and a cheap bottle of plonk.
Unless of course the top £40k a month boss babe got a snide copy in Cyprus?
ETA a picture
I mean at least pick a colour / combo that coach actually do !Her new Coach bag is a Saramart special! Under £30...
They also have Beavers expensive trainers and they are described as 'heightening' shoes